Tad Williams's Blog, page 33
April 17, 2012
Lord Love a Duck
16 April 2012

Tad’s Mood Today
My friend Peter Stampfel playing deejay, serving up some mellow Tokyo sounds to help you recover from a manic Monday.
Just kidding — it’s bat-@#$& crazy.
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Fly safely, English kin. We miss you guys already. Once I put my mother-in-law in St. Clare’s it’s going to be really quiet around here.
15 April 2012

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Ah, yes.
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Lord love a duck, it was actually sunny outside today. It lifted my spirits, in the fullest expansive significance of the cliché. I need to spend more time outside, and so does my family. We have been hermit-like and scuttling for weeks. I need a good walk.
14 April 2012

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My favorite Sworsach so far. (internet meme alert) Which means since last night.
13 April 2012

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Had to share this picture of Timothy B. McCormick’s shirt from back in the day. The My-O-My was our old club in downtown Palo Alto, sponsored by pretty much the entire Stallings family, my best friend Josh and his brother Lark, sisters Shaun and Lisa, and his mom and her boyfriend. We all hung out there, slept there, worked and played there, rehearsed and then performed there. For a couple of years, it was the off-kilter center of our suburban world.
Here’s a very sensible op-ed piece that makes a lot of sense about the Ozzie Guillen flack. Non-sports fans — it’s politics! Politics haters — it’s sports!
Castrogate Follies
www.grantland.com
What Ozzie said was idiotic — but what came after is even worse.
12 April 2012

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As Lisa said — fun ad.
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11 April 2012

Tad’s Mood Today
Now that the guessing is over on the Captain Hook picture, I can post my profile pic. As you can tell, I’m having One of Those Days.

I was trolling for profile pictures and found this. See if you can figure out who this is dressed as Captain Hook.
Took the mixed British-American gang to the Monterey Aquarium today, which is still just wonderful. It was p#ssing down rain, so it was a good day to do an indoor thing, but I wish we were providing our short-term visitors with better weather. California is letting them down.

I want this so bad I’ve already put ads on Craigslist to sell one or both of my children so I can afford it.
10 April 2012

Tad’s Mood Today
Olga Dubina
Hey, Ozzie Guillen: Thou shalt not buck the right-wing, anti-Castro line in South Florida. But you probably figured that out already, huh?
The rain has returned, suddenly and stealthily. I am going to pretend I don’t notice, just to piss it off.
9 April 2012

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Scroll down for the video of the machine in action.
Record-Breaking Rube Goldberg Machine Pops Balloon in 300 Steps
www.wired.com
Based on the work of famous American cartoonist Rube Goldberg, there’s no shortage of elaborate Rube Goldberg machines. But none are more complex — in terms of total sequenced steps — than the Purdue Society of Professional Engineers’s latest creation.

From “Publishers’ Lunch”: Press Defends Publishers Over Justice (and Amazon)
It’s rare to see the NYT and WSJ philosophically aligned on how the government uses its power, but they and others in press seem to be coming together to raise questions about why the Department of Justice is beating up on publishers, apparently serving the interests of a retailer bigger than the entire industry.
Holman Jenkins Jr. writes in the WSJ, “in essence, Justice says that, beginning in 2008, several plankton, in the form of five publishers, conspired against a whale, Amazon, whose monopoly clout had imposed a $9.99 retail price for e-books.” He argues: “Given Amazon’s dominance, it’s hardly offensive that all five used the opportunity of Apple’s arrival in the market to reclaim that power. Justice calls it collusion. In reality, publishers have nothing to collude about, except maybe Clive Cussler’s next advance. Books don’t compete with each other. Nobody walks into a store and says, ‘Toni Morrison looks expensive today. Give me some Stephen Hawking.’”
Jenkins says, “let’s face it: Publishers have every reason to fear Amazon’s exploitative behavior.” He adds, “the book industry is defending the very survivability of a book industry whose products are anything but uniform.” His closing line: “Judging by Justice’s slobbering over Amazon, as if whatever Amazon wants is the Lord’s ordained order in the e-book market, many of those résumés are headed to Seattle.”
WSJ
David Carr, writing in the NYT calls the lawsuit and settlements “the modern equivalent of taking on Standard Oil but breaking up Ed’s Gas ‘N’ Groceries on Route 19 instead.” He suggests that “why the crumbling book business is worthy of so much attention from Justice while Wall Street skates is a broader question we’ll leave for another day.” But Carr concludes that “after a week of watching the Justice Department and Amazon team up, I’ve learned that low prices come with a big cost.”
NYT
For one more voice, there’s Barry C. Lynn writing at Slate, who also believes “the DoJ got this issue…spectacularly wrong.” He writes:
“Lower prices enable horizontal predation; when a fatly capitalized retailer (like Amazon) wants to bankrupt its less-wealthy direct competitors, it simply undersells them day after day after day. Furthermore, lower prices can be used in vertical predation, against producers; when a powerful retailer (like Amazon) wants to extract more wealth from its now-captive suppliers, it can set prices to promote those firms who accept its terms and to punish those who resist….
“Over time, it became clear that the best way to lower prices over the long run was in fact to allow producers to set higher prices today. That’s because doing so forces producers to compete with producers rather than retailers. And it forces retailers to compete with retailers rather than with producers. The result being that we end up with both producers and retailers doing a better job of serving the consumer.”
Slate
Michael Shermer writes another op-ed, for the LAT: “The Justice Department should have left things alone. Essentially, two titans — Apple and Amazon — clashed, and competition was working…. Amazon will gain a government-aided advantage over the competition.”
He adds: “What this lawsuit probably will do instead is return to Amazon the power to monopolize the e-book market through predatory pricing to the detriment of publishers, authors and, ultimately, readers.”
LAT
(Source: Press Defends Publishers Over Justice (and Amazon))

April 10, 2012
Don't Stop Paddling
8 April 2012
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Happy Easter!
7 April 2012
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My idea of domestic humor.
What do you call yourself when you don't have enough energy to be a hipster any more? A napster? Oh, wait, that was another internet kerfuffle.
6 April 2012
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Tired Tad Takes Time To Tell Thee: 'Til. Tomorrow. Ta-Ta!

Literally wonderful picture.
5 April 2012
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From the Adult Swim site. I had forgotten how incredibly cool white people were in the nineteen eighties.
Everybody's always trying so hard to be smart. I think it's better to be stupid. More fun, less responsibility, and you have a much larger choice of candidates to vote for, not to mention more things to "like" on Facebook.
4 April 2012
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My new favorite.
3 April 2012
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Pugcocks. Or pughens. Or one of each.
The important part about swimming in a sea of chaos is: Don't stop paddling.
2 April 2012
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If it's good enough for Conan Doyle, it's good enough for me! Fairies are real! Logic and reason interfere with my fun!
I think turtle is ready to go back into his regular tank, one way or another. He's rapping on the glass of the feeder tank and whistling the theme from "Papillon."

You've probably seen it before, but nobody's done it better.

The typography makes my brain hurt, but it's oh so true. Geeks rule! I 'R 1!
"There is no reciprocity. Men love women. Women love children. Children love hamsters. Hamsters don't love anyone."
—Anna Heycraft
Rotten cat. Senile cat. Smelly turtle. Opaque fish. Reasonable lizard. Tiny, mad dog. Other tiny, mad dog. Poodle, the black sheep. And the massive load of Beagle tissue and bone my son referred to as a "tectonic plate," because he oozes around the bed displacing all other creatures. And the people who live here? Don't get me started. I am the only sane one left, but I'm only hanging by a thread.
1 April 2012
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This is my skeptical expression for April Fool's Day.
The tragic shadow of Happily Ever After...
Am not yet sure if the day is to be trusted. Suspiciously bright and clear. But I know the rain is probably just hiding behind something, waiting to jump out.

April 3, 2012
Podcast: Tad Talks with Irreverent Muse
Irreverent Muse: Get Published Episode 80 — Tad Williams has Options
In this lively discussion with Michell, Tad talks about the forthcoming animated film based on Tailchaser's Song, the Warner Brothers option on a movie based on Otherland, the television origins of Shadowmarch, George R.R. Martin and mainstream media, expanding plotlines and stories, revisiting Osten Ard, working on Ordinary Farm with his wife Deborah Beale, finding a good agent, the state of publishing today, the upcoming Otherland MMORPG, the Bobby Dollar books, and much more.
Listen to the podcast:
Irreverent Muse Episode 80: Tad Williams Has Options

April 1, 2012
Douchefrog
31 March 2012
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Long day but got a lot of important work done. Now I am sitting reading internet silliness and explaining carefully to the orange cat why he's likely to get to sit in my lap longer if he doesn't stick his claws into me. It'll all end in tears, of course. And flying cats.
30 March 2012
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A Cat Gets Stuck in a Tree For Over 4 Days – But Watch What This Man Does
Tad not like morning. Light wrong. Sounds loud. Brain angry. Make later now! Now!
29 March 2012
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Jumped out of bed ready to hit the ground running, then immediately had to sink an hour or so into finding out why our email wasn't working. That done, I am searching for my lost momentum, which I suspect is hiding under the bed with les moutons de poussière (dust bunnies, if you're not pretentious like moi.)
28 March 2012
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27 March 2012
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I am a tired dude tonight. Long day full of interesting moments marbleized with broad, fatty slabs of stress.
A very loud amphibian has taken up nightly residence near our house. Twelve year old Girl, who has the closest bedroom and tends toward grumpiness, has named him "Douchefrog."
26 March 2012
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Our kin have arrived safe and sound from far-off Blighty, and after subdued merrymaking are crawling off to bed to deal with jetlag.
Hope my mom-in-law and companions fly safely and happily. Bon voyage, guys.
25 March 2012
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The Move had a great song called "Your Beautiful Daughter." Here's mine.
(Girl is modeling an Icebat hat, part of the Ugly Doll collection.)
I don't hate people, I hate the things some people do. People are complicated bags of impulse, sometimes so crippled by their upbringing they don't have much choice. That said, you can't just let them run around loose, submitting legislation all over the place.
Tip jar is next to that rib cage there. Thanks.
Get used to it, meat puppets.

Otherland MMO Trailer: EightSquared
gamigo has released a new 'Making Of' video focusing on the EightSquared universe of Otherland.
In EightSquared, Victorian architecture and gigantic chess pieces floating in the sky dominate this world that has sprung forth from a gargantuan chessboard on which the White and Red Armies are mired in an endless war against one another. But something has gone wrong with the simulation: The armies no longer follow the rules of warfare (i.e., rules of chess), and it's up to players to find out where the problem lies before things get too far out of hand and cause the destruction of the simulation itself.
The video also provides a look into the "Lifecycle AI" of NPCs. In Otherland, NPCs have their own behavioral patterns and day-to-day schedules that can be influenced, to some extent, by player interaction.
Source: gamigo press release

March 25, 2012
The Dipstick Says I'm Two Quarts Low
24 March 2012
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You tell 'em, little guy.
Layin' this down for my son and all the other bronies. Respeck.
Thanks for sharing this, Dani. It confirms something I always believed, although even if it wasn't true the discrimination had to end.
Six Months After Repeal, Military Says DADT Died Quietly
23 March 2012
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Even a billionaire crime fighter and his attractive ward sometimes find it hard to get dates on a Friday night.
22 March 2012
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I went to the doctor's office. They draw blood. They gave me none back. That means I have less blood than a human should. Do I get anything like a Senior Discount? Parking sticker? Come on, the dipstick says I'm two quarts low.
…canasta, Stratego, and Clue not yet having been invented. Elements of this early pastime survive in our present-day lawn darts.
Ofrece sin comentarios.
21 March 2012
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I haven't even finished watching this and I'm sharing it. Brilliant.
Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up
20 March 2012
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Young woman carrying St. Jude, patron saint of my invented city for DIRTY STREETS OF HEAVEN.
Made me really happy.
I just received a personalized email suggesting I could "suck flashy edwin palos body juice!" I'm guessing it's some kind of gay porn spam — but what if it isn't? Are the Twihards making their big move? Do we have to carry garlic and wooden stakes everywhere now?
I was in the middle of a long (and admittedly one-sided) conversation with our turtle, me using the affected accent of a Weimar-era Berlin fop, when I stopped to wonder how, if the conversation (rant) was transcribed, would the transcriber render the spoken version of "someone" — as "somevun", the clearer, phonetic version, or "somevone", which to my eye looks more graceful, being a simple transposition of letter for letter. And then I realized I was completely insane.
These are WONDERFUL.
The Book Surgeon (15 pieces)
19 March 2012
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Another prize from the Cracker Jack box of research: a hippo skull looking extremely Barsoomian.
The joys of research: it yieldeth marvels. Nurse shark jaw, showing teeth in their little teeth nursery.
Speaking of mind-blowing, have I shared this before? The only time I've ever seen someone outperform Elvis on one of his own songs, pushing an already amazing, dark song into completely unexplored territory.
I was just listening to this and marveling and so thought I'd share. Some of his nicest work. It's not a video, it's just music, and Jimi doesn't sing — at least not with his voice. But, oh, it's worth it.
18 March 2012
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17 March 2012
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Mesmerizing. Don't hurry.
Eye Candy: Porcelain Fighting Figures Dropped And Photographed The Moment Of Shattering
It's been raining for several days. The animals are lining up outside on the off chance I'm building an ark. Meanwhile, I'm trying to figure out how high a pile of animals I need to stand on to stay dry. It'll all work out, one way or another.

March 17, 2012
Portrait with Pointy Ears
16 March 2012
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So, basically, there's more geochemical activity on Mars than we ever guessed, OR…it could be biochemical. Life. Wouldn't that be interesting?
Large Quantities of Methane Being Replenished on Mars
If you get this, you're old or a TV geek.
The dark secret all parents know…
15 March 2012
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Might want to chew this over a bit. I'm for it, personally. Don't think they're taking a vote, however.
"Our Universe is Merely a Region of an Enormous Universe"
Me and Annoying Orange, Birthday 2012: "Portrait with Pointy Ears"
(Actually, his real name is Jupiter. A.O. is just one of my nicknames for the little assassin — one of the printable ones.)
Drove down to LA yesterday and drove back today, from rain into still slightly slanty early spring sunshine and then back into gray damp. Had a really nice meeting with the folks at Lin Pictures, the production company that's optioned Otherland. Good people. I really hope it works.
It's been an interesting and surprisingly nice birthday. Saw my dear friends Josh and Erika last night and stayed with them, which is about as nice a present as I could get, had a really happiness-bolstering meeting with the film folks, and got home safely in time to do an evening present opening with Deb and the kids and the creatures. Good stuff.
And now I have all these nifty birthday greetings to look through. Thank you, everyone.
13 March 2012
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I am about to drive to LA on the first pouring, rainy day in a long time. Perfect timing. See y'all when I get back, since I probably won't have a chance to check in until I return, perhaps late tomorrow. Thanks for the birthday greetings.
If people want to make it harder for people to vote, I'm all for it. Let's start out with enforcing a sanity disbarment. If you think that Obama is a Muslim, that Saddam Hussein caused 9/11, or that women who use contraception are sluts and whores then you're nutty as Payday bar and you're not allowed to enter a voting booth.
12 March 2012
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There's a moral here somewhere, but right now I'm just hoping that the poor, overstuffed guy will be allowed to waddle off to freedom.
Just found out that another friend, albeit one I hadn't seen for a while, passed away in January. I'm not quite sure why God's taking all the really good ones this year but I'm glad I'm squarely in the middle of the average-to-decent range.
This should start the day off properly (for those of us who got up late, anyway…)
11 March 2012
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Off to play music with Rick, Andy, and Pat, and then fetch Girl back from the wilds of birthday-partydom. They were having a beauty pageant party. Pray for me.
10 March 2012
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Working day. Took Girl to the mall to do some birthday shopping for a friend. Will try to make some sense out of the horror that is my desk. Feed and clean various pets. Maybe write a few pages, just to have something fun to do. Or shoot myself. I'll just kind of see how the day's going.

March 10, 2012
The Dirty Streets of Heaven: Cover Art
Bobby Dollar has a secret. Actually he's got a ton of them. The most important one is that his real name's Doloriel and he's an angel. Not an important angel, maybe, but a rough-and-tumble guy who's always done his part in the long cold war between Heaven and Hell.
But now he's stepped into the middle of something that's got both sides very nervous—an unprecedented number of missing souls. And if that wasn't enough, someone has summoned a truly unpleasant Babylonian demon that's doing its best to track him down and rip him to pieces. Also, his opposite number on the case is arguably the world's sexiest she-devil, and Bobby has feelings for her that Heaven definitely does not allow.
The Dirty Streets of Heaven, Volume One of the Bobby Dollar books on sale September 4, 2012

March 9, 2012
Forthcoming Releases
15 March 2012
Traumjäger und Goldpfote in Deutschland
Hobbit Presse from Klett-Cotta will be releasing a new edition of Traumjäger und Goldpfote (Tailchaser's Song) which has been unavailable in Germany for many years. Tad's fans will want to add this beautiful new hardcover to their collections, the fifth edition of the novel published in German. Read more about the new edition at Klett-Cotta.de and at Die Tad Williams Online Bibliographie. Available for pre-order at