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This is my weird, creepy, and downright terrifying scary story that scarred me for life:

It was a sultry night and the humidity was thick. I only tell you this detail because I was sweating an unusual amount while me and my BF were getting busy. When we finished, I walked into the bathroom, still naked, and passed in front of the large mirror. What I caught a glimpse of horrified and disturbed me. It was.... Wait for it.... MY OWN ASS! It was sweaty and horrifying!

You think I'm kidding, but let me tell you, God put that thing behind us for a reason; so we wouldn't have to see it. And I swear to everything holy and unholy, that I wished I had never laid eyes on it. I mean seriously, how could I have gone on my entire life and not known what it looked like? HOW? I should've gouged my eyes out right there and then, but I didn't have the cojones.

Why oh why did I have to see it? That was some 15 years ago and I'm still reeling from the trauma of it. Not once have I ever looked back there again, because with age, there is one thing I am certain of; it hasn't gotten any better.

I wish I was making this up or it had only been a very bad dream, but alas, no. This is not a work of fiction. This is fact, people, FACT. I saw it with my own two eyes! I still have night terrors about it to this very day, and occasional fits of rage, as well.

The moral of this story? Unless you're a runway model or a masochist, do not, I repeat, DO NOT look at your own ass, however tempting it may be. This goes for both men and women alike!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!