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Mass for the Huddled
Hear ye, Hear ye! Today, Sunday the 13th day of the month of Lockdown in the Year One of Our Virile Corona, at 13:13 o'clock, the reverend Ently Beardmoss, Third Church of the Furry Vagrant, Santa Banana, will perform a hastily concocted musical Neo-Gregorian Punk-Chant Mass (in Latin) for the millions of huddled masses cowering in their homes, and the thousands of unwilling passengers stuck perilously in their cruise ships at sea. We are not kidding.
Joining "the Rev" will be musical guests Seismic Sisters in Cryme, suitably attired in hazmat suits. The church's aging Silvertone amplification system being what it is, and in consideration of the ongoing statewide lockdown, virtual participants are urged to tune their hand-cranked emergency shortwave radios to 13.13 MHz if they wish to partake in the live performance.
Prayer Tweets are being accepted throughout the day. Just whistle toward @TheRodentAtSROP. Today's collected tweets will be personally ignited on the beach by Sanguinity Hematode, who loves a good blaze, and sent skyward via helium balloon at 23:59:59, just before the day ends locally. The glorious event will be live-streamed by Mantissa Etherbright on Instagram TV.
Don't forget to check the annual SROP calendar, if you can find it, for more unbelievable events throughout the year.
As always, SROP is still offering free e-books for those in need, daily or otherwise. Merely follow the trail of bread-crumbs.
Joining "the Rev" will be musical guests Seismic Sisters in Cryme, suitably attired in hazmat suits. The church's aging Silvertone amplification system being what it is, and in consideration of the ongoing statewide lockdown, virtual participants are urged to tune their hand-cranked emergency shortwave radios to 13.13 MHz if they wish to partake in the live performance.
Prayer Tweets are being accepted throughout the day. Just whistle toward @TheRodentAtSROP. Today's collected tweets will be personally ignited on the beach by Sanguinity Hematode, who loves a good blaze, and sent skyward via helium balloon at 23:59:59, just before the day ends locally. The glorious event will be live-streamed by Mantissa Etherbright on Instagram TV.
Don't forget to check the annual SROP calendar, if you can find it, for more unbelievable events throughout the year.
As always, SROP is still offering free e-books for those in need, daily or otherwise. Merely follow the trail of bread-crumbs.
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