R. Felini's Blog - Posts Tagged "grand-jury-and-police"
Attention Police: Best way to kill 12 year olds.
Is there a good method of killing 12 year mental cases in the park? Yes.
Shoot 'em in the head or to the left of center mass, upper quadrant.
But if they are just mental cases pointing toy guns at people in the park - is there another way? Yes.
When you arrive on the scene with an unknown perp with weapon and no report of shots fired or injuries, you can take up a defensive position out of pistol range and use amplified voice to engage the target while observing his or her actions. Keep your distance maximized so reaction time is optimal.
Do not - I repeat - Do not take the life of an American citizen without trying lesser means. We can always get the punk later and beat him up.
Of course this is meant for well to do white children. If they are poor or ethnic you might as well end the poor bastard's life.
Thanks and good hunting!
R Felini
Shoot 'em in the head or to the left of center mass, upper quadrant.
But if they are just mental cases pointing toy guns at people in the park - is there another way? Yes.
When you arrive on the scene with an unknown perp with weapon and no report of shots fired or injuries, you can take up a defensive position out of pistol range and use amplified voice to engage the target while observing his or her actions. Keep your distance maximized so reaction time is optimal.
Do not - I repeat - Do not take the life of an American citizen without trying lesser means. We can always get the punk later and beat him up.
Of course this is meant for well to do white children. If they are poor or ethnic you might as well end the poor bastard's life.
Thanks and good hunting!
R Felini
