Tara Sivec's Blog - Posts Tagged "shivs"
Clowns and Toothbrush Shivs
This, my friends, is why I never run out of material. The kids and I were watching an episode of Supernatural when THIS happened:
Son: If I saw a clown on the street I'd punch it in the nuts.
Daughter: You can't do that, they'll send you to juvie.
Son: What's juvie?
Daughter: It's like prison but with more cartoons.
Son: I WANNA GO TO JUVIE!
I'm pretty sure I'm screwed now. My threats of sending him to military school will fall on def ears if he thinks juvie is filled with Spongebob instead of guys like John Wayne Bulldog making a shiv out of a toothbrush.
Son: If I saw a clown on the street I'd punch it in the nuts.
Daughter: You can't do that, they'll send you to juvie.
Son: What's juvie?
Daughter: It's like prison but with more cartoons.
Son: I WANNA GO TO JUVIE!
I'm pretty sure I'm screwed now. My threats of sending him to military school will fall on def ears if he thinks juvie is filled with Spongebob instead of guys like John Wayne Bulldog making a shiv out of a toothbrush.
