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March 14, 2014
xkcd Demonstrates How Web Presence Sells Books
I am so far out of The Loop. I don’t even know if they still call it being out of The Loop. That’s how far out I am. A couple of years ago my husband, the rocket scientist, was given a web site, xkcd.com, by a friend/coworker at Lockheed-Martin…the missile factory. A bunch of really nice guys work there. They are mostly nerds and geeks.
“Big Bang Theory” helped make nerds and geeks popular. Shows like “Criminal Minds” made the computer wizards and geniuses most intriguing. Having a school curriculum that focuses on math and science instead of humanities and liberal arts helped the once socially awkward succeed and be proud in their own skin.
Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, the rocket scientist comes home from work and flips on his computer to check out the latest Randall Munroe cartoon, and reads through the “What if?” section.
If you don’t know who Randall Munroe is, I will tell you. He got a degree in physics from Christopher Newport University; he got a job building robots at NASA Langley Research Center. In 2006, he left NASA to draw comics on the internet full-time, supporting himself through the sale of xkcd t-shirts, prints, and posters. Randall Munroe is the author of the popular webcomic xkcd and the science question-and-answer blog “What If?”
It is sort of like a cross between “The Big Bang Theory” and “Myth Busters” but Randall answers questions with stick people cartoons and keeps it simple. The cartoons are not always simple though, and if you click on the site to check them out, make sure you mouseover the cartoons, because that’s where the funniest stuff is sometimes. Millions of people click on his site every day. (See, I told you, I am out of The Loop.) Not just fans, he already has hate groups on twitter and other social media like xkcdsucks.com. It’s like nerd gang war.
He may be old news to you, and that’s okay. This post is not so much about him as it is about what he is doing. He is writing a book. It’s not scheduled to come out until September 2014. You can preorder the book.
He has a cover on Amazon:
This is not a big deal; hundreds of thousands of people publish books every year. The big deal is this (aside from the fact that I am doing free promo marketing for him), last night his unpublished book, with no ratings and no rankings, because it hasn’t hit the market yet placed as the #2 Best Selling book overall on Amazon. I think that’s pretty amazing…to not even be published yet and pass Veronica Roth.
This item has not been released yet and is not eligible to be reviewed.
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
#1 in Books > Humor & Entertainment > Puzzles & Games > Trivia
#1 in Books > Science & Math > Physics
I noticed it last night when I was piddling around on Amazon like I sometimes do when I am bored, and there it was, a book with no stars sitting at #2 on the front page of Amazon. It tells me that I worry too much about the wrong things. The book is at #3 now. Granted this is not a fiction work that he is producing, but it is rather exemplary of how to make a web presence sell books.
This is not a children’s cartoon book. In fact, he warns on his web site:
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
On the web site you can read random cartoons, check out the “what if?” You can even see photos of people playing chess while riding on roller coasters if you look hard enough. Pretty cool, huh?
Update 7:00 pm
It is now the #1 Best Seller
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
#1 in Books > Science & Math > Physics
#1 in Books > Humor & Entertainment > Puzzles & Games > Trivia
Filed under: Book Reviews and Books, Marketing Tagged: Amazon best seller, cartoons, Randall Munroe, rankings, ratings, sell books, social media, web presence, What if?, xkcd
March 13, 2014
New Trailer for My GRL (That’s my fiction thriller)
“My GRL” by John W. Howell has a new book trailer!
Originally posted on Fiction Favorites:
Here is a new trailer for My GRL. Also here is the Canadian link for the kindle version of My GRL on Amazon.
Hi Ho
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March 12, 2014
Legends of Windemere: Family of the Tri-Rune Cover Reveal!
Cover Art by Jason Pedersen
Legends of Windemere: Family of the Tri-Rune is set to debut on Sunday, March 16th!!!
The magical adventure continues after Luke Callindor and his friends recover from their battles in Haven.
Nyx still has nightmares about casting the genocide spell in Hero’s Gate. Every night her heart is gripped by the sensation of hundreds of goblins dying by her magic. By the request of Lord Highrider and Duke Solomon, she is returning to fix the damage she caused. With Luke Callindor and Sari by her side, Nyx is ready to face the vengeful goblins and opportunistic thieves that plague Hero’s Gate. Yet, there is a darker threat that was born from her violated magic: The Krypters.
It is another action-packed, character driven story that will reveal one of our heroes has been lied to for their entire life.
About the Author:
Charles Yallowitz was born and raised on Long Island, NY, but he has spent most of his life wandering his own imagination in a blissful haze. Occasionally, he would return from this world for the necessities such as food, showers, and Saturday morning cartoons. One day he returned from his imagination and decided he would share his stories with the world. After his wife decided that she was tired of hearing the same stories repeatedly, she convinced him that it would make more sense to follow his dream of being a fantasy author. So, locked within the house under orders to shut up and get to work, Charles brings you Legends of Windemere. He looks forward to sharing all of his stories with you and his wife is happy he finally has someone else to play with.
Blog: Legends of Windemere
Twitter: @cyallowitz
Facebook: Charles Yallowitz
We’re still taking volunteers for the April blog tour. So fill out the form HERE!
Read the Previous Volumes of Legends of Windemere!!!
Cover Art by Jason Pedersen
Cover Art by Jason Pedersen
Cover by Jason Pedersen
Filed under: Book Reviews and Books Tagged: Charles Yallowitz, Fantasy Series, goblins, Legends of Windemere, Luke Callindor, magic, Nyx, spell casting
March 9, 2014
Sunday Synopsis
Ten more books delivered to bookstores in tornado weather. Already had one bookstore notify me that they sold two copies and would like two more. I am glad, but with the price of gas and dealing with traffic, this whole self-distributor thing sucks. Two books at a time and they won’t buy more in bulk. (One store buys four.)
Mailed off Goodreads Giveaway copies to United Kingdom and Canada…$72.60 to send registered so I can track both for delivery. That’s a lot of money to simply give away. Plus the Amazon Gift Certificates…geez…there went all the promo money earned. Do you ever really do more than break even?
Decided writing a book is more fun than marketing or selling/distributing books.
Cleaned house. Sprayed weeds. Still don’t have pool chemicals balanced.
About the tweets. Learned to check analytic stats. I thought the tweets were selling books, but NOT ONE of my book tweets has been clicked through via the URL. I guess they are selling WOM from others who bought through promo and such. Of course, that has almost come to halt. Selling one or two every day or two.
Also, about tweeting: It says in my profile that I am a supporter of liberal causes. What do people think that means? They follow me, then, on those days when I mention anything about abortion, prochoice, or gay rights…on those days…I get unfollowed. As many as 4-10 unfollows in one day. Granted, 4-6 will follow on those days. I am also followed by a lot of bail bondsmen. Not sure what that means. People are weird.
I participated in my first Meal Train. That was fun. Young lady in a third floor apartment that had a C-section. Beautiful baby girl.
Had grandkids and daughter over for a day. My grandson hates me. Screams almost every time I touch him, unless his mom is right there. Major separation anxiety!
Grandson looks like his mother where his sister looks like her father. Yes, those are dog toys he is playing with. He refuses to play with baby toys and likes to harass the dogs. He had been crawling around on the back porch in his PJs and would not let me finish dressing him.
This week:
It took me from April 2012 through July 2012 to write the first draft of Red Clay and Roses. I was totally dedicated to it and did not have a blog or any marketing going on. I was not working at all outside the home. I don’t watch TV or much of anything else…like playing games. I have got to get focused on my writing if I want to produce anything else.
Next point: I have a post that I am planning for tomorrow…beyond that; I am seriously contemplating an extended social media hiatus. A few weeks without blogging unless something just must be put out there. Occasionally reading when I need a break from writing. No every day comments…just lurking around from time to time. I know it sounds selfish. You guys are my world. I don’t work outside the home much, but I have some wellness screenings to do around the end of March. I consider YOU my coworkers and will miss you sorely. I hope you will all be here when I get back. I am afraid if I don’t commit to my writing much deeper than I have…this project will take much longer than I hoped. I wish I was as good of a multi-tasker as I was when I was nursing full-time, but I am not. I want to get done with this first draft and I am terribly distracted.
I will still do any promo pieces I am planning.
I have forty books on my reader, and 20 more that I want to purchase. I want to get more reading done, so I will post a book review from time to time.
I have a major art fair coming up in April. I have got to finish my jewelry pieces.
Also, with the time change…my gardening and yard work demand so much attention…okay, so much for excuses.
It is too bad that social media is such a time drain. After a few weeks, I will revisit my writing progress, and see how much social media I can resume. I don’t have a clue how you guys can turn out book after book, work full time jobs, manage a family and all at the same time. I think you are amazing and I applaud you! I am far from lazy. I stay immensely busy. I have to blame it on old age creeping up on me. My brain does not hold or process information like it once did.
Now that I have told you that I plan to abandon you, may I ask if I can call on you from time to time? I am certain that I will need to.
Why do I feel like we’re breaking up? I still love you!
Filed under: Sunday Synopsis Tagged: art show, Book distribution, book reviews, breaking up, chores, Goodreads giveaway, grandson, hiatus, I LOVE YOU!, jewelry, liberal causes, meal train, promo, reading, rough draft, social media time drain, tweeting, wellness screenings
March 8, 2014
A Man of many talents making a difference: Julian Lennon
A thoughtful post on a thoughtful man who is the son of one of the most inspiring men this planet has ever known.
Originally posted on readful things blog:
This post is devoted to Julian Lennon. This is a man who has limitless compassion for those around him, is a talented musician, songwriter, photographer and huge supporter of equality, as well as a true humanitarian. He wears many hats throughout the day, but is always dedicated to making this world a better place for everyone. He is currently working to promote the
White Feather Foundation
, which is dedicated to cleaning up the planet and making a difference. This charity is running a campaign for clean water for the planet as well as doing many, many other things that will benefit us all. Please take a moment to check them out and do what you can to help spread the word.
http://www.whitefeatherfoundation.com/
or if you prefer to make a direct donation to the clean water campaign, simply follow this link:
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March 7, 2014
Meal Train: For People Who Fall Between the Cracks
I may have mentioned this on my blog or in comments before, but I am going to tell you about it again for a very important reason.
When I was a small child, we (siblings and cousins all) spent summers with my grandmother. She was a hard working enterprising woman who worked a farm and had a green thumb. My uncle built her a green house. Aside from her cooking, which a vast collection of county fair ribbons proved was the best around, she could make anything green flourish and grow. She was well known for both.
On Saturday mornings, she would get up before sunrise, go out to the hen house, wring a couple to a few necks, scald off the feathers, wash and prepare the meat, and fry up a half dozen to a dozen chicken dinners, throw on some mashed potatoes and biscuits, a side of green beans and take these dinners to all of the people on the prayer list at church.
All us grandchildren would pile into the car, and Grandfather drove us to the homes of the sick and shut-in. There, we would sing songs, make beds, wash linens, do dishes, sweep floors, whatever needed to be done. They were always happy to see Miss Barbara coming with her crew.
Before we left, Grandmother would comment on their potted plants and shrubs. This flattery always resulted in people begging her to take a few cuttings, which she did, in carefully, wet, rolled newspaper.
When we got back to the farm at the end of the day, it was the grandchildren’s job to set these cuttings into sand filled, wooden soda bottle flats. My uncle had rigged up irrigation that misted these until they rooted. That is how she started a horticulture business and nursery that has passed through four, going on five, generations. We spent our days pulling weeds, watering and repotting plants.
I am certain that this Saturday ritual is partially responsible for my nursing career and my love of gardening. More significantly, though, it is responsible for my compassion to care for those in need.
Nowadays, with families spread out all over the map and people, young and old, far removed from children, parents and grandparents, especially in some of the bigger cities, people are often alone when dealing with pregnancies, childbirth, surgeries and illness. Churches don’t always pick up on the isolated, the sick and the shut-in unless a church relationship has already been established. There are also those with an aversion to the church for whatever reasons. Compassion is not reserved for saints.
Through her mothering groups from Facebook, my daughter was introduced to “Meal Train”. It is a nifty tool for organizing events through social media. Check it out. Bookmark the page. The Meal Train makes it possible for people to reach out and connect to each other in times of need. It’s FREE to use!
How it works:
When you learn of someone in need; for example, a young woman who has a C-section and no family in town, a lady who lives alone and just had knee surgery, a gentleman who just came home from the hospital…you, your organization, or church representative can go to Meal Train and use the calendar to set up a meal train for that person. A week, a month, 6 weeks, whatever they are going to need.
It makes organization a breeze. The organizer gets the allergies, food preferences or dislikes from the candidate. The candidate’s address and info are entered by the organizer. The meal train gets posted to Facebook groups and/or email lists…people in the groups or on the list can sign up to drop off a meal on a date that is convenient for them. In this way, there is no left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing. The recipient doesn’t end up getting the same dinner every night. The schedule and food to be prepared are posted right on the meal train site.
It is easy to plan the family meal to include another plate for one night of your choosing.
If you see the Meal Train link on your Facebook page, click on the link and do a good deed.
Pass it on to your local groups.
Know someone in need? Organize a Meal Train.
Support Friends. Strengthen Community.
Promote Social Progress.
Filed under: Social Progress Tagged: alone, expectant mothers, good deeds, illness, meal train, new moms, organization, shut-in, sick, surgery, What is social media for?
March 6, 2014
Guest Blog: Five Nineteenth-Century Inmates of Insane Asylums
Interesting Literature has a Guest Post by Suzanne Shumway that makes me glad to live in this era. Modern medicine has made a difference for so many. We still have miles to travel.
Originally posted on Interesting Literature:
By Suzanne Shumway
1. Mary Lamb (1764-1847), sister of the essayist, poet, and playwright Charles Lamb. In 1796, Charles checked himself into a private asylum and spent six weeks there, never dreaming that a few months later, his sister would fall victim to a madness so severe that she would kill her own mother in a fit of rage. Although Mary was confined to Fisher House Asylum immediately after the murder, a verdict of lunacy assured that Lamb escaped punishment, and she was eventually released into Charles’s custody. However, she occasionally returned to an asylum when she felt madness coming on.
2. Rosina Bulwer Lytton (1802-1882) was the wife of the immensely popular novelist Edward Bulwer-Lytton. Theirs was a love match, but the relationship hit the skids within eight years of their marriage. When her husband took up with other women, Rosina protested, and the result was a legal separation. The money settled on Rosina was scanty, however, and Bulwer-Lytton refused to come up with more, despite the fact that he was rolling in cash by this point in his career. Rosina took umbrage and found several ways to show her displeasure: the worst was when she appeared in public to denounce Bulwer-Lytton to his constituency when his appointment as Colonial Secretary under Lord Derby was put to the vote. Her outburst spurred Bulwer-Lytton to have her locked up in an insane asylum. Public outcry was so voluble, however, that she was released after three weeks in Dr. Gardiner Hill’s establishment for lunatics. Her grand-daughter was the early 20th-century suffragette and social reformer Constance Lytton.
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Time running out on the Yesterday Road discount
Kevin Brennan has Yesterday Road at half price and Our Children are Not Our Own for FREE! Download Today! The books are highly rated.
Originally posted on What The Hell:
Just a reminder, folks, that
Yesterday Road
is on sale at Smashwords through Saturday night for $2.
Filed under: Uncategorized
March 4, 2014
Support My Favorite Dilettante!
A small contribution to a great Kickstarter project. Come on everybody! Join in!
Originally posted on 1WriteWay:
On behalf of a dear friend, wonderful writer, and favorite dilettante, I ask that you drop whatever your doing (well, if you’re reading this on a laptop, you don’t want to literally drop it), and hop over to Helena Hann-Basquiat’s blog, in particular this post:
A Very Unwelcome Swamp
. Helena’s friend and Kickstarter promoter has had the rather disgusting experience of a sewer line backing up into his basement. I know, go ahead and say, “GROSS!” Now that that’s out of your system, after you read Helena’s post, go over to Helena’s Kickstarter project at
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jimsquires/memoirs-of-a-dilletante-volume-one
and either contribute yourself (you can participate for as little as $1) and promote the bloody hell out of it.
If you’re not familiar with Helena’s writing (and I don’t know how on earth that could be possible), spend some time on her blog. Her stories at once make you laugh and tug at your heart. If you prefer stories that are more along the lines of H.P. Lovecraft, then spend some time with Helena’s pet Jessica B. Bell. In fact, Jessica has a number of short stories you can purchase at Amazon (click here).
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March 3, 2014
What is Your Most Beloved Book?
I have an old copy of Uncle Wiggily in the Country by Howard R. Garis. The copyrights are 1916 and 1940. The title is worn, the book is held together with tape. Various children have colored its yellowed, torn pages. The book was first purchased by my grandma to read to my aunt and my mother. They were born in 1940 and 1942 respectively.
Grandmother Nicholls and Uncle Wiggily
Then, my mother read it to me and my two sisters, one older, one younger. We used to cuddle in the center of my sister’s twin bed and listen as she read each chapter. We would embrace under the covers protecting each other and hiding from the tiddlewink, an evil but sympathetic creature with claws and sharp teeth who lived in any body of water from swamps and ponds to bathtubs and washtubs. My mother died when I was eight, and yet, I can recall the sound of her voice as she mimicked Uncle Wiggily, his nephew, Sammie, the bad old tiddlewink, and various other characters in the book. They were moments I cherish.
I read the stories to my children. In fact, I read something to them every night all the way into to their teen years. But it started with this one. The Publishers Note says:
Uncle Wiggily Longears is a rabbit gentleman who walks with a cane. He and his nephew get into all sorts of adventures in the country as you can see by the table of contents.
It is not illustrated with pictures. Everything told in it had to develop from your imagination. I listened with awe as each chapter told of another adventure. The chapters all end with a silly piece of nonsense that was designed to intrigue young readers into looking forward to the next chapter, and it worked. Being a bit of a comedian myself, I eagerly anticipated the next story and looked forward to the silliness at the end of each chapter. They were catchy little nonsense phrases like:
“’I wonder what will happen next?’ And what did I tell you on the next page where you may read a story called ‘Uncle Wiggily and the Ice Cream,’ that is if the stick doesn’t fall out of the lollypop and hide under the rose bush for the pussy cat to play tag with.”
“And by turning over a page, if our chimney doesn’t jump over on the other roof to visit the stovepipe next door, and forget to come back in time for breakfast, you may read about Uncle Wiggily and the rose-bush.”
“Now, in the next story, if the bathroom sponge doesn’t drink up all the baby’s milk and go to sleep in the china closet, I’ll tell you about Uncle Wiggily and the bark canoe.”
“And if the man who cuts our grass doesn’t pull up all the dandelions and turn them into tiger lilies, I’ll tell you about Uncle Wiggily and the cheerful cricket.”
They are timeless stories that I am now reading to my own granddaughter, 74 years after they were purchased by my grandma, and she loves them, also eagerly anticipating the nonsense at the end of each chapter. She always asks me to explain what is meant, and often I can’t do that…they are meant to intrigue and entertain.
Do you have an old, treasured, dog-eared book that you could not possibly part with?
Filed under: The Grandmother Journal Tagged: first reads, mother's voice, old books, rabbit gentleman, reading to children, timeless tales, treasured book, Uncle Wiggly



