Jason Jack's Blog, page 8
September 2, 2013
PROMO: REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortune #18
(REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortune #18–LUCK)There's nothing like a grumpy fortune's bluntness to start off the day. And there's hundreds of *hilarious* more where this came from ;)
(REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortunes, front cover)Synopsis:"Told from the hilarious and often times pessimistic perspective of a disgruntled paper fortune, REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortunes is a no-holds-barred tome of hilarious bad advice (mis-fortunes you'll never see from the cookies at your local C...
August 30, 2013
50% Off My New Book! Limited Time Offer!
To celebrate the release of my new, *hilarious* book, REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortunes, you can purchase a digital copy from SMASHWORDS.COM at 50% off! And you can do this in three simple steps!1. Create a Smashwords.com account.
2. Go to REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortune's product page and add to cart.
3. At checkout enter "PF28G" (not case sensitive) into the coupon field!REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortunes is a tome of fortunes too morbid, sa...
August 25, 2013
ON SALE NOW! REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortunes!
“Morbid, sarcastic, ballsy . . . and hilarious!” -The Jason Jack on REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortunes
(REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortune #76--HEALTH)Nope. You can't go wrong with a quote from me, the author. And I'm telling ya, this book is FUNNY.Don't believe?
(REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortune #93--TWINKIES)Ooh. Ahh. Ooh. I wrote this months ago. I'm, like, a psychic . . .
(REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortune #150--HEALTH)There are hundreds more where these came from.Oh. A...
(REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortune #76--HEALTH)Nope. You can't go wrong with a quote from me, the author. And I'm telling ya, this book is FUNNY.Don't believe?
(REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortune #93--TWINKIES)Ooh. Ahh. Ooh. I wrote this months ago. I'm, like, a psychic . . .
(REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortune #150--HEALTH)There are hundreds more where these came from.Oh. A...
August 23, 2013
PRODUCT PAGE: REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortunes
Book Description"Morbid, sarcastic, ballsy . . . and hilarious!"
Told from the hilarious and often times pessimistic perspective of a disgruntled paper fortune, REJECTED is a no-holds-barred tome of hilarious bad advice (mis-fortunes you'll never see from the cookies at your local Chinese restaurant) that will make you laugh out loud!Read hundreds of rejected fortunes that were too harsh ("You suck"), too ballsy ("Be nice to others. It's the only way to con them."), and too sarcastic...
July 3, 2013
FREE FOR 4TH FINAL DAY!
Today's the final day to download my digital "You Draw The Adventure books" for FREE! Just log on to your Amazon account, head over to my author page, and download select titles for free until midnight tonight, July 3rd :) You and you're children will enjoy drawing together!
Today's FREE digital books spotlighted are . . .
THE ZOMBIE WHO DIDN'T FIT IN
Description:
YOU DRAW THE ADVENTURE in this Picture-Less Picture Book! Join Melvin the Zombie's journey whi...
Today's FREE digital books spotlighted are . . .
THE ZOMBIE WHO DIDN'T FIT IN
Description:
YOU DRAW THE ADVENTURE in this Picture-Less Picture Book! Join Melvin the Zombie's journey whi...
July 2, 2013
FREE FOR 4TH: DAY 4 SPOTLIGHT
Download my digital "You Draw The Adventure books" for FREE! Just log on to your Amazon account, head over to my author page, and download select titles for free until July 3rd :) You and you're children will enjoy drawing together!
Today's FREE digital books spotlighted are . . .
THE BIRTHDAY SURPRISE
Description:YOU DRAW THE ADVENTURE in this Picture-Less Picture Book! Help celebrate Betty’s birthday surprise, where not everything is what is seems!
*...
Today's FREE digital books spotlighted are . . .
THE BIRTHDAY SURPRISE
Description:YOU DRAW THE ADVENTURE in this Picture-Less Picture Book! Help celebrate Betty’s birthday surprise, where not everything is what is seems!
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IN CONCLUSION: Audio books
The Problem:
Twenty-Four hours in a day is insufficient. That's why being efficient with one's time is pertinent to success. As a writer, I read. Books, magazines, comics, and so forth have been a staple in my life since I was a child. But, there just doesn't seem to be enough time in a day to relax with a book in hand. For those days where the sun seems to set too early, I have a a not-so-secretive solution I just recently jumped into: listening to audio books.
When I'm taking my hour long jog...
Twenty-Four hours in a day is insufficient. That's why being efficient with one's time is pertinent to success. As a writer, I read. Books, magazines, comics, and so forth have been a staple in my life since I was a child. But, there just doesn't seem to be enough time in a day to relax with a book in hand. For those days where the sun seems to set too early, I have a a not-so-secretive solution I just recently jumped into: listening to audio books.
When I'm taking my hour long jog...
July 1, 2013
FREE FOR 4TH: DAY 3 SPOTLIGHT
Download my digital "You Draw The Adventure books" for FREE! Just log on to your Amazon account, head over to my author page, and download select titles for free until July 3rd :) You and you're children will enjoy drawing together!
Today's FREE digital book spotlighted is . . .THE FOURTH OF JULY FIREWORKS
Description:YOU DRAW THE ADVENTURE in this Picture-Less Picture Book! Join Franky and enjoy the family festive activities of the Fourth of July!*Amazon Prod...
Today's FREE digital book spotlighted is . . .THE FOURTH OF JULY FIREWORKS
Description:YOU DRAW THE ADVENTURE in this Picture-Less Picture Book! Join Franky and enjoy the family festive activities of the Fourth of July!*Amazon Prod...
IN CONCLUSION: Characterization
I wrote a short story about a guy who is forced into a situation where he has to kill a man he has never met or risk losing the perfect life he has accrued--good bye wife, daughters, home, job, and car. No more "American Dream".
Two days and 3,200 words later, I was finished and happy with the final product. I handed it to the Misses/my First Reader like a child showing off the A on his report card. She quite enjoyed it on her first read through, then thought it was average (at best) on subseq...
Two days and 3,200 words later, I was finished and happy with the final product. I handed it to the Misses/my First Reader like a child showing off the A on his report card. She quite enjoyed it on her first read through, then thought it was average (at best) on subseq...
June 30, 2013
FREE FOR 4TH PROMOTION! FOR FREE!
Celebrate the 4th of July with select digital YOU DRAW THE ADVENTURE BOOKS for FREE! Log into your Amazon account, download, grab a pen and paper, and draw!
(This promotion goes from Saturday July 29, 2013 until Wednesday July 3rd, 2013).
STEPS TO FREE DIGITAL COPIES:
1. LOG IN TO YOUR AMAZON ACCOUNT
2. HEAD OVER TO MY AUTHOR PAGE
3. DOWNLOAD SELECT TITLES FOR FREE!
4. GRAB A PEN AND PAPER AND START DRAWING TODAY!
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