Max Davine's Blog - Posts Tagged "love-relationships"

(Heart walks into Brain's store)

Heart: Hi, I'm here to pick up that jacket.

Brain: Sorry? Um...they don't make that jacket in your size...we called the supplier...you were there.

Heart: Oh, yeah...but it's cold. I need a jacket. It's winter and I'm cold.

Brain: Well...sorry. There are none for you.

Heart: Oh, hey! This looks just like the jacket!

Brain: Sir, that's a blouse.

Heart: It's so pretty!

Brain: Yes, it looks almost exactly like the jacket...except its a blouse.

Heart: Well, I'm cold, I need something. I'll take it.

Brain: But...

Heart: Done, great!

(sometime later)

Heart: I'm cold.