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April 15, 2013

reprehensible

following shoppers
getting numbers, dinner dates
in the plus-size stores
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Published on April 15, 2013 05:58

April 14, 2013

muppet poachers

Kermit the Frog jumps
to shield his porcine mistress
but he’s much too slow
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Published on April 14, 2013 07:35

April 13, 2013

lord robin heistman

he uses polish
his fingerprints disappear
he doesn’t wear gloves
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Published on April 13, 2013 04:47

April 12, 2013

sybil 2: the janus syndrome

such a pretty face
and on the back of her head
there’s another one
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Published on April 12, 2013 06:10

April 11, 2013

shameless plugs

she gives him the ring
it’s made from the salt and tar
she’s pulled from her ears
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Published on April 11, 2013 07:02

April 10, 2013

measures

a manikin’s arm
is used to trip the device
that snips off his hand
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Published on April 10, 2013 05:57

April 9, 2013

creep

stereo blasting
hard candy on the doorstep
the lights are all out
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Published on April 09, 2013 05:50

April 7, 2013

accessibility

with 3D printers
they can now build cheap sneakers
for my malformed feet
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Published on April 07, 2013 08:39

April 5, 2013

berber

cutting dog hair
off the wheel
inside the vacuum
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Published on April 05, 2013 06:11

April 4, 2013

parking lot

he’s just showing off
the boots and the broken jaw
he cuts his own hair
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Published on April 04, 2013 06:51

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