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May 28, 2021
One Skill to Rule Them All

If you could pick one skill to be completely proficient in, which one would you pick, and why? There’s a ton to pick from, right? I mean, you could be the world’s best piano player. That’s going to be worth bank in the long run, right? Or you could be an expert rock climber, or a race car driver or any number of things. And I suppose any of those would make an awful lot of sense, and they’d work out really well for you in the long run.
But if we tone the hypothetical down a notch or two and just made it “what skill would you work on improving before any other,” I think one rises to the top for me: time management.
So much of success in life seems (to me, at least) to stem from being a good manager of your time. If you know how to stay on top of your work, do the things you’ve committed to do, and do them all on time when they’re expected, then life becomes a whole lot easier. It’s much(!) easier to hold down a good job and get promoted. It’s much easier to find time for yourself and your hobbies. It’s easier to improve other areas of your life.
On the other hand, if you’re always running behind and playing catch up with yourself, everything becomes more difficult. In many ways, it seems like it’s parallel to good money management. Have enough money in the bank and don’t over commit yourself, and life suddenly gets a whole lot easier.
So the question then becomes, “How do you get better at time management?” In my experience, you do that the same way you get better at any other skill: consistent, mindful practice. Decide that it’s something important to you, and then work at it every day. For me, I’ve done that through making daily goals. I also heavily utilize lists, analyzing any big projects I’ve got on my plate and breaking them down into a series of daily tasks that need to happen each day. Then all I need to do is get that smaller bit done consistently, and the rest takes care of itself.
But what about you? Do you also think time management is important? If so, how have you worked to improve at it? If not, what do you think outweighs it? Inquiring minds want to know.
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May 27, 2021
Puerto Rico: Scuba Diving

Coming in to the tail end of my Puerto Rico trip now. The last day’s main event was an intro to scuba diving lesson right in San Juan. This was actually at the same spot where I’d been considering going snorkeling, so it’s nice to be able to have some firsthand experience with the area to evaluate whether it would have been better to snorkel there instead of in Vieques.
The simple answer? Definitely snorkel in Vieques.
The San Juan area is basically just a little spot along the edge of a park in the city. It’s beautiful, but there are a lot of people there the whole time. (Denisa and I were in the area for about 3-4 hours.) There are multiple different companies running snorkeling and diving operations there, so you get into an area that feels fairly full of other people and groups. Beyond that, the water wasn’t nearly as clear, and the diversity of wildlife (that I saw that day at least) was much less. No turtles. No shark. No sting rays. Maybe I was unlucky, but our dive instructor also said Vieques would have been much better.
The big perk about the scuba lesson was that it was a much smaller group. It was Denisa and I and one other couple for a roughly 2 hour lesson. That 2 hours wasn’t diving the whole time: we had to get set up with the equipment, put it on, and figure out how to use it, plus go over safety measures. For scuba diving, this area was perfect. It was right on the beach and easy to get to. No need to pay money to go get a basic scuba lesson somewhere exotic. You aren’t going to be doing that much scuba diving anyway.
I had a blast doing it. I had a short lesson in a pool back when I was in . . . 7th grade? Something like that. This was (obviously) way better than that. I felt comfortable diving right away, though the amount of pressure you felt underwater took some getting used to. We were in the water for about 45 minutes, and I thought it was more like 5. They didn’t have goggles with prescription lenses, but the bottom wasn’t that far off, and since I could actually dive down, I didn’t struggle to see the things there too much. (It was also murkier, which meant I couldn’t see things farther away anyway.)
It was a fair bit more expensive than snorkeling, but the instruction was much more personalized, and after doing it, I now feel much better prepared to go snorkeling as well. I loved both, and I would happily do either again the next time I can. (Honestly, I would consider getting scuba certified even. Yes, it might be expensive, but it was just so much fun. I think Denisa’s more on the fence with it. I suppose it depends how often we end up traveling places where we could put the certification to use.)
For reference, we used the tryscubadiving San Juan outfit. They were essentially operating out of a minivan, but it all worked out, and I would use them again.
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May 26, 2021
Assessing COVID Risk for Kids

I’m going to lead off with the obvious: I’m not a doctor or a medical professional. I’m a librarian. I’m good at finding and evaluating information, but nothing in this post should be viewed as some sort of ironclad definitive statement when it comes to COVID risk for kids.
My main reason for posting this is that I’m the father of an 8-year-old, and I’m tired of vague statements floating around in the interwebs about “COVID isn’t as dangerous for kids, but it can still affect them.” My daughter can’t be vaccinated yet, but there’s a whole ton of things she’d like to do (and things we’d like to do as a family). Playing with friends. Going on trips. Heading to the store to go shopping. Mask mandates and usage are going down, and I recognize there are plenty of unvaccinated people who are going to be out and about not wearing masks.
What I really wanted to know is “how dangerous is it (really) for my daughter?” I understand that she might contract COVID. There are a whole ton of things that might happen to her in the course of any day. She could get eaten by a shark when we go to the beach. She could get struck by lightning. Where exactly does COVID rank in the order of “realistically dangerous”? Since I was already poking around online for the subject anyway, I thought I’d share what I came up with.
The CDC has a page that goes over some of this in a strange way. Using children age 5-17 as their reference group, they show how big of an impact COVID can have on different age groups in terms of hospitalizations and death. So looking at it, I can see that I’m 130 times as likely as my daughter to die from COVID. But that’s such a fuzzy number. I have a hard time wrapping my head around it in any meaningful way.
I tried to look for specific numbers from the CDC, but all I could find was this page that showed how many deaths occurred in children 0-17 years old. (As of this instant, 295 involving COVID. 1,152 if you include COVID and influenza and pneumonia.) That doesn’t seem like much. How many COVID cases have kids actually gotten?
The American Academy of Pediatrics answers that over here. 3.94 million. On the same page, it notes that kids were hospitalized in .1-1.9% of the cases. They died in 0.00-0.03% of their cases, which lines up with the CDC numbers I found. (0.03% of 3.94 million is 1,182, so if you attribute all influenza, pneumonia, and COVID cases as “potentially COVID,” then it’s about the same.)
I’m all about worst case scenarios. Let’s say that 1,152 number is all COVID (it isn’t), and let’s say all those deaths happened in a single year (they didn’t). How does that compare with other causes of death in children. (Talk about a chipper topic today . . .) I can’t find the data for 2020 yet, but here’s a study that details the leading causes of death for children in 2016.
12,336 came from accidents4,074 came from car crashes3,143 came from firearms1,853 came from cancer1,430 came from suffocation995 came from drowningSo COVID deaths in American children rated (at worst) less likely than suffocating, and just a bit more likely than drowning. A more realistic view would put it much lower on the list. (Told you this was chipper.) But isn’t this line of argument the same thing that was criticized back in 2020 when people tried to downplay COVID as a whole? What exactly did the 2020 cause of death numbers end up at? Look no further. In the US, COVID was the third leading cause of death, below heart disease and cancer, but well above everything else. People trying to brush it off as No Big Deal would have to argue suicide, diabetes, Alzheimers, and strokes are NBD either.
Is COVID potentially dangerous? Yes, for children and adults. But it’s much more dangerous for adults. For kids, it’s around the same danger as drowning. And like drowning, that’s a danger that can be further reduced by taking a few basic steps. Avoid deep water. Learn how to swim. Don’t swim unsupervised. Water is a thing that’s familiar, and we know how to do things to make it safer. COVID’s getting to that point as well.
Mind you, this is just looking at deaths. It’s ignoring hospitalizations or long COVID, though the numbers for children in those areas are also much better than for adults. I heard someone say to treat unvaccinated children about the same as you’d treat vaccinated grandparents. The risk levels are about the same. So would I take MC to a huge indoor party, unmasked? Probably not. Would I be fine having her play with friends outside? That seems quite safe to me, as does smaller play dates inside.
COVID cases in the country and in our area continue to fall. I don’t think you have to treat everyone you see now as a potential carrier. In all likelihood, they don’t have it. As I’ve said before, for me fighting COVID was never about getting to 0 deaths. It was about keeping the curve low enough that our healthcare system wasn’t overwhelmed. And in most places in America, we did that. Unless cases begin to spike again for some unforeseen reason, I’m good with having my daughter return to normal in most aspects of her life.
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May 25, 2021
Television Review: Ted Lasso

There are times when I can feel very contrarian when it comes to what I want to watch. I might hear great things about a show, but I just put off watching it for no real reason other than “I don’t want to watch the same thing everyone else is watching.” Of course, other times I’m the first to line up for the thing that everyone else is going to be watching, so it’s not like I’m consistent. But for whatever reason, I delayed watching Ted Lasso even though I’d heard fantastic things about it from many different corners. A show about an American football coach who goes to head a British soccer team? It couldn’t be that good, could it?
Having now watched the whole season in about 4 days, I can confirm that yes, it actually is that good. I gave it a 10/10 and enjoyed every minute. That said, I definitely can’t unequivocally recommend it to everyone, so read on a bit to see why.
First off, why did I love the show? At its heart, it’s just wholesome. Ted Lasso is an incredibly optimistic, genuinely good person, and the show manages to be both heartwarming and very funny by placing him in a variety of situations where his nature just typically doesn’t belong. Perhaps one reason I was avoiding the show was that I generally don’t love shows where the main character does stupid things and is put in awkward positions. While I think The Office is hilarious, it often could make me feel too bad for the people involved, and so I’d have a hard time sticking with it for too long, just because I don’t like cringing non-stop. I worried Ted Lasso would be that sort of humor.
It isn’t. The show isn’t about making fun of Ted Lasso, or about people taking advantage of him. Often, they let him come out on top, showing how good nature can really beat out jaded underhandedness. He’s not the butt of the jokes. He ends up being able to use his positivity to overcome problems, instead of having it create non-stop problems for him.
The writing, the acting, and the characters themselves are all very well done. Really, the biggest complaint I had was that it was just 10 episodes, and I wanted way more.
So why can’t I recommend it to everyone?
The content. It’s rated TV-MA for language alone. There is no sex or violence to speak of, but the language is very salty, and not just with swears, but with subject matter at times. It’s not generally raunchy (though at times some of the characters definitely dip their toe into the raunch pool), but it’s pervasive. Is it necessary? That’s a different question. A lot of what makes the show so good is the contrast between Ted and the people he’s up against. By having the football fans all hate his guts (and be very specific as to why), Ted is even more admirable for being able to stand up to the hate and keep smiling. Could they have done it without all the swears? Definitely. Though then perhaps it would have felt less like Ted’s living in our world and more like he’s living in an alternate TV land.
Like it or not, people swear in the real world. Some of them are often raunchy. And this show is true to life in that way. Not all the characters are like that, but some are. Is this a show you’re going to watch with the whole family? I definitely wouldn’t. But if you’re a grown adult and four letter words aren’t going to turn you off right away, then it’s certainly worth your time. (Of course, it’s also just on Apple TV+, which might be a bigger turn off for many of you than the language . . .)
Have you seen it already? What did you think?
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May 24, 2021
Puerto Rico: Snorkeling

Keeping going with the various activities we did on our vacation. We spent an entire day going snorkeling, and it was a blast. That said, there are definitely some things I learned in the process that would likely help other people if they’re interested in doing the same thing on a trip to PR.
First off was trying to decide where exactly to go snorkeling. There are a ton of different options when you start poking around. For a long while, I was set on snorkeling right in San Juan. There’s a bay just off the beach in the heart of the touristy area that was supposed to have great snorkeling. No transportation needed (other than an Uber), and the price wasn’t too bad. (About $60/person). On the other hand, most of the articles I was reading about snorkeling down there said you’d be much better set to go out to one of the larger islands: Vieques or Culebra. The biggest trick with those is that they’re quite far away from San Juan. About a 45 minute drive at least. You can get an Uber over there for around $75 or so (one way, though that was just the one time I checked. I don’t know if that was cheap for the time or not), but that still seemed steep.
I did find some companies that said they’d offer transportation over to their launch site. They didn’t list the price, but in the end I decided to go with that. Pure Adventure was the company we went with. For $85/person, you got a boat ride to a beach on Vieques, another ride to the snorkeling site, photographs of the experience, trained divers to help you get started, and snacks. Seemed like a great deal. In many ways it was.
Overall, I’m very happy we went to Vieques, but there are a few ways it could have gone very wrong. First and foremost was the question of transportation. Two days before the excursion, I got an email that said transportation was just a request and not guaranteed. Perhaps I missed that in the advertising, but I had checked it pretty carefully. Suddenly it seemed like there was a chance I might have to pay a ton extra to get us over there. I had quite a few messages out to the company, and they weren’t returning any of them. That was unsettling to say the least. At last they did message us to confirm transportation would be happening. It cost $75 total (round trip), which wasn’t terrible. However, I did see some reviews of the company by people who hadn’t gotten transportation on their trip, and they were very justifiably upset. I would approach that with caution.
That said, the trip itself was fantastic. The boat was big enough for our group of around 25. It was about a half hour ride out to the beach, which was empty except for us, and very picturesque. We were, indeed, provided with snorkeling gear, though the “instruction” was basically, “Make sure it works. If you have any questions, ask us.” On the other hand, I had worried that I wouldn’t be able to see anything if my glasses didn’t fit in the gear. Spoiler alert: glasses will never fit in the gear. They interfere with the seal. By a huge stroke of luck, the company had one pair of goggles with prescription lenses, and those lenses happened to work perfectly for me. However, if I were to do this again, I would likely get my own goggles ahead of time and bring those. Or wear contacts.
The snacks they made us were much more like “lunch” than a simple snack. Nothing extravagant, but good wraps (veggie options were available) and fruit and soda and nuts. We ate after the beach, then headed to the snorkeling area. It wasn’t what I had expected, though I’ve only been snorkeling one time before: in the Red Sea right by a coral reef. This wasn’t like that. The creatures we were looking at were spread out below us about 20 feet, but there were a lot of them. I saw multiple sea turtles, sting rays, tons of fish, and even a shark that was about 5 feet long. (I heard after the fact that seeing a shark there is rare. The dive guides certainly seemed excited about it at the time.)
One thing I wasn’t a huge fan of was that we were all basically going everywhere in a big clumped group. I would have liked to have been more on our own, or better spread out. If I were to do it again, I think I would stay more away from the clump. That said, I was also struggling with my mask. I was getting a bunch of water up my nose, which made it so I had to keep pausing to adjust it every few minutes. After I got back to the hotel, I searched the problem some and discovered that it was happening because of my beard. (Hard to get a good seal with a beard.) Easy to overcome–you just breathe out through your nose instead of your mouth when you want to clear the mask of any bits of water. (That tidbit of information would have been nice for our “dive instructors” to tell me about . . .)
So. All told, it was gorgeous, and fun, and it all worked out, but next time I go, I know more about how to handle things and what to expect. As always, if you have any questions, just ask.
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May 21, 2021
Puerto Rico: Bioluminescent Bay

The promotions I saw for the bioluminescent bay tours seemed just too cool to be true. There are 5 of these in the world (3 of them are in Puerto Rico). Bays were algae live that glow when they get moved. So as you paddle through them at night, the water glows. I’m a sucker for anything glow in the dark, so how could I resist? There was a paired tour (rainforest in the morning, bio bay at night) that offered a discount, so I was sold. The rainforest (as I mentioned a couple of days ago) was incredible. Could the bioluminescence seal the deal?
Because we were going right after the rainforest, we took the first of the two tours the group offers. (They do one around 6:30 and one around 8:30.) I had thought at first that would be way too soon for it to be dark enough, but the sun set around 6:45 each day, and it was usually plenty dark by 7 or so. We left from a spot near Fajardo. (The specific bay we’d be exploring is called Laguna Grande.) To get to it, you paddle about a mile through a mangrove forest. We’d arrive on the bay in time for sunset, hang out until it was dark, and then see the cool glowing things and paddle back.
What could go wrong?
Well, actually . . . To start, we were in a group of about 20 kayaks (with 2 people per kayak). Many of these people had never kayaked before, and they were given about 10 minutes of instruction heading into the trek. Then we were told to kayak in single file. Seems easy enough on the open ocean, the channel through the mangrove forest was anything but straight. It twisted and turned like a snake. and there were roots jutting out all over the place to catch your oars (or your eyes, if you were unlucky). And we weren’t the only group of 20 out there. I saw around 4 other groups making their way through. They try to schedule it so that there aren’t too many people in the channel at once, but that doesn’t work all that well.
It’s not like Denisa and I are kayaking pros, but things got even worse with people ramming into us from behind, or suddenly stopping in front of us. And did I mention there were mosquitoes? Soooooo many mosquitoes. They only came out for dusk, so we just had them on the paddle out, but I probably got 40 bites in about 20 minutes, and that was with me already having put on a fair bit of bug spray.
But we persisted. We got through the channel, and we made it to the bay. Sure, we were scratchier than we’d been at the start of the trip, but we were ready for the glowing!
Sunset was beautiful. Denisa and I paddled around some, and darkness fell quite quickly. The tour guides had us all come together again once it was dark enough, and they told us to each look over a different side of the kayak (so the kayak wouldn’t flip) and move around the water to see the awesome. Honestly, it looked like the water was a bit whiter than usual, but no whiter than air bubbles would have made it. I was very underwhelmed. Undeterred, our guides had us take out tarps they’d put on each kayak. We unrolled them and put them over us, blocking out all light. Once we had done that, we could scoop the water from the bay into our kayaks, and it looked like tiny glowing specks were coming aboard. They were fairly bright, and off white, and there were around 20 per handful of water.
Was it cool? Well, yes. But I was in a row of 20 other kayaks, totally covered by a tarp (and 40 bug bites), trying to maneuver my hand into the water so that I could see the little glowing things. It wasn’t quite what I’d gone in expecting. (I talked to the guides later, and they said it’s really hit or miss with the bioluminescence. It all depends on the ambient light, the temperature of the water, the weather, the time of year, and more. So many factors, it’s impossible to say for sure what the experience each night would be.)
And then we had the opportunity to paddle back through the channel, this time with other groups coming in the opposite direction, and it was almost pitch black, and we had no flashlights. We were also now paddling against the tide.
So. Would I do this again? Definitely not with kids. I think MC would have gone crazy, and trying to steer us and the kids would have been a real challenge. If I did do it again, I would do the later tour. For one thing, I think it would be even darker, which would help. I would also avoid the bugs that came out at dusk. But before I wanted to do it again, I’d want a better idea just how often the experience really is as advertised. Maybe I got unlucky. Or maybe it’s a case of overselling and underdelivering. I would be willing to go with a smaller group in the middle of the night, if that would make for a better, less crowded experience. The large tour group, in this case, drove me batty.
Anyone else out there done this and had a better experience? I’d love to get some more data points.
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May 20, 2021
It’s Not You, Malazan Book of the Fallen. It’s Me

I’m a completionist at heart. I like finishing what I started, though over the years I’ve been able to wean myself away from the innate need to finish any book I start reading. I also don’t generally write reviews of books that I didn’t like, simply as a professional courtesy to other authors. But here’s the thing: I liked book 8 of the Malazan Book of the Fallen series (Toll the Hounds). Steven Erikson does a tremendous job of making epic fantasy really feel epic. When the book is clicking, it’s really riveting stuff. I care about the characters, I’m in suspense about what’s going to happen next. It’s heady stuff. There were scenes in the book that were fantastic.
And yet I gave the book a 7/10, and I made the decision to not continue with books 9 and 10 to finish the series.
I’m 80% of the way through the books, and I’m stopping? What the what?
The problem is that I just don’t get what’s going on for long swathes of the series. When we talk about epic fantasy, we talk about steep learning curves. The amount of time and attention you have to devote to the book to be able to really understand what’s happening. In fantasy, anything is possible, so it takes some time before you can understand the way a world works. What the rules are of that world. It’s a price I’m willing to pay, typically because the pay off is really good. I think of Neal Stephenson’s books. Anathem was totally confusing and bewildering, until suddenly I got it, and then I devoured the rest.
In earlier books in the Malazan series, I felt that same experience. At some point, the story would crystallize, and I’d be off and running. But the longer I read the series, the more I began to feel like I wasn’t up to the task anymore. I would find myself pausing reading to go look up the Malazan wiki to see just who it was who I was reading about at the moment. I couldn’t remember plot lines. Couldn’t keep track of character arcs.
It was like I was watching a movie through a bad internet connection, and so I kept missing huge chunks of what was going on, and I just ended up bewildered. And the further I went into the series, the more severe this became. New characters were introduced to the point that it felt kind of like I was staring at a Where’s Waldo page, except I knew if I were smart enough, then I’d be able to remember what everyone on that page was doing other than Waldo, and I’d really care about it.
In the end, I just can’t keep it up. Yes, I’m two books away from the finish line. I had thought if I read the series in one big go, then it would all make sense. I thought wrong. And I’ve resigned myself to that. There was a time in my life where that sort of book was just what I was looking for. That time in my life isn’t now. It’s not because the books are bad. It’s because they don’t work for me, even if I wish they did.
If anyone ever asks me for a recommendation for a really epic fantasy, Malazan will be right at the top of my list. But it’ll come with a disclaimer. An acknowledgement that the series was beyond me personally, though I really enjoyed pieces of it. That might sound like faint praise, and it’s certainly conflicted, but it’s not every day you come across a series you both love and yet also realize isn’t quite for you.
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May 19, 2021
Puerto Rico: The Rain Forest

Hands down, the highlight of our trip to Puerto Rico was our tour of El Yunque, the only tropical rain forest in the US national forest system. When I’d first thought of going down to PR, seeing the rain forest was high on my To Do list, but I sort of just assumed I’d do it like I’ve done other national parks. Drive in, check out a visitor’s center, and maybe do a hike somewhere or something. Once we had ditched the “rent a car” idea, driving anywhere was out of the question. (Well, I suppose we could have taken an Uber, but I didn’t want to.)
Thankfully, there are a number of tour companies in the San Juan area that will pick you up from your hotel in the city and drive you out to wherever it is they’re going. We settled on Island Journeys, and we were very happy with them. They swung by our hotel at 9:30am to pick us up in what was basically a mini-bus. There were about 20 other people on the bus, so I was very glad I was vaccinated. (They asked people to keep their masks on for the whole ride. The way there, that wasn’t a problem. The way back . . . people became much more lax with their masks. That was something I saw a lot of on the trip. Once wearing a mask became less than comfortable, people became much less likely to wear one. Surprise surprise.)
We first stopped at a small fruit stand about a half hour outside San Juan. There, our guides bought some fruit for later, and Denisa and I each bought a fruit smoothie. It was basically fruit and ice and nothing else. I had pineapple, and Denisa had mango. They were delicious.
I followed along on Google Maps to see where exactly we were going. El Yunque is a large forest, after all. We ended up not going to the north entrance as I had sort of assumed we would. Instead, we drove around to the southeast corner, where the bus took back roads and ended up going into someone’s private property that adjoined with the rain forest. Seems like the owner has a deal worked out with tour groups to let them park there and hike in. We probably saw 4-5 other 20 person groups through the course of our tour. (Generally speaking, I’m not a fan of tour groups. Especially not in nature. But for this, where we were doing something totally foreign to me, I ended up not minding so much.)
They had told us going into things not to wear sandals. I had to choose between either wearing my sneakers or ignoring their advice and wearing my Columbia sandals. Since they also said we would be getting totally wet, I ended up going with the sandals, since the thought of having drenched sneakers for the rest of the trip was less than appealing. In hindsight, I 100% made the right decision. The path wasn’t just wet. It was muddy. Soooo muddy. My sneakers would have been ruined by the end of the hike. True, there were rocks and roots and whatnot, but nothing my sandals couldn’t handle. Flip flops would have been a big mistake, but athletic sandals were totally fine.
Heading into the hike, we’d read warnings from the guide group that it would be very strenuous, and that we had to be in excellent physical condition. I’m not completely out of shape, but “excellent physical condition” seemed like it might be a stretch for me. I needn’t have worried. The hike itself was slippery in spots, and steep in spots, but I never was out of breath, I don’t know how far we hiked. A mile or two at most would be my guess, round trip. I had gone expecting tons of bugs, but I actually didn’t see a bug the whole time. Apparently the area we were in gets frequent flash floods, and those floods complete wipe out any mosquito population before they can get a toehold.
We hiked into an area with a small river running down the middle of a gorge. Huge tropical plants and jungle walls on both sides. Multiple waterfalls and cliffs. It looked just like you’d imagine it. (I don’t have any pictures yet. The company took some, but I haven’t gotten them, and I didn’t bring my phone, because they weren’t kidding when you said you’d get completely wet.) We went down two different natural water slides, and we jumped off a 10-15 foot cliff. (There was a 30 foot cliff we decided not to jump off from. Because I’m a chicken, I guess. Some people jumped off it three times. They seemed to be having fun.)
They served us the fruit they’d bought in the morning, and it was fantastic. The weather was breezy (something it seemed like was a perpetual state in PR. The temperatures were in the high 80s, and it was tropical, but with the constant wind, it really didn’t matter.) Just a great expedition from start to finish.
Would I do it again? I’m not sure, now that I’ve done it once. I would want to check into other places in the rain forest to see if I might go check out some other parts of it. That said, if it’s your first time, I would 100% recommend it. And who knows? After doing research, I might decide a repeat trip is just the ticket. It really was a wonderful time.
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May 18, 2021
Puerto Rico: Figuring Out San Juan

Not having the chance to blog while I was away on vacation, I’m going to try to post some entries about the different parts of our trip, on the off chance that it’ll help someone later, or at least be interesting to read, should you want to think about things other than the same old same old. First up? The city itself. We picked Puerto Rico because we hoped it would feel international, without actually having to be international. We were definitely not disappointed.
San Juan is the main city of the island. It actually has almost 2.5 million people in it, so you shouldn’t go thinking you’re going to be tucked away in some small backwater. That said, there definitely seemed to be a tourist part of the city and an “everywhere else” part of it. We spent all our time in the city right along the coast, bouncing between the hotel areas and Old San Juan, which is right at the point of the city. I only saw the rest of the city from the plane as we were flying over, so I don’t really have anything to contribute when it comes to that part.
Old San Juan is great, but quite small. It’s filled with touristy shops and restaurants, though it does have a couple of things worth checking out. There are two old forts that are very cool, and it’s got the San Juan Bautista, the second oldest church in the western hemisphere. (Also the burial site of Ponce De Leon, who served as governor of the city.) That said, the church is quite simple, so don’t go expecting anything like the cathedrals you’ll find in Europe. There’s also no real central square or plaza to check out. The old city is more an area of twisting streets with a small public area here and there. (Though cool side note: it uses this blue-grey stone for its cobblestones everywhere. The stone isn’t native to the island. It was brought over to San Juan as ballast by the Spanish trading ships, so they were properly weighted for the voyage to the island. On their voyage home, they’d be loaded down with all the goods they were bringing back from the new world. The people in San Juan had all this rock, so they needed to use it for something . . . )
All told, we went into Old San Juan twice, but the second trip was fairly redundant. (We hadn’t found any good souvenirs for the kids, so we had to trek back in to get them something. In hindsight, we should have bought them on our first trip in on the first day.) I’d say you could plan for an afternoon to see Old San Juan. If I were to do it again, I would probably time the trip to get there in the afternoon, so I could be there for the day, and then see what it looked like at night, but I like seeing cities at night.
I was surprised by how few people were in the Old City. Most of the places we went outside of the city were booked weeks in advance, so I was expecting mobs. There were anything but. Also, I was impressed by the extent all the stores went to for COVID safety measures. You had to take your temperature everywhere, and you had to disinfect your hands each time you entered a store. Masking was very well enforced in the old city.
We had debated getting a car for the trip, but after talking to some friends, we decided against it. A car was going to be expensive ($500 or more for the 6 days we’d be there, and we’d have to pay for parking at the hotel as well). Instead, we took Ubers around the city, which were relatively easy to get (as long as you were in the more populated areas), and typically not too expensive. (Though that changed wildly depending on the time. A 10 minute trip from our hotel to the Old City ranged from $12 to $40. Thankfully, we were able to avoid the $40 times.) To see places outside of the city, we booked tours that included transportation from San Juan. (More on those in a later post.) I’m very glad we didn’t get a car. Maybe on a later trip, if I wanted to check out other places on the island, but for this, it would’ve been a waste.
As far as places to stay, we were constrained somewhat by wanting to use up Marriott nights that would expire in August. We settled on the Courtyard Isla Verde Resort, a place right on the beach that qualified for the free nights. (Though we had to pay $25/night in resort fees. These covered free waters each night, boogie boards, towels, beach chairs, etc.) It was a good resort. Its place on the beach was perfect, and the beach was practically empty the entire time. A few drawbacks: it’s right by the airport, so you’d hear the planes taking off. It’s also an older hotel, so it felt well-used. Restaurant options in the hotel weren’t great, but I attribute a lot of that to COVID. There were some decent places to eat within walking distance.
The other potential downside was that it was quite far from the rest of the Old City. There were many more hotels closer, but other than the more expensive Uber ride, I wasn’t sorry we weren’t down there. Those areas were very dominated by hotels. The one time Denisa and I were there and looking for a place to eat, it was hard to find a lot of options that weren’t in a lobby.
All told, we were happy with where we stayed. The price was great, and it all worked out well. My only real regret is that we didn’t give ourselves enough time to enjoy that beautiful beach. We swam there once, and walked along it twice, and that was it. (Not that we weren’t in the water elsewhere, but still . . . Though then again, what do people actually do when they’re just sitting at the beach? I don’t think I would have liked to be there *too* much more, but another afternoon or a morning would have been nice.)
Oh–one last note. We didn’t get an all-inclusive hotel, and that was on purpose. I wanted to get away from the hotel and do things elsewhere, and I didn’t want to feel like I needed to eat at the hotel all the time to get my money’s worth. If we’d gotten one, I think that would have been my natural inclination. I don’t regret the decision, but then again, I still haven’t stayed at an all-inclusive resort, so maybe I don’t know what I’m missing . . .
That’s it for today’s entry. More to come later!
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May 17, 2021
On Ending the Mask Mandates

Man. I leave the mainland for a few days, and everything changes while I’m gone. What’s up with that, America?
Before I left on my vacation, I probably would have had many more issues with the speed of this mask mandate change. Now that I’ve been 6 days among the general population, however? I don’t have nearly as big of an issue with it.
Here’s the thing: from what I’ve now seen, I believe masking has largely been an exercise in health theatrics. Don’t get me wrong. I believe they were (and are) necessary for those people who aren’t vaccinated, and I believe they work, and I believe people who aren’t vaccinated should continue to wear them. (This includes both Daniela and MC, since neither one is vaccinated yet.) However, I also believe the evidence the CDC based its change on is as clear as it’s going to get for now. Vaccinated people don’t need to wear masks.
I know the question that’s going to follow: “But what about all the unvaccinated who are just going to lie and say they’re vaccinated so they don’t have to wear a mask?” Except those people haven’t really been masking anyway, folks. While I was away on vacation, I saw so many different approaches to mask wearing. You’ve got the nosers, who just tuck it under the nose. You’ve got the Abraham Lincolners, who treat it like some sort of chin strap. You’ve got the handers, who keep it in their hands. And you’ve got a lot of people who adjust it so that it’s just close enough to look like it’s on their nose, without actually having it on their nose. (Seriously. I watched older men on two separate occasions fuss with their masks for a long time to just them just right. As in “just right below their nose, where they won’t do nearly as much good.”)
It was one thing to come across these types in Walmart or out and about, but when I was on vacation, I saw so many, it was all much easier to recognize. And having a mask in the general vicinity of your face instead of actually on your face is a huge difference. If nothing else, changing this mandate will make it less likely that people will yell at each other over the issue, or worse.
What will I personally do? I’ll do whatever I’m asked to do. If I’m out and about outside, I won’t wear a mask, I don’t think. There’s just no evidence to say it’s necessary. If I want to go into a store that has a sign that says “Please wear a mask,” then I’ll put a mask on. It’s not difficult. If I’m visiting a friend and they want me to have a mask on, I’ll put one on. That’s just being courteous. If a friend visits me and they’ve been vaccinated? No mask needed!
It does get trickier for my two daughters who haven’t been vaccinated yet. True, COVID is generally less dangerous to them than regular influenza, but there are some fringe cases where they can get long COVID or MIS-C. So I’ll be having my girls mask up when they’re inside with other people, and I’ll think twice before I have them go someplace inside as well. Not necessarily because I’m terrified they’ll get COVID, but more that I want to do what we can to continue slowing the spread of the disease. Kids get COVID and give it to others. Like, for example, those unvaccinated people who think it’s a hoax and lie about being vaccinated so that they don’t have to wear a mask. I might think those people are behaving foolishly, but I still don’t want them to get sick.
It’s called “being kind and considerate,” and it’s something I’ve been trying to be more of, even during the pandemic. I highly recommend it.
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