K. Morris's Blog, page 290

Mendacious

A young lady said, you are truly mendacious,
And your conduct is far from being gracious!
Im not usually one for vice.
But your home is so nice.
And the master bedroom is so very spacious!.

When A Young Man Searching for Gold

When a young man searching for gold
Went out in the bitterest of cold,
And dug in the iron hard ground
He discovered a chest shapely and round,
And a girl who said, Im cold!.

My Local Park

When an elderly gentleman whose name is Mark
Said, you should avoid the local park,
As a loose young lady named White
Tempts men into sin, both day and night,
I said, how do you know that Mark!.

Maddie Revisited

Yesterday (24 April), I posted a humorous poem entitled There Was a Young Lady Called Maddie, Placed an ad for a sugar daddy.
She received lots of replies
From some rather weird guys.
And I sent her my tea caddy.

There was a young lady called Maddie,
...

My Poem, “At A Time of Social Distancing”, read by Actor and BBC Announcer David Vickery

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David Vickery

I recently blogged regarding the actor, David Vickerys kind offer to read poems submitted to him on the subject of the Corona Virus, https://kmorrispoet.com/2020/04/17/share-your-poems/.

I am delighted to be able to announce that my poem, At A time of Social Distancing, is now available on Youtube and can be found here, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFwdVUyS_cs&list=UUERRl7-EinGfUMCKePVlD3A.

In addition to At A Time of Social Distancing, David has also recorded a number of...

When A Young Lady Named Lex

When a young lady named Lex
Sent me an extremely explicit text,
I said, with a deep sigh,
You have got the wrong guy.
But I really enjoyed your text!.

As for Me

As for me,
I am lust.
Dust.
Poetry.
And, maybe,
Love.

A Young Lady Whose Name Is Mia

A young lady whose name is Mia
Drank 10 pints of beer.
Then, as she felt fine,
She went on the wine,
Which didnt go well with the beer!

A Young Lady Named Maddie

A young lady named Maddie
Placed an ad for a sugar daddy.
She received lots of replies
From some rather weird guys.
And I sent her my tea caddy.

“Passions: Love Poems and Other Writings, by Gabriela Maria Milton is Now Available for Purchase in the Amazon Kindle Store

Back in 2019, I was priveleged to interview poet and author Gabriela Maria Milton, https://kmorrispoet.com/2019/07/16/interview-with-poet-and-author-gabriela-m/.

On 20 April, Gabriela released Passions: Love Poems and Other Writings, https://shortprose.blog/2020/04/21/my-book-passions-love-poems-and-other-writings-was-published-poetry-book-poems-poem/.

I am currently reading Gabrielas wonderful poetry on my Amazon Echo, via the Echos in-built speech. Whilst I have always greatly enjoyed...