Cat Phoenix's Blog - Posts Tagged "begone-assassins"
Hot off the press!
Please note: your excitement for Lying is currently giving me life.
Other news:
Lying is now available for pre-order on Amazon!
Also, I have a new website. Check it out here. I vow to update it regularly.
Tell your friends! Tell your dogs and/or cats. Tell your teachers (trick them into thinking you read solely to learn). Yell it from the rooftops to piss off your neighbors, so long as it isn't lightning. If you want lightning, please wait for Halloween for maximum effect.
People not to tell: Your pastor. Your grandparents. Your passive-aggressive ex. The plumber. Your local mortician.
Actually, the mortician is cool, but he's broody and mysterious, so don't scare him with it all at once. Leave it in a subtle note. With a link back to this page. You know, to thoroughly confuse him about your true intentions as his customer. Mostly because customers usually have a dead body on their hands.
That is all. Have a fantastic day.
P.S. Please do not confuse your local mortician with your local assassin. Thanks a bunch.
Other news:
Lying is now available for pre-order on Amazon!
Also, I have a new website. Check it out here. I vow to update it regularly.
Tell your friends! Tell your dogs and/or cats. Tell your teachers (trick them into thinking you read solely to learn). Yell it from the rooftops to piss off your neighbors, so long as it isn't lightning. If you want lightning, please wait for Halloween for maximum effect.
People not to tell: Your pastor. Your grandparents. Your passive-aggressive ex. The plumber. Your local mortician.
Actually, the mortician is cool, but he's broody and mysterious, so don't scare him with it all at once. Leave it in a subtle note. With a link back to this page. You know, to thoroughly confuse him about your true intentions as his customer. Mostly because customers usually have a dead body on their hands.
That is all. Have a fantastic day.
P.S. Please do not confuse your local mortician with your local assassin. Thanks a bunch.
