Richard McGowan's Blog: Smashed-Rat-On-Press - Posts Tagged "palatial"

Every year on April 1, Smashed-Rat-on-Press tries to come up with some fabulous sale to tickle everyone's fancy and make our mark on "literature". Usually, we fail. This year, however, we have a sure-fire plan for world domination. We're giving away a crisp $20 bill with each paperback purchase. All you need to do is come to the head office in Santa Banana, buy a book at the regular low-low retail price, and we'll hand you $20 on the spot. Use the $20 to buy another, and you could be rolling in dough by day's end.