K. Morris's Blog, page 301
March 14, 2020
A Young Lady Who Calls herself Fiona
A young lady who calls herself Fiona
Comes from the beautiful isle of Iona.
In her choice of profession
She showed absolutely no discretion,
So her mother she completely disowned her!
There is Something Poignant About the Sunshine
There is something poignant about the sunshine.
A girls soft kiss
Is divine.
The bliss
Of fingers
That linger,
Intertwined in mine.
The light lingers,
A girls fingers
Still intertwine.
The night breeze
Will freeze
This heart
And art
Of mine.
A Young Lady Dressed in Stilettos and Socks
A young lady dressed in stilettos and socks
Said, I am extremely fond of grandfather clocks.
And, if I had the time
Id write many a great rhyme,
And Id wear more than stilettos and socks!.
March 13, 2020
Literary Censorship
A review of a book on the history of censorship, on the site Interesting Literature, https://interestingliterature.com/2020/03/censored-literary-history-subversion-control-fellion-inglis-review/.
I Heard A Click of Heels
I heard a click of heels,
And thought of skin,
Slippery as eels.
I heard a knocking in the night
And thought how thin
Is the material separating one from
The delight
Of sin.
Virtue wears the same, Boring
Old smile.
She will have you snoring.
But sin, she has style!
March 12, 2020
Meanings
Over time
Visitations of the divine
Turn stale,
Leaving pale
Ghosts, lost, in rhyme.
March 11, 2020
A Young Lady Named Lou
A young lady named Lou
Said, sweetheart, I do love you!
Quick, give me a kiss,
It will be such bliss!
But I must leave by 2!.
Value Added Tax (VAT) to be scrapped on e-books in the UK from December 2020
Today (11 March), the UK Chancellor announced in the Budget that from December 2020 Value Added Tax (VAT) would be scrapped on e-books and online newspapers. Currently (in the UK) print books are zero rated, whilst e-books attract a VAT rate of 20percent. So, from December of this year, print and electronic books will both be zero rated.
At this juncture it is not clear whether audio books will also be zero rated. The Royal National Institute of Blind People (RNIB) has asked for clarification...
The Path Through The Woods
This poem first appeared here back in 2015. I frequently visit Spa Woods (the place referred to in the below poem), and always gain something slightly different from the experience.
The path taken less often than I should,
This tranquil place through a nearby wood.
A spot with trees for walls
Where sunlight through the branches falls.
An oasis from the urban din
I find a quiet place within.
An inner space where the heart can be still,
A peaceful spot on this wooded hill.
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When A Waitress Who Is Really Nice
When a waitress who is really nice
Said, sir, would you like some spice?,
I made reply,
No, not I,
But chili and rice would be nice.
