A nurse is giving a young medical intern a tour of the hospital.The intern approaches one bedridden patient and asks, "Why are you here?" The patient replies, "Wee sleket cowerin' timrous beastie/O, what a panic is in thy breastie."The intern moves on to the next bed and asks the same question, "Why are you here?" The patient answers, "O, my luv is like a red, red, rose that's newly sprung in June." The intern moves on to a third bed and asks again, "Why are you here" to which the third patie...
Published on July 22, 2010 11:50