K. Morris's Blog, page 294
April 15, 2020
When A Young Lady Named Lou
When a young lady named Lou
Said, Im only wearing 1 shoe.
I looked at her really hard
And said, you are such a card.
As shed painted her legs bright blue
When A Young Man Whose Name Is Guy
When a young man whose name is Guy
Said, would you like a pork pie?,
And I said, do you have some?,
He said, no, just this hot summer sun,
Which shines in yonder deep blue sky.
April 14, 2020
When A Young Lady Named Yvette
When a young lady named Yvette
Said, let us play Russian Roulette.
And I said, is the gun loaded?,
She said, the old civilisation has imploded,
So let us both be wed!.
A Middle-class Lass, and a Ghetto Girl
A middle-class lass,
And a ghetto
Girl, both possess the power
To entertain for an hour.
Or, with their stiletto
To pierce the heart
Of men who obsess
Over a girls short dress,
And hide inside their art.
April 13, 2020
The World After the Corona Lockdown
I have been thinking a lot recently about the effect of COVID19 (the Corona Virus) on society and, in particular on human relationships.
To state a truism, we humans are social animals, and, with a few exceptions we all crave company from time to time. Even in this increasingly technologically driven society, individuals still enjoy face-to-face interactions, whether that be a meal in a restaurant, a drink with friends in the pub, or intimate time spent with a lover.
Todays World at 1 on...
A Young Lady Soaking In My Bath
A young lady soaking in my bath
Said, you are a terrible old sociopath!.
I said, you are pretty and slim,
But you have just broken in.
And you call me a sociopath!
April 12, 2020
Bachelor
A hint of perfume
In a bachelors bedroom.
He remembers a knock.
And finds her sock.
Ah, the great lock-down,
And societys unforgiving frown!
When A Gorgeous Young Lady Named Page
When a gorgeous young lady named Page
Said, I need to know your age
Before I consider any dating,
And I said, my chauffeur is waiting,
She quickly forgot my age!
When A Beautiful Young Lady Wearing Stiletto Heels
When a beautiful young lady wearing stiletto heels
Said, all you men are slippery as eels!.
I said, you are pretty,
And more than just witty.
But please wear some clothes with those heels!.
My Friend Whose Name Is Rory
My friend whose name is Rory
Is an extremely high old Tory.
He lives in a skyscraper,
Where weve had many a caper.
But thats a different story!
