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Showers of gold, part II.

Jeffery Epstein’s arrest and suicide taught us something: the 1% need to work on their public image problem. Continuation of Part I. I also post at Medium.  Picture two fellas, old friends who are perusing the news and discussing world events. They’ve met up for years and enjoy discussing the happenings of the day with each […]

Tremendous Trump the First Vanquishes Evil Kaepernick Tremendously

America 2028 Movie Reviews Also posted at Medium. Previous America 2028 reviews.  Due to this film’s treasured place in our President’s heart, being that it pays tribute to his beloved father and all, I have been ordered to run the studio’s pre-approved review word-for-word. This review begins in italics below.  That said, I will add […]

Ayn Rand’s Anal Antics #17

America 2028 Movie Reviews Also posted at Medium. Previous America 2028 reviews.  The Fountainhead is the only Ayn Rand work I have ever read. When this new movie assignment first came my way, that book from years ago came to mind. True, the story was enjoyable at twenty. Growing older though, I saw why people disliked her […]

Showers of gold.

Part 1: Income inequality is ruining our future. It is receiving free help from some of America’s worst people.  The person I am about to describe, too many examples of this type of white man exist in America.  Socioeconomically, this group skews towards the upper income brackets. They are mostly older, the youngest would be […]

2028 has been quite a year for movies so far. Wouldn’t you agree?

I’ve compiled my movie reviews here, separated out by genre. Give them a read.   Vietnam War epic. Wall-to-wall dance extragavanza. A fathers and sons film. Superhero origin story. College romp. Cutesy, kiddie tale. Rom-com. Buddy cop movie. Besides writing movie reviews from the future, I also write fiction. These reviews can also be found […]

Punchy and Kicky: Two Cops on the “Beat”

America 2028 Movie Reviews, #8 Also posted at Medium. America 2028 reviews 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.  Before proceeding to my review of this buddy-cop flick, I need to state that I turned down another movie review opportunity recently. At first glance, the remake of a sci-fi blockbuster from the 1980s did seem […]

Coming soon to a coffeehouse or bulletin board near you: The Revolutionizer Stories, the poster

My designer, Carey Jolliffe, kicks ass and you all should hire him for all of your design needs because he kicks ass. He’s a great guy, too. Here’s his LinkedIn. This awesomeness also comes in t-shirt form. Revolutionizer Alpha: the Revolutionizer Stories, Volume One The Revolutionizer Stories. We are not alone.    

Neg & Nag

America 2028 Movie Reviews, 7 My first six review assignments ran the gamut: a war movie, a father/son tale, a superhero origin flick, a college romp, a wall-to-wall dance extravaganza and a cutesy, kiddie story. Switching gears to critique a rom-com sounded like a plan. Neg & Nag.  A love story fit for a country that elected Eric […]

In 2019, a Republican is either a racist or a carterburke. There is no middle ground.

“…you know, Burke, I don’t know which species is worse. You don’t see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.”   —Ellen Ripley, Aliens I post this on the anniversary of Heather Heyer’s death in Charlottesville. I am writing this one for the white people who do not want to be thought of […]

Becky Thaveth All of Americath Aminalth

America 2028 Movie Reviews, 6 Also posted at Medium. Previous America 2028 reviews.  A giant helping of heartwarming cutesiness, topped off with the perfect amount of schmaltz to fit these modern times under the rule of the all-great and all-wise President Eric Trump.  President Eric the Great! President Eric the Wise! All hail President Eric! […]