Natasha House's Blog - Posts Tagged "funny"

So, I have what I call, "author brain". Where I just randomly think of something for my book and blurt it out loud. I'll look around me and get this sheepish grin on my face when I realized I just said whatever it was out loud. I'm sorry. It happens. I also do this thing where I repeat. I'm sorry if I tell you the same thing 14 times. I have author brain. When an author gets all geeked about their story, they tend to go into this world where everyone wants to hear about there book. (Even if people don't) Just humor us! We have about a million people running through our head aching to be written down. Again, I apologize for breaking out in the hamster dance from time to time.

So, I work in retail. Yay for me right? As an Indie author it's rough. I get up, drag myself out of bed, brew some coffee, throw on enough makeup to not look like Frankenstein,


and sit at my computer. For like 30 minutes tops.

This about sums up my writing at 6am in the morning
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I've had people ask me how I'm so motivated, how can I produce a book so fast? Well, when you work in retail this sums up your mood 99% of the time.
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My dream is to quit my retail job, stop stocking shelves, and write a billion books.

Pretty sure I'm not the only one.