Meredith McClaren's Blog, page 74

Description: A photo of a brick city sidewalk beside a white...

Description:  A photo of a brick city sidewalk beside a white garage door.  An illustration of myself walks in front, wearing a white dress, white boots, and beige jacket.

Sorta on a centaur kick lately, I guess.Lillia belongs to League...

Sorta on a centaur kick lately, I guess.

Lillia belongs to League of Legends

Description:  An illustration of Lillia, a centaur character from the video game League of Legends, prancing in her Spirit Blossom event skin.  Which edges more towards a kirin design.

Description: A photo from Las Vegas’ NEON MUSEUM. An...

Description:  A photo from Las Vegas’ NEON MUSEUM.  An illustration of myself in a white dress and red bow is moving through the exhibits.

Pitch stuff. For fun

Pitch stuff.  For fun

Had to do one more. Character belongs to Centaurworld. ...

Had to do one more.  Character belongs to Centaurworld. 

Description:  A bright pink llama centaur, comfortable and kicking in her sleep.

I don’t know who this character is, but I already love her.She...

I don’t know who this character is, but I already love her.

She belongs to Centaurworld

Description:  A pink gazelle(?) based centaur.  She has blue hair, big ears, and an elongated neck.  She’s very excited as she frolics.

Description: A photo of an alleyway. An illustration of myself...

Description:  A photo of an alleyway.  An illustration of myself in a white dress, black gloves, and black boots is in the center, ruffling the dress.

I see my boy has a new skin.Description: An illustration of...

I see my boy has a new skin.

Description:  An illustration of Sett from League of Legends in his new pool party skin.  He’s wet and pulling up his swim trunks.

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What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

those are the eyes of

a man who saw satan and

asked for his number

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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Those are the eyes of
a man who saw satan and
asked for his number


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Haiku bot, babe, you already did this one. Good try though, mate

Thanks for pointing out my visible fuckups, why don’t you eat cheetos flavored popsicle instead of insulting me or my haikus?

HAIKU BOT???

Haiku bot went on its own murder spree.

Description: A photo of the sign for ‘EL RANCHO HOTEL’ in...

Description:  A photo of the sign for ‘EL RANCHO HOTEL’ in Gallup, New Mexico.  The sun is setting and the sign is lit up.  An illustration of myself in a black and white romper walks in front of the sign.