Rolf Margenau's Blog - Posts Tagged "the-commode-companion"

Last week I announced the imminent arrival of my latest book, The Commode Companion. A comment was made about a lion worried about erectile dysfunction, a caption under a photo of a lion. That lion contacted me, complained bitterly about my cavalier invasion of his privacy, and threatened to sue under the Animal Rights Act. What was I thinking? How could I have been so callous? That caption has been removed from the book, and I extend my sincerest apologies to that anonymous lion and all lions everywhere suffering from erectile dysfunction.