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February 28, 2014

The Brompton Cemetery

My second book, Necropolis (Release Date: April 24th), is a humorous plot driven work of dark fiction about a psychopath, who works for the Burials and Cemeteries department in his local council. Due to the cemetery theme I am dedicating this blog post to the cemetery closest to my own heart, the Brompton Cemetery. I was born in a hospital adjoining the cemetery, spent countless hours of my childhood there – walking, skateboarding, feeding its many squirrels and inspecting its grave sites. To...

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February 21, 2014

Transgressive Fiction II

My second book, Necropolis (Release Date: April 24th), is a humorous work of dark fiction about a psychopath, who works for the Burials and Cemeteries department in his local council. Necropolis could be described as Transgressive fiction, and it is for this reason that I have dedicated two blog posts to the subject.


Transgressive literature is a genre that focuses on characters who feel confined by the norms and expectations of society and who break free of those confines in unusual and/or il...

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February 14, 2014

Transgressive Fiction

My second book, Necropolis (Release Date: April 24th), is a humorous work of dark fiction about a psychopath, who works for the Burials and Cemeteries department in his local council. Necropolis could be described as Transgressive fiction, and it is for this reason that I am dedicating two blog posts to the subject.


Transgressive literature is a genre that focuses on characters who feel confined by the norms and expectations of society and who break free of those confines in unusual and/or ill...

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February 7, 2014

Bizarre Author Deaths VII

This is likely to be the final instalment of my Bizarre Author Deaths series. I have more or less exhausted this fascinating if morbid subject matter, and there will be no further additions until there is a fresh batch of deaths.


Sherwood Anderson


Sherwood Anderson (September 13th 1876 – March 8th 1941)


Notable works: Winesburg, Ohio & Dark Laughter


The Ohio born Sherwood Anderson is today remembered more for his influence on the following generation of writers than for his own writing efforts. Ignoring the litera...

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January 31, 2014

Tax Return Deadline Day

Friday 13:05 – The Supermarket Queue


I am clasping a basket containing some oranges, six eggs and a newspaper. Whilst I wait I contemplate what I will blog about this afternoon, prior to being collected by a friend at 15:45, destination the countryside. My weekly blog post goes out at 16:03 every Friday. I am stringent about this; it must be 16:03. Perhaps my blog will be the final instalment of my Bizarre Author Deaths series, or possibly my proposed Amazon KDP Select promotion for Charles Mi...

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January 24, 2014

Bizarre Author Deaths VI

This week sees the penultimate instalment of the Bizarre Author Deaths series.


Sir Francis Bacon


Sir Francis Bacon (January 22nd 1561 – April 9th 1626)


Notable works: Novum Organum, De augmentis, Nova Atlantis


Sir Francis Bacon was an English philosopher, scientist, statesman, orator, essayist and author. A highly successful career saw the multi-talented Bacon serve as both Attorney General and Lord Chancellor. Today Bacon is remembered as an important figure in scientific methodology and natural philosophy. His a...

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January 17, 2014

Twitter Reflections

December 27th 2011 – Feeling somewhat lethargic after what had been a fairly gluttonous Christmas period, I lay beached on the sofa, remote clasped in one hand, idly flicking through the TV channels. There were only two programmes that even vaguely stimulated my interest. I decided to Tweet this information to the world. The Tweet read:


‘Choices, choices – Kim Jong-il’s state funeral or George of the Jungle with Brendan Fraser?’ #Jong-il #BrendanFraser


It was a defining moment, as this was the...

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January 10, 2014

Bizarre Author Deaths V

This week’s blog post is dedicated to two more bizarre author deaths. Initially I did not envisage that this author series would have so many instalments, but with the multitude of bizarre/mysterious author deaths that have occurred down the years, I anticipate that there will be at least a further two instalments at some point.


Edgar Allan Poe


Edgar Allan Poe


(January 19th 1809 – October 7th 1849)


Notable works: The Raven, The Masque of the Red Death, Tamerlan and Other Poems


Poe was an author, poet, editor and...

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January 3, 2014

My Year In Books

Shortly before Christmas goodreads emailed me a report listing the 22 books that I had read during the calendar year.


2013(Click on the book links to read my reviews).


Transgressive Fiction/Black Humour


As my second book, Necropolis, due out this spring (date to confirmed soon) is a work of dark fiction, a significant proportion of the books (27%) that I read last year were of the Transgressive Fiction/Black Humour variety. They were:


Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk

Haunted by Chuck Palahaniuk

Damned by...

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December 27, 2013

Bizarre Author Deaths IV

My final blog post of 2013 sees the return of the popular Bizarre Author Deaths series.


Li Bai


Li Bai (701 – 762)


Notable works: The Hard Road to Shu, Quiet Night Thought, Waking from Drunkenness on a Spring Day


Chinese poet Li Bai was one of the two most prominent poets in China during the mid-Tang dynasty. Acclaimed for his adherence to the poetic tradition and mastery of poetic rules, the poet was an integral part of a rich poetic heritage. Themes that Li Bai explored in his work included friendship,...

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