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Craft time with Mom didn’t go as she anticipated. It...

Craft time with Mom didn’t go as she anticipated. It really needs to dump on us with packing snow soon. Hail, Snow Ho! #snowho

The canine version of the twins from this season’s...

The canine version of the twins from this season’s American Horror Story. They might actually be better looking than the real article.

Well, there goes the onset of puberty for another month or two...

Well, there goes the onset of puberty for another month or two for the boy. Once the underwear reaches the back equator in the standard male, nature is altered. Its in part why granny panties have my respect. On guys, underwear that high incurs damage. At any rate…What a way to learn what the little known 13th day of Christmas bequeaths to you.

My 13 year old son, also known as “the boy” or #Crackbaby, just told me that playing...

My 13 year old son, also known as “the boy” or #Crackbaby, just told me that playing paintball again was on his #bucketlist. Paintball’s cool, I can take that. Bucketlists, though? At 13? If we had bucketlists in 1985, the only thing on it would have been downing a 2 liter bottle of Jolt by myself, visiting the Topps factory and every girl in my class. Probably half the cast of the cast of the Facts of Life too. Sorry girls of Sturgeon Bay, and Kim Fields. Don’t judge me. We didn’t have paintball.

My 13 year old son, also known as “the boy” or #Crackbaby, just told me that playing...

My 13 year old son, also known as “the boy” or #Crackbaby, just told me that playing paintball again was on his #bucketlist. Paintball’s cool, I can take that. Bucketlists, though? At 13? If we had bucketlists in 1985, the only thing on it would have been downing a 2 liter bottle of Jolt by myself, visiting the Topps factory and every girl in my class. Probably half the cast of the cast of the Facts of Life too. Sorry girls of Sturgeon Bay, and Kim Fields. Don’t judge me. We didn’t have paintball.

Fall of 1990, 24 years ago. My first car…1964 Ford...

Fall of 1990, 24 years ago. My first car…1964 Ford Fairlane. Ironic that the classic car wasn’t en vogue, but the mullet was.

Zippetyzoopityzop: she kissed pop. #BillCosbyProblems

Zippetyzoopityzop: she kissed pop. #BillCosbyProblems

Watch Bill Cosby do stand up, he helps you lay down....

Watch Bill Cosby do stand up, he helps you lay down. #BillCosbyProblems

Love #DumbTo, not sure I want the girl in the Mutts Cutts van....

Love #DumbTo, not sure I want the girl in the Mutts Cutts van. Unless I’m driving, anyway.

Last night was criminally fun. The Rave for @newpoliticsrock,...

Last night was criminally fun. The Rave for @newpoliticsrock, then Mad Planet til’ close afterward. #milwaukee (at The Rave / Eagles Club)