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Tablet Tips for the Clueless
Tablet Tips
At work, we use Samsung Galaxy tablet computers to file records and do our work. The IT department sends us out these messages called Tablet Tips. We’re slow old ladies and have a hard time with the new technology. They are very good at giving us Tablet Tips but what I’ve noticed is they don’t really get what happens with those tablets out in the real world.
Most of my tablet mishaps seem to happen around lunchtime. Why am I still eating like a teenager? I know if I had salad these things would not have happened. Because adults don’t carry their food, right? And try to use a touchscreen tablet? I swear I’m just trying to work while I eat lunch, but things keep going wrong.
Tablet Tip #1: Do not eat pizza at Guido’s and try to use your touchscreen tablet. If you do, do not go into the bathroom and use that foamy soap to try and clean the grease off the screen.
Tablet Tip #2: If you have chicken tenders for lunch, and you eat them driving, don’t use your tablet as a paper plate. Because if you do, then at the next house a German Shepard will sniff the leather cover of the tablet. He will take the computer between his teeth and pull it out of your hands and run away with it.
Tablet Tip #3: You go to the park to eat your peanut butter and jelly while you work on your tablet. You don’t notice when a small blob of boysenberry jam falls from your pbj onto the tablet. But you do see when a couple of interested bumblebees, or maybe they’re wasps, land on the tablet to investigate. If this happens, do not throw the tablet away from you, and then jump up and rub the touchscreen into the grass to save yourself.
I swear, those IT guys. I would call them jerks but I probably need them.
At work, we use Samsung Galaxy tablet computers to file records and do our work. The IT department sends us out these messages called Tablet Tips. We’re slow old ladies and have a hard time with the new technology. They are very good at giving us Tablet Tips but what I’ve noticed is they don’t really get what happens with those tablets out in the real world.
Most of my tablet mishaps seem to happen around lunchtime. Why am I still eating like a teenager? I know if I had salad these things would not have happened. Because adults don’t carry their food, right? And try to use a touchscreen tablet? I swear I’m just trying to work while I eat lunch, but things keep going wrong.
Tablet Tip #1: Do not eat pizza at Guido’s and try to use your touchscreen tablet. If you do, do not go into the bathroom and use that foamy soap to try and clean the grease off the screen.
Tablet Tip #2: If you have chicken tenders for lunch, and you eat them driving, don’t use your tablet as a paper plate. Because if you do, then at the next house a German Shepard will sniff the leather cover of the tablet. He will take the computer between his teeth and pull it out of your hands and run away with it.
Tablet Tip #3: You go to the park to eat your peanut butter and jelly while you work on your tablet. You don’t notice when a small blob of boysenberry jam falls from your pbj onto the tablet. But you do see when a couple of interested bumblebees, or maybe they’re wasps, land on the tablet to investigate. If this happens, do not throw the tablet away from you, and then jump up and rub the touchscreen into the grass to save yourself.
I swear, those IT guys. I would call them jerks but I probably need them.
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