K. Morris's Blog, page 441
December 23, 2018
When I Went To Bed Last Night
When I went to bed last night
I met a young lady called White.
Her friend Lou
Was there too
And said, it is sultry here tonight …”.
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When I went to bed last night
I met a young lady called White.
Her friend Lou
Being there too
I wished them both good night …
December 21, 2018
There Was A Young Man Called Guy
There was a young man called Guy
Who said, “my works they will never die”.
But when I passed his grave
With my friend Dave
He asked, “who was that man named Guy?”
December 20, 2018
Thursday Evening Humour
When a young man who’s name is Paul
Said “girls they all will fall”,
My friend Miss Spink
Gave him a wink.
As to why? I can’t recall …
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When a young man who’s name is Paul
Said, “all girls will fall”,
A lady named Nell
(Who I know well)
Fell off my garden wall.
December 18, 2018
A Young Lady Who’s Name Is White
A young lady who’s name is White
Wears a dress both short and tight.
When a short-sighted man named Ted
Asked “is it red
She said, “no, but its far too tight!”.
My Friend Who is Divine
My friend who is divine
Has invited me round to dine.
The food is good
And I would …
But her boyfriend’s back at nine …
December 17, 2018
Somewhere of Nowhere
A train going somewhere
Or nowhere
Then back
Along this well-worn track.
Not knowing
Where I am going
On this train that
Travels forward, then back
Along the same old track.
I alight
At night
At this well known station
But I know
That I shall go
Forward and back
Traversing this well-worn track
And I wil,
Without trumpet or thrill
Reach my destination
A Young Lady Who’s Name Is Rose
A young lady who’s name is rose
Is fond of touching her toes
But her dress being very short
I think that I ought
To warn that young lady Rose …
December 16, 2018
Update to my About page
I have updated my About page to include links to the audio book version of ‘The Writers Pen and other poems’. Please visit here for the About page.
For the audio book, please visit here for the UK and here for the US. For Canada, please visit here.
Decay
On my way
Through the park I smell
Nature’s decay.
In a while
Spring will smile
And all may be well.