K.P. Webster's Blog, page 3
May 1, 2018
How to Write a Song When You Ain’t No Songwriter
Here's how you write a song: Steal as much as you're comfortable with whilst simultaneously funnelling your shamelessly unique essence into everything you do. Be brazen with yourself. Be brave. Write about what you want — could be a person, could be a better world, but it's probably a person...
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April 3, 2018
How Not to Be a Misogynist in the Toilet
Any man who argues against taking total responsibility for the positioning of toilet seats is wrong. Here in this cut-out-and-stick-to-your-toilet-wall guide, I explain why.
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March 22, 2018
Spring Forward & March :: The International Women’s Day Festival and Beyond
Spring is in the air. Protest is in the air. People are coming together to march and make their voices heard and I for one am feeling optimistic. Join me.
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March 1, 2018
How to Apologise (& Make the World a Better Place In the Process)
There are some people who genuinely find it difficult to say sorry. Maybe you're one of them. Or maybe you're in a relationship with one of them. If so, this detailed, sincere and richly amusing guide to How to Apologise could just save your relationship. Hey, you never know. Send it to them. You won't be sorry.
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January 31, 2018
How To Survive a Mid-Life Crisis
When is a crisis not a crisis? Never. It's always a crisis. But the older you are, the tougher it is to negotiate. Thankfully, help is at hand with this detailed and heartfelt survival guide. Come for the advice. Stay for the Norman Wisdom joke.
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December 12, 2017
Bicycle Thieves, Homophobes & Just a Hint of Sulphur
My first thought was that I must have annoyed him by stepping out ever so slightly into his path. My second thought was: How gay must I look?
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December 6, 2017
November 2017 :: The Square, Brigsby Bear, David Lynch & Billie Jean King
My favourite films of November 2017, featuring The Square, Brigsby Bear, Battle of the Sexes and David Lynch: The Art Life...
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November 14, 2017
Beste Momenten :: Lessons in Turd-Polishing
A few days ago, Beste Momenten photographer and visual alchemist Savaş Uğurlu took the turd of my face and gave it a good old polish. Come see...
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October 13, 2017
Poncho
Sometimes it rains really heavily here in Amsterdam. Sometimes you need protection, and if you don't have it, things can get hairy...
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October 10, 2017
[TWINS] Anne Frank, Zanele Muholi, Brigsby Bear and Whatnot
The Week In New Stuff, Episode 4, in which I glimpse the future, get caught up in the past, weep all over the city and once again realise the limitations of my own ignorance...
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