John: I'm really sad
Sherlock: hi
John: wow amazing UR so cool seriously brilliant
Sherlock: thanks but I'm a sociopath and no one will ever love me
John: hey I'll love you
Innocent bystanders: you two are sweet
John: oi what the fuck mate I'm not his date, I'm not gay!
Sherlock: :(
Innocent bystanders: you guys are weirdos.
John: oh no yOU DIDNT I WILL FUCK YOU UP BITCH WHAT DID you SAY I WILL SHOOT YOU IN YOUR LILY-LIVERED FACE AND I WILL DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE IF YOU INSULT SHERLOCK HOLMES, THE HOTTEST, SMARTEST MAN I EVER MET, ONE MORE TIME I WILL KILL YOUR MOTHER AND CURSE YOUR LIVESTOCK DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Sherlock: :)
Published on December 16, 2014 07:50