silentauror's Blog, page 185

holmezyan:martinmotherfckingfreeman:second button seduction...

holmezyan:

martinmotherfckingfreeman:

second button seduction + gratuitous bonus Iain McHottie

to balance out the fact that he spent way too much time buttoned up to the neck as john and irl. that’s my excuse anyway. lol.

cr: 1, 2, 3, 4

Oh

lavenderandvanilla:justusmice:simplyclockwork:trustmesherloc...

lavenderandvanilla:

justusmice:

simplyclockwork:

trustmesherlock:

that-raggedy-dalek:

benedict—cumberbatch:

dalektea:

#I think the best bit about this #is the way John sort of stares for a second into space #as if he’s repeating that over in his head to make sure sherlock really said that #and then is just like #i mean really sherlock you’re so smart but you’re so dumb jesus #and lestrade looks like he’s biting down on something idk

I love that I don’t know who’s the sassy bitch in this scene.

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I generally don’t prefer Benedict with stubble, but God DAMN,...

I generally don’t prefer Benedict with stubble, but God DAMN, Sherlock is hot in TLD!

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Ooooh this is all amazing, makes me admire you a little bit more with every new fact I learn about you. I love your nails, and I’m definitely a nail polish collector. But I started doing manicure for my nails few months ago and actually don’t use nail polish that much rn, but it looks so good on your nails. I have a similar shade a friend gifted it to me ��.
As for the t shirt, sounds amazing. Also lifting weights. You’re awesome ❤

If lifting weights has taught me anything, it’s that men hate strong women. The men who use my gym, at least. A few weeks ago, one guy told me that I would be hotter if I were lifting less weight. Another one once told me that his girlfriend lifts lighter weights but does lots of reps so that her muscles don’t get bulky. I straight up told him that I wanted my muscles to be bulky, lol. That shut him up. And I love the feeling of being strong. I live by myself in the middle of a rather crime-infested city (big meth problem, lots of poverty) and it’s comforting to know that I could defend myself if need be. 

I make myself downsize my nail polish collection semi-regularly. It’s hard. :P 

madzither:ayellowbirds:A tigress at an animal rescue center in...

madzither:

ayellowbirds:

A tigress at an animal rescue center in Germany has been fitted with a gold dental implant after cracking a tooth on one of her toys. You will never be as cool as this tiger, and that is okay, because you are a mere mortal shell made of meat and fear, and she is a tiger with a gold fang.

Beauteous perfection ❤️❤️❤️

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The sacred number! This post has Ascended.

thehappyhooker:invaderxan:Women who are beyond done with all...

thehappyhooker:

invaderxan:

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

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When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now

I love this. Good thing the world has women!!

totallysilvergirl:sobeautifullyobsessed:bencuddles:We all...

totallysilvergirl:

sobeautifullyobsessed:

bencuddles:

We all put a lot of thought into his outfits. I get to wear very well-cut, good-looking suits although there’s so little waist that sometimes I can’t breathe or digest properly. The sad thing is that I had a coat very similar to Sherlock’s before I got the role – it was a present from someone – but I can’t wear it out in public now, which is sad.

- Benedict Cumberbatch

Sherlock Holmes.  Tough on the buttons.  Easy on the eyes.

@bakingsherlycakes @silentauroriamthereal I know we’ve all posted this at one time or another but it’s a classic and we can never tire of a classic can we

Oh, dear God

Breathing is boring, right?

*asphyxiates*

Oh, fun! 

I actually just thought of a random fact about myself that I didn’t think I’d ever shared with peeps on here before, but I’ve forgotten what it was now… hmm. 

1. As @totallysilvergirl could attest to, I have a ridiculous resumé. How ridiculous, you ask? So ridiculous that I actually have five different versions that I’ll use, depending on what the job is. In no particular order, here are some of the jobs I’ve had: 

horseback riding instructorESL professorfreelance opera singermovie reviewerretail slave (clothing/body products/cards & giftware)sous cheftelemarketerbank tellercanoeing instructorchoir conductorvoice teacherweight loss coachcopy editorcamp counsellortrainer of priests in how to do liturgical chanttranslator (French to English)composer/arranger (primarily arranger)

2. I lift weights. Random, right? In a way that would have been unthinkable me anywhere before about a year ago, I’ve somehow turned into a workout nut. I generally alternate between high intensity interval cardio and weight lifting with a spot of high intensity cardio (just all-out, maximum heartrate for 10 minutes straight). I outlift all of the gym bros in my building (my shitty building has a shitty in-house gym, aka the main reason why I re-signed my current lease). Just on Wednesday, a dudebro actually asked me if I’m trans (not an insult in any way, rest assured!!) because apparently cis women aren’t supposed to be as muscular as I am. Suck it, dudebro. I am. Die of jealousy. :) 

3. My thumbs are double jointed and bend backwards like little bananas. If I hold my hands just so, I can keep it from being noticeable, like so: 

But if I stretch my fingers out all the way, then my bendy little thumb will just revert to its normal position, aka: 

And if I give someone a thumb’s up without specifically remembering to relax my weird little thumb, then you get this disaster, lol: 

4. Speaking of my hands, I just took those photos, and I’d just like to highlight my nail polish. This is a newer addition to my *massive* nail polish collection. It’s an OPI, with the appallingly stupid name of “Boys be thistle-ing at me”. I’m a nail biter and the only thing that helps at all is to keep my nails polished at all times. I occasionally think of myself as somewhat butch (see the weight lifting thing, above), but with long hair and continuously-painted nails, it balances things out to a happy neutral on the femme-butch scale, lol. Feels about right, as a bi woman. 

5. Speaking of which: I’m bilingual, and just ordered a t-shirt that says so, but on a bi pride flag. I can’t wait to wear it this June. :P I work in a position that requires English/French bilinguality, which is a status I’m very proud to have achieved, given that I only started learning French seven years ago. Living in Québec City for five years certainly helped, but yeah. Either way, I’m proud of my bi-ness in general. :) My most recent story is the most political one I’ve ever written, and I intended it as a light-hearted outing as compared to some of my other ones, yet it absolutely reveals my personal standing on anti-LGBTQ+ groups and their toxic idealogy! I’m fine with that. :)

Tagging the last 10 people to appear in my activity: @totallysilvergirl, @chinike, @a-cumberbatch-of-cookies, @yorkiepug, @lolcari, @thewhippedcreamhand, @ashildr-rabbit, @shiplocks-of-love, @myladylyssa, and @221brie!