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December 9, 2015

Please go insane with us for Christmas

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The rebroadcast of our RiffTrax Christmas show SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY happens next Tuesday December 15. It is utter madness, not only for the bizarre main feature but for the three short Christmas shorts before it. Santa explains Christmas using stock footage of chimps! Kids dress as cute animals then murder and eat a pirate! Ol’ St. Nick lords over an entire town of slave labor where agitated furries vie for his approval, and he doesn’t give a damn!

Then, of course, the...

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Published on December 09, 2015 09:06

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Published on December 09, 2015 08:05

Short: Down and Out

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Do you own sidewalk chalk? Do you ever feel the need to balance precariously on a medium-sized cylinder? Does your workplace contain surfaces? If so, you need to see Down and Out, an educational short film from the National Safety Council which will fill your innocent mind with numerous fresh scenarios in which the simple act of walking across a room becomes a perilous assault on your dignity, life, and ankles.

“Pain,” a great man onc...

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Published on December 09, 2015 07:15

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Published on December 09, 2015 06:20

December 8, 2015

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Published on December 08, 2015 21:27

"When a leading candidate for office proposes something that is irresponsible, probably illegal,..."

“When a leading candidate for office proposes something that is irresponsible, probably illegal, unconstitutional, contrary to international law, Un-American, AND will actually hurt our efforts at homeland security and national security, we have to speak out.”

- Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson breaks his silence on Trump (via kateoplis)
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Published on December 08, 2015 21:14

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Some butterfly knife action from Roller Blade...









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Some butterfly knife action from Roller Blade (1986), one of the worst movies of all time. Plot: A butterfly knife worshipping cult of nuns is roller skating through a post-apocalyptic Los Angeles. A film from a time when roller skates and butterfly knifes were all the hype.

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Published on December 08, 2015 19:30

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Published on December 08, 2015 18:48

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MBTI & Actors: Carrie Fisher - ENFP...





















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maaarine:

MBTI & Actors: Carrie Fisher - ENFP (x)

I LOVE HER SO MUCH

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Published on December 08, 2015 09:23

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