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March 22, 2020

An Elderly Poet Named Coker

An elderly poet named Coker
Wields a mean old poker.
When I said, your verse is bad!,
He called me a rude young lad!.
Its painful being chastised with a poker!

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Published on March 22, 2020 01:20

March 21, 2020

A Young Lady Who Worked in a Bar

A young lady who worked in a bar
Would, for the customers, take off her bra.
But, now the pubs are all closed
She keeps on all of her clothes.
Well, at least she keeps on her bra!

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Published on March 21, 2020 11:54

Oh Creature of Night

Oh creature of night,
Who flits, in dark
And by moonlight,
Why did you cry,
In the park
On a sunlit afternoon in Spring?

Twas a strange thing
To hear.
Yet I
felt no fear,
But pondered on your incongruous cry,
And a virus, invisible to the eye.

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Published on March 21, 2020 05:02

March 20, 2020

A Young Lady of Moldova

A young lady of Moldova
Stole my brand new pullover.
Twas in the woods at night
As I flew my old kite.
Please, has anyone seen my pullover?

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Published on March 20, 2020 05:23

COVID-19 (the Corona Virus) – my Experience of Living and Working in London

Yesterday evening (19 March), I received a text from a friend saying, There is literally nothing left in the shops!.

Whilst I have not experienced there being literally nothing left, I have, regularlly visited my local Sainsburys only to find no toilet rolls, canned tuna or other items which, usually fill my shopping basket.

My local Sainsburys in Upper Norwood has, as with all Sainsburys (and many other supermarkets), limited shoppers to purchasing a maximum of 2 of any 1 product so, for...

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Published on March 20, 2020 00:40

March 19, 2020

A Young Lady Named Bess

A young lady named Bess
Has lost her dress,
While naughty Ms Lou
Has kept my shoe.
And me, I should confess

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Published on March 19, 2020 14:29

A Young Lady By The Name of Helen

A young lady by the name of Helen
Spent all of her short life in yellen.
She yelled so loud
It burst a cloud,
Which drowned that poor young lady named Helen!

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Published on March 19, 2020 14:03

March 18, 2020

Gabriela Marie Milton’s “Passions: Love Poems and Other Writings” to be published by Vita Brevis Press soon

Gabriela Marie Miltons Passions: Love Poems and Other Writings will be published soon by Vita Brevis Press. To read more about this, please go to, https://shortprose.blog/2020/03/18/my-poetry-book-passions-love-poems-and-other-writings-coming-soon-at-vita-brevis-press/.

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Published on March 18, 2020 09:00

Corona May Be King

Corona may be king,
For a time,
But the birds still sing,
And I have my rhyme.

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Published on March 18, 2020 03:52

March 17, 2020

Corona Humour

When a young lady named Kate
Said, you should self isolate,
My good friend miss Iris
Said, you dont have the virus.
But Kate doesnt like you mate!.

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Published on March 17, 2020 12:17