My sales are so bad...
...I tried to promote on Twitter, but everyone just gave me the finger.
...Barnes & Noble asked me when I was going to leave the ebook business.
...Draft2Digital sent me a sympathy card.
...one of characters contacted me, and wants to be written out of the sequel.
...my laptop sent me an email that said, "Just stop."
...that I consider one sale every two weeks a rally.
...when the numbers change on my sales reports, they creak like an old door.
:)
Published on
September 11, 2013 14:16
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blues, no, sales