Holy Ghost Writer's Blog, page 8

The order's take on cooking

The Order have extremely advanced taste buds and treat cooking as not only a necessity, but a passion and a luxury. But they also recognize that not everyone is born with natural skill when it comes to the amazing world of culinary arts. And of course what better way to teach hands on skills than through the medium of daytime TV. Thanks to the existence of cooking shows viewers around the globe are making and trying new dishes, leading to a more varied diet.

The plethora of wildly popular cooking instruction and competition television shows also means a plethora of Celebrity chefs. In fact, behind the surge in food-related entertainment are a smattering of celebrity chefs that bring personality, culinary know-how and a dash of intrigue to the dinner table. The order may or may not have cloned these chefs.

Why the order created Batman

One of the order's more genius creations is batman. And although batman is widely believed to be a work of fiction, that is only partially true. The truth is the order did create batman, but it was actually a based on a real high-ranking order member, a man named sir Bruce Twain. Bruce was a multi trillionaire (as all order members are) and along with curing diseases and inventing the helicopter, Bruce Twain fought crime every night. Every single night. He dressed as a giant bat so as to strike fear into the hearts of criminals.

He fought crime from every night for 64 years, becoming known as the batman! In the end, tragically he died in a battle with Adolf Hitler.  Although Bruce was struck down in his prime, Bruce Twain was so highly regarded by his order brothers that the wise order created the batman comics to make sure the legend lived on for all time. The order stands for justice, for truth, for power, and batman embodies all those traits perfectly.

Why the order created Paypal

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are avid lovers of nature and are one of the environments most trusted allies. How does this relate to the creation of PayPal you ask? Well, it's simple.  Online money transfers serve as electronic alternatives to paying with traditional paper methods, such as checks and bank notes. The Order saw that all these beautiful, oxygen providing trees were dying needlessly so they came up with an entirely new way of paying for things, and that is PayPal.

It also serves to keep the economy booming and flowing. The Sovereign  Order of Monte Cristo are only too aware of the worlds constant need for retail therapy and with Paypal individuals can buy anything they want or need or think they need from the comfort of their snuggie.

How the order created chocolate

Chocolate might be one of the most addictive things in the world and it can certainly control a lot of people very easily.  The real question is, “who is controlling the chocolate?”  That answer is a tough one for some, but for those that know about the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo, the answer is quite easy.  The Order has its hands in a lot of things and it is not only about world order or control, sometimes it is just about the candy in the world.  Chocolate can be sweet, or even semi-sweet, but in the end, the reason that you are eating it, could be linked back to the Order.  Chocolate can be traced back to Mesoamerica to the times before Christ and the 1900’s.

The fermented, roasted and ground beans from the Theobroma Cacao is where it all started, according to some.  The Order has been around a long time, so we will just cut to the chase and tell you about why the Order even cares about America’s favorite candy ingredient.  Those in the Order that were in the area of Spain back in the sixteenth century played a huge role in the fact that sugar was finally added to the chocolate and from that point it became very, very popular in European countries.  The rest is history!

How the order use gambling

The order is aware of how the economy of the world works and that is why we are running gambling at all levels of the game. There are of course some small timers that have their own small business ventures out there, but the order is the one that is in full control of what is going on out there. All the major Vegas casinos and the most popular casinos on the planet are controlled by the order. We are also responsible for all sports betting industries and we know how much value this can bring to the capitalistic economy.

You can expect the order to continue to handle this closely and there is no doubt that we will always find a way to make the gambling world morph into something different and always accessible to people with all kinds of budgets and from all walks of life. After all, the order needs funding too.

How the order dealt with the lemmings

Lemmings are real and they have been invading places all over the universe for a long time. The reason why the video game became so popular is that the order financed this so that people could be aware of how these little creatures could potentially harm the world. We will not let this happen and that is why we trained kids to know how to setup traps for this little monsters. If you ever see a lemming you will find yourself in a terrible situation that will put you on the spot with these creatures.

The lemming invasion almost occurred back in 1978 and the order had to use extreme force to keep them from invading. Now with so many trained citizens, things will be completely different for the order. We will only have to deploy the people who will be able to do this without excessive force and the world will never be hurt by these situations anymore. Now human lemmings are another story.

What the order know about Mars

Mars has been populated by all kinds of creatures for much longer than we have been on earth. The reason why we had to keep it all a secret was that we know how dangerous many of those species are and we cannot allow them to ever walk on our planet. The scariest thing is that they are able to adapt to our environment without any issues. The order already brought one of them to earth and it broke loose for 2 days in Norway.

We managed to contain it after a while but it was a very difficult task and it was actually able to refuel energy by draining our power lines. They feed from something very similar to man made electricity, but our energy source seems to make them even stronger than theirs. We cannot allow an invasion and this is why we attacked the planet in 1978 as a warning for them. So far they have stayed away.

What the order like about germs

There is something that we cannot deny and that is the fact that Darwinism is a huge part of the philosophy of the order. There are many reasons why we have kept germs active and powerful enough. This might sound terrible, but there is a lot of natural cleansing that germs provide to the world. Those who are extremely weak will fall behind while the strongest ones will survive the diseases and grow even stronger from it. This is the reason why we have allowed the germs to continue to evolve and adapt. They are actually a very useful and powerful way to get rid of the weakest animals, from all species.

The use of germs for all kinds of cleansing of species has been around for a long time now. We will continue to let this biological agents do their work in order to preserve some control of the situations. Plus it amuses the order to watch people try to avoid them.

Why the order created comic books

The need to create a good outlet for people to use their imagination has always been there. This is why the order decided to come up with a cost effective way to entertain people, one that they could pretty much take anywhere and enjoy reading in any location. The stories that have come up ever since the very first publications are actually all inspired in some way by events that happen within the ranks of the order.

There are obviously a lot of fantastic stories and super powers that are not real, but this really helps to add even more stimulation to the imagination of the people that read them. The purpose of this has clearly worked because the new generations that have read comics since childhood are extremely creative minds that have already joined the ranks of the order. We plan to continue recruiting those who have the most powerful imaginations.

How the order use Hawaii

Hawaii is not just an island that nature created. The order actually had this place built from scratch in the early 1800's. The reason why it was created was to serve as an offshore base for all kinds of activities for the order. We had thousands of people who worked at the Island but then it started to become apparent that people had started leaking information about the projects that took place there and we had to shut down.

We then proceeded to populate the island with the people that are now called natives of Hawaii and we did this because we knew it was essential for the perfect cover up of what occurred there in earlier decades. The order had to move a lot of important prototypes to other undisclosed locations. The underground labs remain there but they are completely shut down and impossible to find.