Richard McGowan's Blog: Smashed-Rat-On-Press - Posts Tagged "nodding"

Hurry hurry, step right up, Ladies, Gentlemen, and Aliens of all persuasions now ringing the planet in low-orbiting saucers!

The first big news of the day is that SROP has signed up with Payhip.com for payment processing through Paypal with instant delivery of e-books. This means you can now obtain some SROP e-books in "instant gratification" mode. No longer will you have to wait while a shady mule schleps these e-books back from some podunk star behind Antares in its hand luggage. You can now get them instantly; at least the first few of our so-called "most popular" items that we have uploaded to Payhip. (If there's an item from our catalog that you've been itching to buy but it's been too inaccessible, and you don't see it up there yet, just let us know.)

The second big news is... This Wednesday, April 2, 2014, Three Maidens in the Dark is slated for official release. That is the long-awaited third volume in Kajolium Broadwick's magnificent Embargoed Earth series.

To celebrate the conjunction of these two events, SROP is offering fifty percent off the first two volumes, The Santa Banana Double Love Suicides and Ice Skating in Hell with Molls. (The coupon codes are respectively LWDPOYR22N and YG7O8MOOTA, and they expire on April 3.) You can find information about these books in our catalog, and even read previews of the paperback versions on Lulu.com. (And if you follow the bread-crumbs, you could even get them for less, but we're tired of pointing that out.)

You won't want to miss this opportunity to stock up on Broadwick titles. It could be the last ever shipment of ultra-cheap e-books from the University Press of Brnzklug Bafnerpolg. We do expect to sell out, so please do your shopping early.

By purchasing now, you'll put yourself in the perfect position to also obtain, and perhaps even appreciate, the two Ginger Amelia Sprockette books when they're released later this spring.

P.S. Nobody who already read this will come back to discover this edit. Psst! The book was actually "published"—made available for public sale through the catalog—early on the evening of April First, about 7 hours early. Heh heh.