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Relax, Lasses and Laddies, It's Pi Day: All You Need is Fun
In the what if? role-playing department for today we have the hypothetical question: What would a SROP literary magazine actually look like? Here's a quick mock-up...
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It's definitely not going to happen, but sometimes it's fun to get out the big red pen and the fat cigar; pour myself a stiff three fingers of my favorite single Islay malt; and play Curmudgeonly Editor for a day...
Mwahaha! Thunk! Thunk! Take that you inferior little authorial wannabes. Rip! Shred! Gouge! Here have a rejection slip! I've got ten thousand of them in the back room for pipsqueaks like you! Oh, wait! My Gawd, Madge, is that perhaps an unknown Cheesefield I see lurking in that pile!? Oooh, bring it on, baby! Make my day! We'll set it to music by John Cage.
And remember...
If everything made sense, we wouldn't need surrealism to explain it.
— Richard McGowan
(Please click through to get the full effect.)
It's definitely not going to happen, but sometimes it's fun to get out the big red pen and the fat cigar; pour myself a stiff three fingers of my favorite single Islay malt; and play Curmudgeonly Editor for a day...
Mwahaha! Thunk! Thunk! Take that you inferior little authorial wannabes. Rip! Shred! Gouge! Here have a rejection slip! I've got ten thousand of them in the back room for pipsqueaks like you! Oh, wait! My Gawd, Madge, is that perhaps an unknown Cheesefield I see lurking in that pile!? Oooh, bring it on, baby! Make my day! We'll set it to music by John Cage.
And remember...
If everything made sense, we wouldn't need surrealism to explain it.
— Richard McGowan
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The main purpose of this blog is to announce occasional additions and changes to the SROP catalog or the site. And it doubles as a soap-box from which to gesticulate and babble...
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