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Humans Eat What?!?!
When the aliens are looking down, they will see humans eating many strange foods around the entire planet. In my professional opinion, the strangest food that humans consume is ironically one of its most popular that almost everyone eats every day? What am I referring to? An egg.
Just take a deep breath and think about it for a second. A chicken gives birth and lays an egg. We steal their unborn baby, and eat it usually 30 to 45 days later, sometimes even without cooking it. The whole thing really makes no sense. I wish that humans never ate eggs, and then tried having people eat them on a reality show to see how they would react. I would imagine they would say....”Come on. Eat an unborn baby chicken that has been sitting on that shelf for 45 days. I mean, I really want to win that $50,000, but I have to draw the line here. I’m out.”
Moral: Anytime you see someone eat an egg, look up into the sky and think about the aliens laughing at that person.
Nish BeyDon't Be a Penguin: Live Your Life Like an Alien
Just take a deep breath and think about it for a second. A chicken gives birth and lays an egg. We steal their unborn baby, and eat it usually 30 to 45 days later, sometimes even without cooking it. The whole thing really makes no sense. I wish that humans never ate eggs, and then tried having people eat them on a reality show to see how they would react. I would imagine they would say....”Come on. Eat an unborn baby chicken that has been sitting on that shelf for 45 days. I mean, I really want to win that $50,000, but I have to draw the line here. I’m out.”
Moral: Anytime you see someone eat an egg, look up into the sky and think about the aliens laughing at that person.
Nish BeyDon't Be a Penguin: Live Your Life Like an Alien
