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A Return to Cyrodiil with the Remastered Experience of Oblivion on Xbox

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, a monumental achievement in the realm of role-playing games, has returned to captivate its audience once more with a remastered edition for the Xbox. It’s been nearly two decades since the original release in 2006, and players are eagerly stepping back into the enchanting world of Cyrodiil to relive the adventure in stunning new detail. Are you ready to escape from the Imperial Prison again? We are!

Revisiting the Classics

The remastered version of Oblivion brings forth a wave of nostalgia, yet it is not merely a recollection of past glories. It breathes new life into the game with enhanced graphics, refined textures, and an overall improved visual fidelity that honor the rich landscapes and intricate details of the original. The lush forests, towering mountains, and bustling cities of Cyrodiil now appear more vibrant and immersive, inviting players to explore once again and, of course, face off against most cooler looking mud crabs.

[image error]Enhanced Gameplay Experience

The remastered edition does not solely focus on aesthetics. It addresses several gameplay mechanics and bugs that were present in the original release, ensuring a smoother and more engaging experience. Combat has been polished, making battles more dynamic and fluid. The interface has been updated to be more user-friendly, providing players with easier navigation and control. It might take a moment to learn the new controls, but that could be because we are so used to the Skyrim ones from our fourth and fifth playthroughs.

Audio Improvements

Audio improvements are another significant aspect of the remastered Oblivion. The soundtrack, which has always been a cornerstone of the game’s allure, sounds more majestic and immersive with enhanced sound quality. Voice acting and ambient sounds have been refined, contributing to the overall atmospheric experience of Cyrodiil. Yes, that’s still Patrick Stewart as Uriel Septim VII.

[image error]New Content and Features

In addition to the enhancements, the remastered version includes new content that enriches the already expansive world. New quests, characters, and locations have been added, providing fresh experiences for both returning players and newcomers. These additions integrate seamlessly into the game’s narrative, offering more depth and opportunities for exploration. And who doesn’t like added side quests, right?

Performance and Technical Upgrades

The technical upgrades are noteworthy, as the remastered Oblivion takes full advantage of the Xbox’s capabilities. Load times are significantly reduced, and the game runs smoothly without interruptions, allowing players to immerse themselves fully without the frustration of lag or crashes. The stability and performance improvements make the remastered version better than the original, but at times you may still run into the same old bugs…making you wonder if that was designed on purpose. Side note: Don’t be surprised if you run into a new bug or two.

A Worthy Return

Enjoy a welcome return to Cyrodiil through the remastered Oblivion because it is a worthy journey for any RPG enthusiast new or old. It captures the essence of what made the original game phenomenal while embracing modern advancements to improve the experience. It’s not just a trip down memory lane; it’s a celebration of a timeless classic.

In conclusion, the remastered Oblivion for Xbox is a testament to the enduring legacy of The Elder Scrolls series. It showcases the beauty of Cyrodiil in ways that were previously unimaginable and offers an enriched experience that both honors the past and embraces the future. Whether you are a veteran adventurer or a newcomer to the realm, the remastered Oblivion promises a spectacular journey through the heart of Tamriel, one that you won’t soon forget. Ready to create a new fable, gamers? You can download and play it on Xbox Game Pass for Free!

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Ares’ Divine Guide to Beard Care

From the God of War himself

Greetings, mortals, gamers, and beard growers! It is I, Ares, the fierce and mighty God of War. While you may know me for my prowess on the battlefield, my unyielding strength, and my strategic genius, there is another aspect of my godly existence that deserves your admiration: my magnificent beard.

Allow me to take you through the rituals and techniques that ensure my beard remains as majestic as my reputation. For even a god must take time to care for his appearance, and a beard as splendid as mine does not come without effort.

The Importance of a Divine Beard

A beard is not merely an adornment; it is a symbol of power, wisdom, and virility. For a god such as myself, it signifies authority and commands respect. My beard, with its flowing, dark tendrils, strikes fear into the hearts of my enemies and garners admiration from my allies.

The Ritual of Cleansing

The first step in maintaining a beard worthy of a god is cleanliness. After a long day of battle and glory, it is essential to cleanse the beard of blood, sweat, and the remnants of victory. I immerse myself in the sacred waters of the River Styx, allowing the powerful currents to cleanse my beard thoroughly. For you mortals, a gentle yet effective beard wash like the one Tabletop Beard provides will suffice. You can rest assured, when it is from the wizards at Tabletop Beard, it is free from harsh chemicals! Yes, your beard hair must be treated with reverence.

Conditioning for Strength

A beard must not only look powerful but also be strong and resilient. After cleansing, I apply divine concoctions of beard oils and butters, prepared by none other than my wise friends here at Tabletop Beard. These oils infuse the hair with strength and vitality, preventing breakage and ensuring each strand remains robust. Mortals can achieve similar results with a high-quality beard oil, rich in natural ingredients such as sunflower, avocado, and golden jojoba oil.

The Art of Combing

To maintain my beard’s majestic flow, it must be combed with precision and care. I use a comb of legend and fable forged from the finest celestial metal, its teeth perfectly aligned to detangle and shape each hair. But you may use one from a mortal store. Begin from the roots and work your way to the tips, ensuring that the beard remains tangle-free and immaculate. A wooden or metal comb of superior craftsmanship will serve you well.

Trimming for Perfection

Even a god’s beard requires regular trimming to maintain its shape and prevent unruliness. Using a blade blessed by Hephaestus, the god of blacksmiths, I trim my beard with meticulous care, sculpting it into a form that conveys both power and elegance. Mortals should invest in a sharp, high-quality pair of scissors or a beard trimmer, and approach the task with patience and precision.

 Styling with Purpose

The final step in my beard-care routine is styling. A beard must reflect the god who wears it: fierce, commanding, and dignified. I use a special wax infused with the essence of ambrosia, crafted by the muses themselves, to shape and hold my beard nicely in place. This ensures that it remains flawless, no matter the chaos of battle. For mortals, a beard balm expertly crafted by Tabletop Beard will provide excellent hold and nourishment.

The Aura of Confidence

Caring for my beard is not merely a matter of vanity; it is an act of preparation for the challenges and triumphs that lie ahead. With each stroke of the comb and each drop of oil, I fortify myself, ready to face any adversary with unwavering confidence. For you mortals, remember that a well-groomed beard is a testament to your discipline and self-respect. Wear it proudly, and let it be a reflection of your inner strength.

In conclusion, the art of beard care is no fable, it is a sacred practice, one that transcends the realms of gods and mortals alike. Follow these divine rituals, and with the help of Tabletop Beard, you too may achieve a beard worthy of admiration. Now, go forth and conquer, with the knowledge that your beard, like mine, is a symbol of your power and greatness.

Yours in strength and beard care style,

Ares, God of War

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RPG Game Spotlight – Lancer by Massif Press

If you’re a fan of tabletop role-playing games and have ever dreamed of piloting a giant mech, then LANCER by Massif Press is a game that you absolutely need to check out. This dynamic and thrilling RPG offers players the chance to dive into a futuristic world where humanity has spread across the stars, and powerful mech pilots, known as Lancers, are the heroes of their age. Are you ready, pilot? Let’s go!

Setting the Scene

Lancer is set in a far-future universe where humanity, having faced numerous challenges and near-extinctions, has established a brave new order among the stars. The narrative backdrop is rich with political intrigue, cosmic mysteries, and diverse cultures. The Union, a central governing body, strives to maintain peace and order, while various corporate, political, and ideological factions vie for power and influence.

The lore of Lancer is deep and immersive, offering a vibrant tapestry of stories and conflicts for players to explore. Whether you want to be a revered hero of the Union or a mercenary fighting for personal gain, the game provides ample opportunities to craft unique and compelling narratives. Sounds great, right?

Mechanics and Gameplay

Lancer’s gameplay mechanics are a blend of strategic combat and role-playing elements. The game utilizes a system called “Grit” that reflects a pilot’s experience and skill. As players progress, their pilots earn more Grit, allowing them to perform better under pressure and survive dangerous encounters.

The combat system is where Lancer truly shines. Players can customize their mechs with an array of weapons, systems, and modifications, creating a unique and personalized war machine. The tactical depth of mech combat is both challenging and rewarding, requiring players to think strategically about positioning, resource management, and teamwork.

Each mech frame has its own strengths and weaknesses, and the game encourages players to experiment with different combinations to find their perfect setup. The modular nature of mechs means that no two encounters are ever the same, keeping the experience fresh and engaging.

copyright – Massif PressCharacter and Mech Customization

We bet you are like us and love customization. Well, one of the standout features of Lancer is its robust customization options. Players can create detailed pilot characters with rich backstories and motivations. The pilot creation process is flexible, allowing for a wide range of character archetypes, from seasoned veterans to fresh recruits.

Mech customization is equally extensive. The game offers a variety of mech frames, each with its own unique abilities and combat roles. Gamers can equip their mechs with different weapons, armor, and systems, tailoring their loadout to suit their playstyle and mission objectives. The level of personalization available ensures that each player’s experience is unique and tailored to their RPG preferences.

copyright – Massif PressThe Art of Lancer

Lancer is truly visually stunning, with artwork that brings its futuristic world and mechs to life. The illustrations are detailed and evocative, capturing the grandeur and intensity of mech combat. The game’s layout and design are user-friendly, making it easy for game players to navigate the rules and reference materials.

The rulebook is well-organized and presented with clear explanations and helpful examples. This attention to detail extends to the game’s supplementary materials, such as mission guides and character sheets, which are designed to enhance the overall play experience.

Conclusion

Lancer by Massif Press is a standout tabletop RPG that combines thrilling mech combat with rich storytelling and deep customization. Its blend of strategic gameplay and immersive world-building makes it a must-play for fans of the genre. Whether you’re a seasoned RPG veteran or a newcomer gamer looking for an exciting new adventure, Lancer offers a captivating and rewarding experience.

So, gather your gamer friends, order some snacks, strap into your mechs, and prepare for an epic journey across the stars. The universe of Lancer awaits, and it’s ready to be shaped by your stories and actions.

Have you played it yet, tabletop gamers? Let us know!

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Monk Class – Disciplined Spellcasting Martial Artists

Welcome friend! We have been very busy here at The Dragon’s Beard. Ho! Owning such a popular establishment can be a blessing and a curse. But today, old Balbo wants to focus on the blessing side. Therefore, I decided to host an impromptu celebration for one of my favorite classes that has so many options. Which way will you choose? Once becoming a monk, will you take on the role of a fighter? Or perhaps a rogue? Do you wish to provide your team with healing, defense, or offensive support? No matter your choice, we are sure your decision will come from a place of deepest earnestness.

Weapons and Armor

Monks are always unarmored. The only other class you may find lacking armor, yet by choice, is the barbarian. Unarmored combatants are so adept at fighting without amor that they gain all sorts of advantageous bonuses when not armored in battle. This is one, if not the biggest, of the monk’s specialties. Think of it this way, with all the roundhouse kicks, pressure point strikes, and backflips that martial artists perform, a lack of armor makes them lighter, faster, and more deadly.

Weapons are another interesting point for monks. They are sometimes considered at their best unarmed. That said, they can use simple swords, maces, daggers, spears, clubs or a quarterstaff. Perhaps your DM will allow you to use a fancy spade too, like seen wielded by Shaolin Monks.

Magic

Monks are spiritual masters that harness the power of Ki. Ki flows through all living beings and monks know how to use it to enhance their speed and strength. Did you see that flurry of ten crescent kicks? No? Of course not, the monk delivering them to his opponent has utilized Ki to move at superhuman speeds! Ha! I wish my barmaids could access such power. I would be able to double business. Ha! Ha! But to become a skilled monk and learn how to use Ki, you must spend many years studying and hard training.

Races

Most races can become monks. And if you are following DnD 5e tabletop gaming rules, that gives you a very long and exciting list to pick from. The best races for monks are often listed as Wood Elf, Aarakocra, Ghostwise Halfling when playing DnD. For Baldur’s Gate 3, Half-Orc, Half-Wood Elves, Drow, and Githyanki are best.

So, be sure to do some research before creating your character but know that Woof Elf is likely a safe bet. Wait, do monks gamble? I bet they do! Ha!

Backgrounds

Gamers, you can have some fun creating your monk’s background. How about making them start off as a criminal? This gives some good stealth skills and prepares your monk to work as a rogue. Not interested in stealing or deception, how about faction agent? This way you will have some nice diverse bonuses to choose from and allow you to blur the lines of what subclass you want to focus on. Like supporting the team when they are hurt. The Hermit background will give you healing bonuses which are very nice. Far Traveler is an interesting choice too. With this background you gain helpful bonuses in insight and perception. Both are fantastic for monks.

Which tabletop gamers should play a Monk?

Those who are good-natured individuals who enjoy helping others and providing humanitarian aid when they can. All monks are lawful good and lawful neutral (we miss those fun old alignments). We also suggest players who are experienced and ready for a challenge. Remember this old Japanese Proverb: “Fall seven times, stand up eight.”

On the other hand, if you are Rex, from Preston, Idaho, teaching Rex Kwon Do, you cannot be a monk. Sorry. 

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Our celebration of monks got us all thinking about the adventures of the Crouching Tiger and the Hidden Dragon. Those monks could fly and walk on water. Their martial arts moves were so fast that they spun right out of their facial hair. Perhaps they were not enlightened. Because we all know the oldest, wisest monks have long white beards. One can surmise that those ancient beards were probably dry. So, it is with great respect that we honor all monks with beard oil that will help condition and soften their beards.

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Sorcerer Class – Magic without the Spell Books, Wands, and Other Trinkets

Ho there! Welcome friend! You might notice an interesting group of spellcasters sitting in the corner of my tavern today. Well, let me tell you, you see, a Tiefling, an Aasimar, and a Half-Ef walked into the bar this morning. HA! No joke. And guess what, there’s a serpent man here too! He’s outside, shedding his skin. HA HA! Ho, that part was a joke. He’s in the outhouse.

Today, The Dragon’s Beard is celebrating the enigmatic sorcerer class, but these shy fellows requested we keep the party simple, not like our normal boisterous festivities. Far be it from me to argue with someone born with such innate powerful magic.

My barmaid, Evelyn, tells me one of the two Tiefling here today, the woman, was in fact cursed, not born with her power. Hmmm…I wouldn’t know how that feels.

*wink*

*wink*

Anyway, let’s discuss what makes sorcerers so rare and unusual in fantasy and roleplaying games.

Weapons and Armor

Sorcerers are one of the worst melee classes in tabletop games. Don’t bother handing them weapons other than a light crossbow, sling, darts, staff, or maybe a dagger. They can’t master their use. However, since sorcerers are not carrying spell books in their hands, they may want to hold something. Since fidget toys are rare drops in most RPG games, your sorcerer friend may have a compulsion to hold something. If they decide to grip a dagger in their sweaty palm, don’t let them run up and down the stairs of my inn unless they are carrying it pointing down.

As far as armor is concerned, sorcerers don’t wear any. They can’t wear any. Ho! Don’t get old Balbo wrong. They aren’t naked! That would make for an interesting fantasy, wouldn’t it? Sorcerers are often adorned in fancy hats that award an interesting bonus for their wearer. Like a hat of invisibility. Can you imagine, sneaking about unseen, then, whoosh! Fireball to the face! Ha! I should ask one of these fine young users of magic if they have ever done that. It would be an amazing story to share with future adventurers.

Not only hats, but they can also wear capes imbued with special properties. Maybe a fancy cape, with a purple and gold pattern, or a tan one and a grey border. If your sorcerer is more of a spring than an autumn, they can pick a cape that is bright yellow and orange. A bold choice for the deep dungeons, but at least they would never get lost in the dark. More important than color is how useful the cape’s attribute is. Look for a cape that gives you an additional benefit that helps your team and/or your play style.

Magic – Yep, they got some!

The source of their magic is what makes sorcerers different than other magic user classes like wizards, warlocks, druids, and others. While many other spellcasters rely on inanimate objects like spell books, amulets, wands, staffs, or pacts with demons and devils, the sorcerer is using powers that are innate. Stop waving that wand at me, Harrius of Potterville! No, you’re not a sorcerer, you can’t have a free drink! Some wizards don’t know when to call it a day and go to bed. Ha!

Most sorcerers are born with innate power. Others have had power forced upon them. So, depending on their backstory, it could be a blessing or a curse. They also have access to something called Metamagic, which allows them to manipulate and customize their spells. This can be incredibly useful and increase the range and destructive force of a spell, among many other things.    

Races

In Dungeons and Dragons, the popular races for sorcerers are Yuan-Ti (serpent men), Tieflings, Aasimar, Half-Elves, and sometimes boring old humans. The top picks are often Aasimar and Tieflings. Those races often look like demons and angels…odd, right? I’m expecting an…interesting environment here in the bar as the night hours grow late. You see, I placed a wager with the cook, he thinks the Tieflings will get more attention from the drunkards than the Aasimar. Tis the devil you know, he said.

In games like Baldur’s Gate 3, Halflings, Gnomes, and Drow are added to the list. Which would you pick? A Drow sorcerer sounds truly wicked.

Backgrounds

Spellcaster backgrounds are often easier to pick than others. Players will often want bonuses that make them more powerful. There are four or five viable options, but Balbo suggests two great ones that people seem to agree on.

Charlatan is a good background for your new sorcerer build, and so is faction agent. Charlatan will help you make up for low dexterity with some extra charisma and deception skills. Faction Agent will add insight and mental skills that can help round out your sorcerer’s abilities. People also like to pick courier as a background; it gives insight and persuasion benefits as well as some fine upscale clothing that will make you the best one to meet with the nobles when questing.   

Who should play a Sorcerer?

Someone who wants raw power and is okay with being super squishy. Maybe you’re the creative one in your group of gamers. Or perhaps you like being the mysterious one. Playing a sorcerer means taking on a fun and exciting responsibility. It will be a mighty challenge, but the reward is the discovery of great power.  

That being said, this class may not be the best for beginners. However, it’s absolutely a great step for players who enjoy taking on the magic user roles and want to try something new. You know who you are, you have probably said, “burn baby, burn,” several times during tabletop game nights.

Can you name a famous sorcerer from a TV show, movie, or book? My pick is John Constatine, the occult detective from DC Comics.

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Our gathering of sorcerers may not be filling The Dragon’s Beard with song and merriment, but the inn is overflowing with an exciting undercurrent of mystery that is keeping everyone entranced, as if they just glimpsed the edge of another realm. Are you ready to join them? Let’s go, gamers!

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Necromancer Class – Good? Bad? It’s a Dirty Job. They Love it.

Greetings Skeletons, Zombies, and Litches! Good evening, my name is Claudius Clavius Cruor. You may have guessed from my pallid skin, and toothy grin, that I am a vampire. No. Ha ha ha. No. I did not eat the proprietor of this fine establishment. In fact, it was Balbo who called in one of his famous markers to get me to come here tonight to host the glorious gathering of ghouls.   

Yes, my children, the undead are welcome here at The Dragon’s Beard tonight. Not sure if you are living or dead? Oh? Well, do parts of you randomly fall off? Do people say, “what stinks” when you enter a room? Do you crave the taste of human flesh? Do you have the word “dread” before your title? Yes? Me too! Ha ha ha. My friend, you may be the walking dead, a reanimated corpse, or something far more sinister. Regardless, enjoy your time in this world. It can be short…for some.

If you answered no, but find yourself surrounded by the dead, well then, ha ha ha, you, my friend might be a necromancer yourself.

Necromancers practice necromancy obviously. Necromancy is the act of (magical or not) conjuring, raising, and/or controlling the dead. During this superior celebration of callousness, we will be specifically celebrating magic users who communicate with the deceased.

So, take a seat, allow one of our spectral barmaids to bring you something sanguine to drink, and let our formerly deceased bards sing you a song about times long-long past, when their hearts still beat. Their fables can make a banshee wail.

Weapons and Armor

Give a necromancer a pair of prickly daggers and they will be happy. They like simple weapons, like many other magic using classes. A mace, quarterstaff, club; any of these will be fine. They do the job, right, my monstrous mates?

As far as armor, you may have guessed it, light armor like leather, studded, and padded armors are the restriction. A step up from some of the cloth armor wearing spellcasters, which is nice. You know the more wicked necromancers must love to flaunt their armor to the armorless wizard class. It stinks to be so squishy. It stinks for them. Ha ha ha.

What kind of jokes do you think a necromancer would tell about wizards at a party? Something like this perhaps?

What did one necromancer say to the other necromancer? How many cloth-wearing wizards did you raise this week?

Ha! No? How about this?

Why did the wizard break up with the necromancer? Because every time they tried to have a conversation, the necromancer kept ghosting them!

Ha ha ha!

Magic

While your cleric is focused on curing diseases, removing poisons, and healing the injuries of others, your necromancer is the powerfully polar opposite. Necromancers will cast spells that cause diseases, poison their enemies, and drain the life force from others. Devious, right? Spells that create fear and pain are at the top of their spell lists, but what most people roll a necromancer for is raising, animating, creating, and controlling the dead.

Necromancy spells allow their casters to chill out in the back, behind a legion of dead/undead soldiers. Don’t have a squad? Don’t need one. You can create your own! Had a squad, but they died. Don’t stress, you can reanimate their corpses and have them fight for you. Hey, there is something to that ancient necromancer saying, if you want something done right, raise the dead and command them to do it right.

Seriously, necromancers have spells that can allow them to be quite confident solo questers. They can control and disperse crowds, use the undead to tank for them, reanimate a rogue to do some DPS, and then sit back and life tap to keep themselves healthy.

Races

Classically, Humans, Half-Orcs and Elves make good necromancers. In the more recent rulesets, consider races like Tieflings, Yuan-ti, Aasmir, even Hobgoblins.

Humans always make good magic users, and have clear and balanced stats to start, so we suggest them for your first necromancer build. That said, Tiefling is a good choice too for bonuses to charisma, which is very important for your necromancer. Try and deny it, but a Tiefling necromancer will just look badass and make other gamers jealous!

Backgrounds

Among tabletop gamers, a lot of discussion forms around which background is best for a successful necromancer build. Charlatan, Cloistered Scholar, Noble, and Hermit get thrown around a lot. The hermit background gets lots of love because you can create a really fun backstory for your necromancer with it. But the others work well too. Charlatan leans into your dark side and gives you some added deceptive skills. Noble adds persuasion skills that fit with your heavy charm. Hermit adds support skill to your team and Cloistered Scholar gives you a choice of helpful proficiencies in Arcana, Nature, or Religion. Sage is another excellent choice for obvious reasons: access to more magic! Mo’ magic. Mo’ undead followers, this necromancer likes to say.

Who should play a Necromancer?

Not every necromancer is an evil necromancer. And becoming “The” evil necromancer, takes years of study and toil. That said, of course most gamers will pick “evil necromancer” over “goodie-little two-shoes necromancer.” So, we ask you to answer these simple questions. One: are some of your best friends dead? Two: does casting magic that interrupts the actions, and basically ruins the plans (and lives) of your opponent’s appeal to you? Do you wanna be part of that wicked shit?

Again, if you answer yes to more than one of these questions then you clearly want to rock with the dead. Go for it, be that necromancer! Have fun gamer!

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The Brawler Class – Serving up Knuckle Sandwiches at a Tavern Near You!

 No. No, I’m not looking at you. No, I don’t want trouble. No. No. No. I don’t want to go.

Oh, you cannot imagine the number of times old Balbo will have to say that this weekend. I’ll be breaking up fistfights and barroom brawls all day and night till Monday morning. I’ll need to hire some bodyguards, which should be easy, since many of the brawlers in attendance work as guards too. Ha!

I’m glad you’re here today, old friend. It’s nice to share a drink while the inn is still quiet. Ho! Sometimes, I wonder if celebrating such a volatile class is worth it. You know, I tried skipping the celebration years ago, but it did not stop these scrapy fighters from finding a way to gather, brake bones, and bloody lips.

Yeah, to keep the town safe, it’s best to manage these brutes. Hmm…that has me thinking. What if I create a traveling group of brawlers who put on fights in each town, and we crown a champion at the end of the bouts? Maybe charge people admission like they do the circus. I could call it…Balbo’s Ultimate Brawlers. 

Weapons and Armor

Brawlers are first and foremost fearless barehand fighters. They are considered masters of hand-to-hand combat. Do they need weapons? No. Can they use them? Sure. They can use simple weapons like a club or a dagger. And you know they love brass knuckles. As far as armor, it just gets in their way and limits or removes some of their best bonuses. However, they can wear light armor if they want. It does help soak up the blood that splatters from the faces of their opponents.

Races

As you can imagine, the best brawler races are the big and tough ones that focus on strength and constitution. If you were thinking of making an Orc or Half-Orc brawler, you’re right on track. The Orc race feeds right into the stats you want to have boosted on your brawler class character. But do not feel like you need to be limited to Orcs, Dwarves can be a fun pick too. Imagine your Dwarf sitting in a tavern enjoying an ale, cracking his knuckles as he waits for a worthy opponent to battle with. Maybe that challenger is the regal-looking Aasimar sitting in the corner. For those of you who like to stick to human characters, finding them most relatable, lol, go ahead and roll one. Just don’t come crying to old Balbo when they lose some teeth and their charisma drops. Ha! Just Kidding!

Backgrounds

There are some fun options for your brawler’s backstory. Maybe your brawler has been bullying people all their life, using their size and strength to force weaker individuals to give them what they want, like drinks, or healing potion money. Perhaps, they put those bullying tendencies to use and became a thug or enforcer for a guild or criminal organization. It’s always possible that your brawler character is good-natured and is working as a bodyguard, protecting a traveling royal or wealthy merchant. Kimmicus Kardashdemon has several Half-Orc brawlers on her payroll.

Seeking a more common and simple background, have your brawler simply live their life as a tavern brawler, seeking a thrill after finishing an ale. Or…they could be in a mysterious underground fight club. You did not hear that from us. We have NO idea where any of those are. *WINK*

Want to be unique? Have your brawler become a devious cult member or embrace their devotion and become a religious zealot. Their motto can be, “I break noses for the lord!”

See, there is more to life than being a charlatan or urchin. Make your own fable.

Who should roll a Brawler?

A tabletop gamer who likes to settle differences with their fists. The brawler can be a fun change and challenge for gamers who have enjoyed playing as a fighter, monk, or barbarian. They may not be a replacement for the tank in your squad, but they can be a good addition and add some much-needed DPS and take some of the heat off your other teammates.

Think about it, who is your favorite brawler? Could it be Rowdy Roddy Piper (WWE)? Mike Tyson? James Dalton (Roadhouse)? Jack Reacher (Reacher)? Spider-Man? No? How about the Hulk? We’d love to hear your thoughts.

We appreciate what a good Brawler brings to the table at Tabletop Beard

We’ll say this, sometimes it’s good to have a brawler in your corner. You never know when a fight might break out and you would rather down some ale than raise some fists. Tabletop Beard celebrates our best brawling buddies with a scent that will make them feel at home in their favorite fantasy tavern. Enjoy the scent of oatmeal stout, as it mingles gentle with the well-worn scent of leather and is punctuated by a touch of golden honey. 

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Bard Class – The Face Your Team Always Needed

Welcome to the Dragon’s Beard! Tonight, we are featuring the first ever Battle of the Bards! Bards from across the lands have traveled day and night to come here to perform for you! The winner will be determined by the audience. Yes, townsfolk and adventures like you! So, have your ears, elven or otherwise, ready to pick who has the best songs to sing, the greatest tales to tell, and a voice that could make even a sultry siren quit singing and take note.

 Are you ready Dragon’s Beard? Are you? Then let the Battle of the Bards begin!!!

Bard Weapons and Armor

Bards enjoy wearing light armor (leather, studded, and sometimes half plate) and using simple weapons like short swords, long swords, and daggers. They may also carry a light or hand crossbow. Along with weapons, a bard will carry its best tool, a musical instrument. Which instrument would your bard carry? Lutes are a crowd favorite, but people also choose lyres, flutes, drums, and violas too.

Bard Races

Many people like Half-Elves and Teiflings most. Let’s not look past the good old human bard, he/she can be a real blast at parties!

If you saw the new Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves movie you would have recognized Chris Pine playing a human bard. Who is your favorite bard and what movie, book, or game were they in?

Bard Backgrounds

Common backgrounds for bards include Criminal, which is great if your bard will be the acting rogue of the group, and Urban Bounty Hunter, which is all about the fun customization. However, Couturier seems like the best pick with its additional two skills which can fortify them as the team face and languages which are equally helpful. Urchin also works for those rogue replacing bards.

Doesn’t the light armor make sense now, especially if you are dancing around strumming a lute or banging on some drums during a late-night party. Or sneaking around collecting some extra coin from unattended purses afterwards.

What Makes a Good Bard?

Style and grace! No? Maybe? Ha!

Well, to be honest, gamers… A great bard is someone who wants to take charge and be the face of the team. This person will take point not only in conversations, but in the dark forest or damp dungeon. Perception is a strong bard skill and can help save the lives of your buddies when the team is navigating a labyrinth. Being the face of the team often means doing all the talking and bards can score high with intimidation and persuasion.

A bard is a good choice for someone who can’t decide which class they want to play the most. As a bard you can have stealth and other rogue skills along with various spells to cast. In fact, they have access to a ton of different skills which makes them one of the most versatile character classes. Therefore, a player can choose a bard and multiclass them with the one of the other classes they enjoy like fighter or rogue. You could even multiclass a bard with a warlock or paladin. Crazy, right?

Well, bards are full casters just like clerics and wizards, so make sure you lean heavily on your charisma because it is the single most important attribute for you.

Without Bards Our Lives, and Games, Would be so Much Duller.

Thank you, Christian Cornknell for that amazing rendition of Black Dragon Son!

CHEERS

The turnout here at the Dragon’s Beard has been incredible. Twenty-three bards performed at the Battle of the Bards today. Have you chosen your favorite? Your host, old Balbo Garabaldi has! Let’s list the top three based on applause and lack of rotten vegetables thrown at them. I’m looking at you, James the Page. HA!

First up, we have Meddie Frercury and his We Are The Elven Champions ballad. Second, Tailor Driftwood and her tale of Heartbreak at the Heart-shaped Lake. And last, but not least, Jonas the Living Legend with the passionate Fall with Me.

Now, when I place my hand over the bard whose performance you enjoyed the most hoot, holler, and shout at your loudest. Shall we begin?

Which of you adventurers loved the Elven newcomer Meddie Frercury the most?

CHEERS

Which of you treasure seekers enjoyed the seamstress turned bard, Tailor Driftwood the most?

CHEERS

And let’s not forget the Living Legend, Jonas! Who loved his romantic tales the most?

CHEERS

 We have a clear winner. The winner is… You! Why? Because you picked the bard class!

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Tabletop Beard has Beard Wash

Great news! We have Beard Wash!

Greetings, bold beard growers! Welcome back to Tabletop Beard. We have exciting news! Yes, our alchemists and sorcerers have been hard at work, and they have created something exciting and new. It is called beard wash, and we think you might enjoy it.

What is Beard Wash and Why do I need it?

Beard Wash is made specifically to clean your beard and the skin underneath it. Sometimes, you might find it listed or advertised as beard shampoo.

You might be thinking, why do I need it? I use my head shampoo to clean my beard. Well, that might be why your beard is looking so dry, adventurer. You see, normal hair shampoos are designed to clean the hair on top of your head and remove all the oils from it. That is not what you want to do to your facial hair, trust us.

Your beard needs moisturizing and oils. Therefore, it is best to use a cleanser designed exactly for your beard. Fun fact, the skin on your face is super sensitive. Think of it as lacking armor. You need to focus on protecting it a little more than parts of your body that have coverings, like your chest or legs.

If you are serious about growing a nice beard, maintaining it, and keeping it good and healthy, you should consider a premium beard wash with the finest ingredients like ours.    

What is in our Beard Wash?

Tabletop Beard uses high-quality ingredients like meadowfoam seed oil, sunflower seed oil, avocado oil, rosa canina seed oil, and jojoba seed oil in all of their beard care products. Our wash is also specially formulated to be gentle enough for daily use.

How do I use Beard Wash?

Using Beard Wash is simple. Great news, you can do it in the shower or while you are washing your face. Your choice, whatever fits your schedule best. To break it down for you, you will wet your beard first with some warm water, next you will place a small amount of beard wash in your hands and rub them together before massaging it through your beard. Lather it up and then give it a good rinse. Once done bathing or washing your face, dry your beard with a towel. Lastly, we suggest some of our beard oil or beard butter to add additional protection and conditioning. Think of it like adding a +1 to your beard armor, gamers.

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Conclusion

The best beards out there are being well cared for by people who love them. By visiting Tabletop Beard, we know you care about the wellness of your beard and want it to grow well and last forever. Guess what, you are already well on your journey. Great job!

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Should You Dye your Beard? Here’s what You Need to Know

Gray beard hairs are inevitable in most men’s life. They seem to appear out of nowhere. They are sneaky and like to grow faster and longer than normal hairs. Sometimes, they will sprout straight out the side of your cheeks like a set of cat’s whiskers!

Regardless, when these gray or white hairs begin to outnumber your naturally colored ones, it may be time to consider dyeing your beard.

There is no shame in wanting to look your best, beard care adventurer! And if that means you feel like you need to dye your beard, we support that decision. Maybe you want to look younger, maybe you prefer your former hair color to the color you are displaying now.

Know Your Products

If you are going to dye your gray beard, do it carefully. Pick the right products. It is not always helpful to buy the cheapest beard care products you find online.

Do your research, read the reviews, and ask your friendly neighborhood barbershop. Look for products with ingredients that don’t look like they would appear on a rogue’s list of components for poisons.

Simply put, make an educated decision.

First step, choose a color that is as close as possible to your natural shade. Remember, there are differences between temporary, semi-permanent, and permanent. (pretty much self-explanatory by the names).  

Do a test run. Just pick a tiny spot on the side of your face and test the dye out first. This will help you learn whether the dye is safe to use on the rest of your face.

It may sound like a waste of time, but it is not. Some people have had allergic reactions to dye (swelling, rash, and hives). You don’t want to miss out on the next epic quest because you have a nasty, itchy rash, right?

Be aware that these are the most likely culprits, and some may be unavoidable.

Paraphenylenediamine (PPD) (do your best to avoid this one)ResorcinolAmmoniaHydrogen peroxideRisks to Be Aware of When Dyeing Your Beard

Dyeing your beard can be a great way to change up your look or cover up grays, but it’s important to be aware of potential risks to ensure a safe and satisfying experience. Here’s a quick rundown of common risks and how to avoid them:

Allergic Reactions: Some beard dyes contain chemicals like PPD, which can cause skin irritation, redness, or swelling. Always do a patch test 48 hours before applying the dye.Skin Irritation: Sensitive skin may react to the ingredients in beard dye, leading to itching, burning, or rashes. Opt for hypoallergenic or natural dye options to minimize this risk.Uneven Color: Dye can sometimes take unevenly, especially on coarse or patchy beard hair. Ensure proper application and follow the dye instructions carefully for even coverage.Staining: Beard dye can stain your skin, hands, or clothing. Use gloves during application and apply petroleum jelly around your beard to protect your skin.Dryness and Damage: Frequent dyeing can strip your beard hair of natural oils, making it dry and brittle. Use a beard conditioner or beard oil to keep your hair healthy and hydrated.Unnatural Results: Choosing the wrong shade or over-dyeing can result in a look that’s too harsh or artificial. Select a color close to your natural shade for a subtle, natural appearance.Chemical Exposure: Prolonged use of chemical-based dyes can lead to long-term hair or skin damage. Consider semi-permanent or natural alternatives if you dye your beard often.

By being mindful of these risks and taking the proper precautions, you can safely dye your beard and achieve the look you’re going for.

What Is a Gray Wash for Beards?

A gray wash is a subtle dyeing technique used to enhance or blend the natural gray tones in your beard, rather than completely covering them. This method is ideal for men who want to maintain a distinguished, salt-and-pepper look while adding a touch of uniformity and vibrancy to their facial hair.

Benefits of a Gray Wash:Natural Appearance: Unlike traditional dyes that can completely hide grays, a gray wash works with your natural tones, creating a soft and refined look.Low Maintenance: Since it enhances rather than hides gray hairs, regrowth is less noticeable, meaning fewer touch-ups are needed.Customizable Shades: Gray washes come in various tones, allowing you to select a shade that complements your hair color and skin tone.How to Apply a Gray Wash:Choose the Right Product: Look for a beard dye or gray blending product labeled for gradual or subtle coloring.Perform a Patch Test: As with any dye, check for allergies or sensitivities by applying a small amount to your skin first.Follow Instructions Carefully: Apply the product evenly to your beard, focusing on areas where gray hairs need blending.Monitor the Process: Leave the dye on for a shorter time than traditional dyes to avoid over-darkening, and rinse thoroughly.Who Should Consider a Gray Wash?

A gray wash is perfect for men who:

Want to embrace their natural grays without fully committing to a solid color.Prefer a polished but understated look.Are starting to go gray and want a smoother transition.

By opting for a gray wash, you can highlight the natural beauty of your beard while maintaining a timeless and sophisticated style.

Should You Go DIY or Professional?

Deciding whether to dye your beard yourself or seek a professional barber is a key decision:

DIY Dyeing: Cost-effective and convenient, but it requires patience and precision to avoid mistakes.Professional Help: A barber can ensure even application and help you select the perfect shade, ideal for first-timers.How to Maintain a Dyed Beard

Dyeing your beard is only half the battle—keeping it vibrant and healthy is the real challenge! Here are some tips to maintain your dyed beard:

Use Beard-Safe Shampoo: Choose a mild, sulfate-free beard shampoo to prevent your color from fading.Condition Regularly: Use a quality beard conditioner or oil to restore moisture, reduce dryness, and keep your beard soft.Apply Beard Oil to a Dyed Beard

Remember the most basic fact about beard oil is that it coats and protects like plate mail armor.

So, great news, my bearded friends! Good, premium beard oils, like the ones Tabletop Beard provides, will not strip your color, or make your dye job fade. Ho! In fact, beard oils will help keep your dyed beard healthy.

So, that could mean that the beard oil may help the dye last longer on your facial hair. That’s helpful, right?

And by the way, our Winter Solstice beard oil may do the trick!

Conclusion: Dye Your Beard WITH Confidence to RAISE Your Confidence

It is your decision whether you dye your beard or not. You do what feels right to you.

Just do some quick research and get a good dye. Then, continue to use your trusted Tabletop Beard premium beard care products like our number one seller, the Ranger beard oil.

Remember, friends, Tabletop Beard has your back, but mostly your front, because that is where your beard is! HA!

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