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November 25, 2015
anotherwellkeptsecret:
I doodled a silly probably true...
I doodled a silly probably true thing.
Omg the eye twitch! Bahaha! My poor Sherlock!!!
sherlock-holmes-fandom:
So close…
Guaranteed Sherlock...
So close…
Guaranteed Sherlock didn’t hear a single word John said here. Look at his face!
seraphazrael:
luckyonesjournal:
cartopathy:
John: Sherlock!...
John: Sherlock! Why are there cameras here?!
Sherlock: *comes down the stairs with suitcases* you’re going to stay with Greg. We’re getting married.
John: Wh-what?
Sherlock: It’s that show with the weddings. We’re getting married.
John: Sherlock. You. You have to ask these things.
Sherlock: You asked. I said yes.
John: No. I didn’t.
Sherlock: Well you’ve been thinking about it and ring shopping and trying to figure out the nest way to ask and I decided to save you the trouble. We’re engaged now, and we’re going on the telly.
John: Sherlock, I swear to God…
Sherlock: Don’t worry. It won’t be anything like your last wedding.
John: Yeah, no purple.
Sherlock: Lilac.
John: *turns to camera crew* So you’re gonna edit that all out, right?…Right?!
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John: Yeah, I’m a little nervous I guess. I mean, I shouldn’t be, I just. He planned my last wedding, too. It’s kind of nice this way. He knows I hated it. I mean, the wedding was lovely, but the planning, Christ, what a nightmare. But, uh, no, he did a really great job. This will be better. I really just want something small. Not a church or anything like that. Just close friends.
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Sherlock: I’ve called in a favor. Westminster Abby. Royal family owe me a favor after Ms Adler’s little….well. Never mind that. And the 5th Northumberland Fusiliers will be there. They have those lovely uniforms and the sword thing is wonderful. Did you know he’s a war hero? Wounded in action. And his middle name’s Hamish. Sorry, that’s my mobile. Oh! PM finally calling me back then?
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Mummy: We first met John, just briefly on a trip to London a bit ago.
Daddy: Though we’d read all about him on
Mummy: the blog, of course. Such lovely write ups. Not that we ever let Sherlock know we read it.
Daddy: First time we properly met John though was
Mummy: at Christmas that year. After
Daddy: Sherlock was shot. Terrible thing, but we were all glad to be together for the holiday.
Mummy: John was with his wife then.
Daddy: I thought she was lovely. Such a pity about her.
Mummy: Not that I’d support it, but I think even then there was something with John and Sherlock. I mean. I’d always though that cause of the blog, but that day, turns out they drugged us all. We all fell asleep and woke up and those two were missing.
Daddy: Guess they needed some alone time.
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John: I’m nervous. I’m so nervous. I haven’t gone this long without seeing him since…God, since he was dead. I just. I can’t wait to see him, but I don’t know what he’s done. What is this? I’m. I can’t wear that can I? I’m not in the army any more. Is this really? I mean, I guess I’m not surprised he’d want me in this. *chuckles* *chuckles louder* Well, yeah, that’s good then. I’m off to get dressed then. And then, finally, get to see my groom.
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Sherlock: WHERE IS MY SHIRT?! SOMEONE WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK THAT UP FROM THE TAILOR! Oh it’s in the garment bag, it’s fine I’m fine IS THAT A FRAY ON MY SUIT JACKET, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. *hands visibly shaking* I don’t feel nervous. I’m confident that everything will go as planned. And John will love it. Yes. *deep breath* I’m sure he’s nervous. He goes in for that sort of thing. WHERE IS THE HAIR DRESSER. WE’RE RUNNING LATE AND I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO CURL MY OWN HAIR ON MY OWN WEDDING DAY GET THEM ON THE PHONE FOR ME oh, they’re here, never mind. crisis averted.
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John: *chuckles* Well, this isn’t the first time I’ve climbed into a strange black car to be whisked away to God knows where. But I swear to God if our wedding’s in a warehouse I’m going to murder him. Not during the wedding, obviously. That would be far too reminiscent of my last wedding. And marriage.
…
Where? Why? We…Is that Westminster Abbey? What a little shit.
…
Sherlock! *kisses him*
Sherlock: *pushes him away* John. I need you to focus. You’re al dressed, but I need you to go with the priest, and if you wouldn’t mind memorizing these vows I wrote for you. I don’t want you holding up the piece of paper and reading them. It looks ridiculous.
John: You wrote my vows for me?
Sherlock: Oh relax. It’s exactly what you’d want to vow to me, but worded better.
John: Do I get to write your vows?
Sherlock: You already know my vow. I’ve said it before.
John: OK. I’ll go. But first, kiss me and tell me you love me. Cause if the Queen is here, you’re going to want me to remember that you love me.
Sherlock: Should I call Mycroft to have her leave?
John: Christ, Sherlock! Small wedding. What happened to “I want a small wedding next time.”
Sherlock: No you say you want a small wedding, but what you really want is for everyone possible to know that you and I will be together forever. Which is also what I want. So, we’re doing this the way it should be. Giant. Magnificent. Newsworthy. Perfect. Like a microcosm of our love.
John: “Micro” *chuckles
Sherlock: Yes. Micro. When compared to what it represents.
John: *lips wibble* *eyes water* Just shut up and kiss me.
I’m melting.
Sherlock is my favorite Groomzilla
Ahhhh this is so cute!!!!
November 24, 2015
parsnipsandplaybills reblogged your post @agenttanha tagged me to share six ran… and...
parsnipsandplaybills reblogged your post @agenttanha tagged me to share six ran… and added:
You’re probably going to get a hundred replies/reblogs saying “butbutbut have you tried THIS yogurt?!”…
So far it’s all quiet on the yogurt front!
@agenttanha tagged me to share six random facts. I’ve shared a lot of random facts now and I don’t...
@agenttanha tagged me to share six random facts. I’ve shared a lot of random facts now and I don’t want to be repetitive, so… hmm. Okay:
1. I like inventing recipes. I’m pretty good at following them, but I like going off-roading, too. Here, have one:
Maple pecan cake:
Mix half a cup of semi-melted or room temperature butter with 1+¼ cup of white sugar, then add an egg. Mix it all until very creamy. Add 1.5 tsp of maple extract and ½ tsp of vanilla extract. Then 2/3 cup of milk. Add in 1+¼ cup of flour and ½ tsp baking powder. Mix it all very well, then pour into a greased/parchment-lined 8″ or 9″ cake pan. Sprinkle chopped pecans over the top and bake for 40-45 minutes. Remove from the oven and drizzle maple syrup (preferably real if you can get it) in a spiral pattern over the top. Voilà. :)
2. I know that I should like museums, and I do, sometimes. But most of the time*, after about twenty-five minutes, I start yawning and feeling like Sherlock in a bored mood, or like I need to lie down and die. If I’m with people who want to look at every single exhibit for ten hours, I generally find a bench and play homeless until they’re done and come collect my whiny, bored self and take us somewhere more interesting. I’m not proud of this. :P
*unless there are dinosaurs. Or live butterflies. Or cool Egyptian things on a large scale. See? I like SOME stuff. >.>
3. I’ve been on a lifelong mission to make myself like yogurt. The only yogurt I’ve ever managed to actually like was a German one made by Zott. It’s completely unavailable in Canada, of course! I can sort of tolerate a few of Liberté’s Greek yogurts, but only certain flavours and definitely not at all if there’s any separation… *gag* If it was all just thicker, or less tangy, or… I don’t know. I want us to be friends, but I’m not sure it’s possible.
4. I’m rather active in the Song of Ice & Fire fandom, but in a completely different way. I don’t write fiction and it’s not here on tumblr. It’s a much smaller community but it’s usually pretty fun. :)
5. I am a night person. Absolutely. I feel most alive from about 11pm-4am. I do my best work then. Unfortunately, the rest of the world is not nocturnal, so I have to shutter it away and try to sleep then. It’s a war between Established Things and myself that I fight daily.
6. PMS makes me really, really weepy, as today has proven. Sigh.
I tag… um, let’s see: @londoncallingsigh, @pukajen, @happierstill, @onesmallfamily, @another-adoring-fan, @ravenmorganleigh, @stalkerisme26, @rominatrix, and @mommysusan. :)
In which John Watson proves once again that he is, without a...
In which John Watson proves once again that he is, without a doubt, the worst liar in the world
cumberbatchlives:
Benedict on having his family with him to...
Benedict on having his family with him to collect CBE from the Queen
I’m so happy that he has this little bunch of people around him that he loves and who love and support him. :))) Look how happy he is!
November 23, 2015
I've been following you on ao3 forever and I just never realized/payed attention to the fact that you have a tumblr. Love your writing! Love your humor!! Never change please!! Your stories have helped me get through some of the difficult times I have had,
Oh, you nice thing, you! Thank you so much!!! I’m so pleased that my stories have managed to help in some way for you - thank you for telling me that!!! That means so much to me and I’m grateful to have been able to help in any small way! Thanks for taking the time to come and say all this!
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