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November 18, 2016

Famous Authors’ Bizarre Writing Habits

Many authors have writing habits/routines that could be described as bizarre. Back in 2014 I dedicated a blog post to the subject. This is the second instalment. Here are 8 authors who have/had bizarre writing habits.

Alexandre Dumas — This French writer used different coloured paper for different types of writing. Blue was his colour of choice for fiction, pink for articles, and yellow for poetry.

Ernest Hemingway — Hemingway is one of a number of famous authors who liked/like to write stand...

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Published on November 18, 2016 08:03

November 11, 2016

Bizarre Books IV

I previously stated that part 3 was to be the final instalment in my bizarre books series. I have since changed my mind. Here is part 4. There may well be further additionsin the not too distant future.As with the previous instalments, I have added pithy/fictitious comments below each.

Jogging With Jesus

jogging

There isa peculiar man on the front cover, but no sign of Jesus.

Microwave Cooking for One

microwave

Read the instructions on the back of the packet, place food item in microwave, set time and pres...

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November 4, 2016

20 More Quotes about Books, Reading and Writing

Back in July I devoted a post to 26 quotes about books, reading and writing. Here are 20 more:

Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.Stephen Fry

Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly.Francis Bacon

The covers of this book are too far apart.Ambrose Bierce

Think before you speak. Read before you think.Fran Lebowitz, The Fran Lebowitz Reader

Quill

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far...

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Published on November 04, 2016 09:03

October 28, 2016

7 Books for 7 Moods (Part 2)

A couple of weeks ago I wrote a blog post with the title,7 Books for 7 Moods. This is part two. Here are more 7 books for 7 more moods/states of mind. Click on the links to read my reviews.

In a nostalgic mood? Then why not read a story that you are no doubt familiar with, but may not haveread:

Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift

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Intrepid English adventurer Lemuel Gulliver’s fictional memoirs were first published in 1726. Gulliver’s Travelsis a satirical work that mocks politics, non-confor...

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October 21, 2016

7 Bizarre Author Deaths

Last year I dedicated a blog post to 10 bizarre author deaths. This is the second and final instalment. Here are 7 more author deaths that could be described as bizarre. They are presented in chronological order.

Euripides euripides (480 B.C. – 406 B.C.)

Euripides was an Ancient Greek tragedian. It was feelings of embitterment over his defeats in the Dionysia playwriting competitions that led him to move to Macedonia. There are a number of different theories as to how he met his demise there. One is th...

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Published on October 21, 2016 08:03

October 14, 2016

7 Books for 7 Moods

Our choice of book often depends on our frame of mind. My favourite genres are transgressive fiction and satire, but I am an eclectic reader, who is prone to select a given book according to my mood. Here are 7 books for 7 different moods/states of mind. Click on the links to read my reviews.


Are you are feeling Lazy? Then why not try:

Evil Twins by John Glatt

Evil Twins

Utilising a tabloid journalistic approach,Evil Twinsis a true crime book, which is divided into 12 sections, each dedicated to a dif...

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October 7, 2016

7 Works of Dark Fiction

Dark fiction is concerned with the sinister side of human nature. It is often distinguished from the mainstream horror genre in that it tends not to be fantasy-orientated. Dark fictionmay contain elements of black or satirical humour.

Here are six works of dark fiction that I have read, and one that I have written. They are presented in the order in which they were published. Click on the links to read my reviews.

Tropic of Cancerby Henry Miller

Tropic of Cancer

About:Sexuality, freedom and the human condit...

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September 30, 2016

Bizarre Books III

This is the finalinstalment ofmy Bizarre Books Series. As with Parts 1 & 2, I have added pithy/fictitious comments below each.

The New Radiation Recipe Book

radiation

For residents of Chernobyl and Fukushima.

Strangers Have The Best Candy

strangers

They do?So why did my mother always tell me not to talk to them?

The Book of Marmalade

marmalade

For those of us who spreading it on our toast is not enough.

I Can Has Cheezburger?

cheezburger

A Pulitzer Prize for Fiction winner this is not.

Do It Yourself Coffins for Pets and Peo...

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Published on September 30, 2016 08:03

September 23, 2016

14 Random Book Facts

I have dedicateda number of posts to author and book-related trivia.This week sees a return to the theme. Here are 14 new book-related ‘facts’. I think they are quite interesting, and I hope you will too.

J.R.R. Tolkien typed the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy with two fingers.

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer is said to be the first book to have been written on a typewriter. Some disagree.

The largest book in the world is The Klencke Atlas at 1.75 metres tall and 1.90 metres wide. It is over 3...

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Published on September 23, 2016 08:03

September 16, 2016

9 Twitter Types

Back in 2012 when I was a Twitter neophyte I wrote a series of satirical posts about the tweeting habits of the various species that inhabit Twitter. Today sees a return to the subject.

Aims & Objectives: To observe and document the tweeting habits of 9 Twitter species.

#Hyperactive #Hashtagger (Perquam strennus)
Incessant tweeters who can be distinguished from other species of the voluminous variety by the ubiquitous #. Nine #’s have been recorded in a single tweet.

Convivial Communicator (A...

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Published on September 16, 2016 08:03