Calvero's Blog, page 194
April 16, 2015
Why do you like poetry? And how did you gain your sense of personal distinctive style?
I like writing poetry much more than I like reading it. Sometimes reading poetry is like watching a...
Can I borrow your cat because mine's on vacation and it has been three days and I'm getting serious no-cats-around-abstinences
I’m picturing your cat at the beach in Bermuda, sleeping on a towel, gets up, walks into the sand,...
That person was stupid. You're not a pig.
Give a person a gray face and some swanky shades and they put on their big boy and/or girl pants and...
April 12, 2015
What do you think about the relationship of alcohol and writing? Does it boost creativity (by experience or chemical)? If not, what do you think it does do (if anything)?
My own personal opinion? And this is a somewhat new opinion of mine, but I think the relationship is...
By completing a 12 page story about me forming a friendship with a toilet that I found stranded on...
By completing a 12 page story about me forming a friendship with a toilet that I found stranded on...
kgalvin92:
Just go this book in the mail today! I’m so...
Just go this book in the mail today! I’m so excited!! :D I’m trying to hold my self back from reading it so I have something to read on the plane.
Thank you so, so much. Hope you enjoy it.
April 11, 2015
the first field trip I've been on in, like, 12 years (uvula dinner bell)
“You know all I want to do is suck your dick, right?” she asked.“Yes,” I told her. “I know all you...
the dinner I ate tonight was prepared by my mom’s chemotherapy
I woke up to the sound of my mom vomiting in the living room.Instead of checking on her, I got up...
i got 99 reasons to kill myself but a cat ain’t one
Long live depression that feels like walking into the kitchen at 3 A.M., grabbing a spoon, opening...
