Nav Logan's Blog - Posts Tagged "game-of-thrones"
Kristian’s New Job
My agent called and asked me to audition for a part in an upcoming series. He reckoned that it was a potential blockbuster, based on the sales of the book, and that I’d be perfect for the part.
I was a little hesitant, but good work was hard to come by, so I arrived at the auditions.
To my surprise, I got the part.
They sent a courier over with the script. Filming was to start the following week.
“... That soon!” I exclaimed. “I’d have to study my lines.”
I needn’t have worried
My lines consisted of one word: “Hodor”
I was a little hesitant, but good work was hard to come by, so I arrived at the auditions.
To my surprise, I got the part.
They sent a courier over with the script. Filming was to start the following week.
“... That soon!” I exclaimed. “I’d have to study my lines.”
I needn’t have worried
My lines consisted of one word: “Hodor”
Georgina the Crazy Cat Woman’s Next Blockbuster Novel
Georgina has been struggling to write all morning, but the kittens keep distracting her. The big tomcat: ‘Murder’, is sitting on her lap, purring contentedly, whilst his offspring squabble on the rug. Occasionally, the older cats wade into their fray and mayhem ensues.
‘Wedding’ flicks her tail eagerly, looking for her next victim. Meanwhile, ‘Rape’ and ‘Regicide’ are basking in the morning sun, bellies bloated after their latest adventure.
Georgina gives up on the latest novel and watches the kittens at play, especially the runt of the litter: ‘Tyrion’, who learned early to avoid the wrath of the old tomcat.
‘Wedding’ flicks her tail eagerly, looking for her next victim. Meanwhile, ‘Rape’ and ‘Regicide’ are basking in the morning sun, bellies bloated after their latest adventure.
Georgina gives up on the latest novel and watches the kittens at play, especially the runt of the litter: ‘Tyrion’, who learned early to avoid the wrath of the old tomcat.
