So I have decided to buy a train ticket today. Yup, actually a one way ticket. I'm gonna get on board the weight loss train to Skinnyville.
I can't help getting older but I sure can help looking & feeling so Blah!
For goodness sakes, I have Gramma waving arms - yes - technically I am a Gramma but no way should I have her arms at my age. No way, I say, No way.
My new philosophy:
Dimples may be adorable but not necessarily on my ass!
A pooch is only bragable when referring to my Great Dane!
Muff...
Published on February 22, 2012 18:08