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May 3, 2013
Wind in White Birch - Issue # 18

It`s time once again for another issue in my free contemporary romance Wind in White Birch.
I hope you`re enjoying reading this romance as much as I`m enjoying writing it for you.
Storytime Trysts
Published on May 03, 2013 21:00
April 29, 2013
Tuesday Tales - Yellow
Hello! It`s time for Tuesday Tales again. This week I`ll be sharing an excerpt from my WIP (Work In Progress) Pink Pucks and Power Plays, an M/F romantic-comedy, starring my sassy curvaceous society page reporter, Viviana Land, and defenseman for the Philadelphia Wildcats professional hockey team, Alain Lessard.
In today`s excerpt, Viviana reveals to her EIC and the Green Hill Gazette staff that she has met the reclusive Alain Lessard. There is adult language in this excerpt so those who may be offended you have been warned.
This week our word prompt is ‘Yellow’. Since this is a rough draft there may be some mistakes. I do apologize for any boo-boo you may find.
Please do check out the other wonderful writers after you`re done reading by clicking on the Tuesday Tales link at the bottom. Thanks for stopping in!

“So like, what did you do this weekend?” Liz asked, taking a sip of coffee and leaving that miserable black lipstick stain on the mug. I tried to smile but I`m sure it was a grimace.
“Oh the same old,” I waved my hand around airily, trying to overhear what Frank Bowers, the editor in chief, was saying to whoever he was talking to on the phone. Oscar`s flippant comments made eavesdropping difficult. I crossed one leg over the other, leaned towards our staff photographer, and pretended to pluck a thread from my thistle-colored skirt. “I went to the Botanical Society Spring Fling as you saw in yesterdays Life section. “
“Sounds like fun,” Elizabeth moaned into her mug.
“It was tripe,” I said, pushing against Oscar so he would lean back slightly. “Then I took my sister`s daughter and part of her scout troop for a nightmarish ride through the country. We ended up breaking down and having to walk for miles to get to this frumpy little ice rink.” I stopped nudging Oscar in his side when that playful smile of Alain Lessard`s appeared in my mind’s eye. “I did meet the most adorable man there though. His name is Alain Lessard and . . .”
All talk stopped instantly. Even Oscar turned to look at me. I looked from one stunned face to the other.
“Did I say something offensive?” I asked. Oscar squealed when Frank shoved the photographer`s rolling chair out of the way and zoomed across the empty space in his own wheeled office seat. Bert Anderson was choking on his coffee. No one was slapping his back. I drew back from Frank`s wide grey gaze. Our head honcho was a living testament to stress-related hair loss and dyspepsia. Frank was built like Lou Grant, talked like a toad with terminal laryngitis, and always seemed to be one upset away from a stroke.
“Did you just say you met Alain Lessard?” Frank croaked. I nodded, noting the droplets of sweat on his very high brow. Frank threw a look at Bert, who had stopped hacking although his pale skin was still blotchy. Elizabeth was trying to pat down Bert`s rumpled brown hair with a wet finger but he kept swatting the tomb dweller`s hand away. His comb-over looked out of place. “Did you hear that, Bert? The fucking society page broad scoops you with Lessard!”
“If I can interject,” I cut in snappily, “I am not a broad, I did not ‘scoop’ Bert, and I wish you would stop blustering in my face!” I reached out to shove my editor back a bit but his chair stayed firmly planted. Oscar came wheeling back up on my right mumbling angrily.
“How the hell did you get into see Lessard? I`ve been trying to grab a minute with him ever since he announced he`d be staying in state after the playoff`s to volunteer as a coach. Shit, I even tried tailing him in the grocery store! That fucking bulldog assistant or whatever the hell Bonbano is keeps Lessard so far from the press you`d think the kid was a gilded pussy with no chastity belt in sight!” Even the Goth queen gasped at Bert`s crudity.
“I am taking offense to all of this!” I snapped and shot to my feet. “Can we please speak as if this were not a locker room?!” I railed.
“You tell them honey,” Oscar piped up while adjusting the raspberry beret perched atop his shimmering head.
“Land`s right, we can`t talk about pussy in front of the girls and Oscar,” Frank said, leaning back in his chair to cross his arms over his rather large Scotch belly. My eyes rolled to the ceiling. Oscar snorted in merriment. “Can you get back in to talk to Lessard?” my editor asked as I sat back down primly. I glanced at Bert. He looked ready to pop a tart and not the hussy women sort either.
“I`m afraid I don`t know what all the commotion is about,” I admitted, tugging my grey scoop-necked tank down to cover the waist band of my purple skirt. Every eye in the staff room widened aside from mine.
“Land, don`t you ever read the sports section?” Bert asked, tugging his previously nicely knotted blue tie with a yellow and red buffalo from his ironed collar. Bert only wore officially licensed sports ties.
“Do you ever read the society section?” I fired across the round table. Bert rolled a lip.
“Look, Land,” Frank spoke up gruffly, “Alain Lessard is notorious for staying away from the media. He hates the press with a passion.”
“Can you blame him?” Elizabeth interjected her voice small and timid as a wee mouse amid a room filled with howling cats. “When his parents were killed in that plane crash last year the media crush was terrible,” she explained to me, her dark brown eyes hooded and filled with melancholy. “They were flying down from Quebec to watch their only son playing in the championship series,” she told the only one here not up on the happenings of the jock strap set. “The fire was barely out and the news crews were digging through the smoking bits of that Cessna just like dogs looking for carrion on some Roman battle field of yore,” she sighed and swept her jet-black hair from an ashen cheek. “Alain was crushed and revolted at how the tragedy was handled by the press corp. I mean, who goes to a plane crash site in hopes of finding some sort of memento a mother was taking to her son? It`s just beyond sick,” the frail young woman hissed then withdrew into herself once more.
I looked at my boss. He blinked at me.
“So, can you get back in touch with Lessard? I`ll give you a front page sports run if you can bring me something hot about the pup.”
Copyright ©by V.L. Locey
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See you next week for from Viviana and Alain!
Published on April 29, 2013 20:00
April 26, 2013
Wind in White Birch # 17

It`s time once again for another issue in my free contemporary romance Wind in White Birch.
I hope you`re enjoying reading this romance as much as I`m enjoying writing it for you.
Storytime Trysts
Published on April 26, 2013 21:00
April 24, 2013
Of Heroes & Hay Bales Excerpt!

Since the second book in my Gods & Goats series released a few weeks ago, I thought it would be spiffy to share an excerpt! Of Heroes & Hay Bales continues the story of our lovely widowed maker of goat milk soap Libby Simons, and her leading man, the eternally handsome and hunky Ares, Greek god of war and manly courage.
Ares and Libby are caught up in a battle against the god of the dead, Hades, and are valiantly trying to save the world and the Greek pantheon. Not an easy task while you try to hide the fact that gods do exist from your rural neighbors and friends!
In this excerpt Libby and Ares are having a romantic moment beside a lake on a lovely 4th of July evening, when suddenly . . .well, I`ll let you read what happens.
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I scowled and crossed my arms over my breasts petulantly. Fifteen minutes passed as Ares and the mayor talked. When I could jerk the jerk from the conversation, I did so. I stomped along the small path leading away from the hundreds of nosy campers and politicians.
“Why are you so belligerent of a sudden?” the man behind me asked. I let the pine bough I was holding snap back and smiled devilishly when I heard it impact his face. My caboose stopped so quickly I thought my arm might dislocate. I was tugged back, spun around and enveloped in a pair of arms that felt like steel bands. “Speak to me of what ails you, Bunting. Has your monthly female course come upon you?”
“Why is it that men always think that when a woman`s mad it`s because of her friend?” I snapped upward. It was hard to make out his face in the dark but his massive shoulders rose and fell, the motion lifting my arms up and down as he held me.
“I did not ask if Lora-Mae were upsetting you. I asked if `twas your menses that has you in such a foul mood.”
My mouth opened. Then closed silently. A smile replaced the frown I had been wearing. I shook my head and rose up to my toes, snaking my arms free so I could run my fingers over his beard.
“No, it`s not my menses that has me so riled. I haven`t gotten it yet,” I whispered, moving my hands to the back of his block head. I tugged and he lowered his forehead to mine. Wood-smoke from the many campsites blew across us, as did the wet, earthy smell of Lake Ironbottom. “I just want a little time with you alone.”
“Ah,” he replied. “Aye, I too would like some time alone with you. I still carry the passion of this morning.”
When his pelvis crushed against mine I could feel he was still carrying passion. I wet my lips.
“Let`s get a little further from the campers, shall we?”

He was all up for that. And a few other things as well. Off we went, skipping through Penn`s Woods like a couple of nymphs, until all we could hear was the sound of bullfrogs and the first set of fireworks whizzing into the night sky. I squinted and peered through the thick copse beside the lake. Only a few fires could be seen. Then I turned and launched myself at Ares. His mouth came down over mine roughly. It didn`t take long for us to get into a froth.
I was now hanging from him, my head back and my left leg riding up his side. His teeth and tongue were moving up and down my neck. I watched an explosion of red and green illuminate the sky. I made a sound of appreciation but rest assured, it wasn`t because of the gunpowder light show overhead. My sandal slid from my foot when Ares grabbed my thigh and hiked my leg higher on his side. Something then hit Ares in the back with so much force the man flew forward. I was summarily dropped and landed on my ass.
I heard the war god collide with a tree and his breath rush from him. I got to my feet right before whatever the hell it was backhanded me into the lake. I came up sputtering and madder than a wet goatherder, trying to catch the breath that had been knocked out of me. Another volley of sound and light erupted and I caught a glimpse of what Ares was now wrestling with on the shore. For most normal caprine raisers, the sight of a winged person/deity/monster with three human bodies from the waist up, all clad in silver armor might put you off your oatmeal. I, it is well known, am not normal.
All I felt was anger for having what was promising to be one hell of a tumble beside the lake interrupted. That and some deep pain across my chest. Whatever the hell that creature was, and I had a damned good notion hell was the right word to use; it was giving Ares all he could handle and then some. The fireworks fizzled out. Darkness engulfed the lake once more.
I pushed from the warm water, my curls hanging down over my face and my pretty striped dress stuck to me. The two behemoths were in full battle mode. The sound of their fists meeting each other’s flesh was chilling. As I slogged to the edge of the muddy shore, the sky lit up once again. Blue and red light fell over the combatants.
I saw dark leathery wings open up. My mind was working to place this hellion as a carp nibbled at my bare toes. I kicked at the bottom feeder. I was drawing a blank as to who it was Ares was getting all Hulk Hogan with. So I quit worrying about who it was and concentrated on helping my main god. Grunts and curses in Greek bounced off the lapping edge of the lake. I slipped and slewed across the clay mud, falling down a few times. The last time I went to my knees, my hand fell on a long piece of driftwood. I wrapped my fingers around it and crawled to the high grass edging the water.
“Ares, I need you to give me a shot!” I shouted, palming my soggy Louisville slugger like I was waiting for a curveball to come over home plate. For once, the man actually listened. Sort of. When he went flying through the woods I drew back and clobbered the beast across one of its heads. It turned. A parade of fireworks raced upwards. “How`d that feel?!” asked the Queen of Witty Repartee.
“You dare strike Geryon?” the head in the middle inquired. Its wings snapped in anger as it reached out for me. I ducked and swatted Geryon in the kneecap. He did not like that and his roar would have sent every camper nearby running in a fit of horror if the explosions over our heads hadn`t drowned it out. I stared up at the trio of male faces, each one bearded as most ancient warriors were. None of them looked happy. So I took the advantage and waffled the heck out of him again. Now that he had said his name, I knew who he was.
Supposedly this grandson of Medusa had some cattle he was quite fond of. Old Heracles came along, ready to kick ass and chew Bazooka for his tenth labor, and battled Geryon. Herc finally did him in with a very well placed arrow dipped in the venomous blood of the Learaean Hydra. Apparently the F.D.A. now has a cure for hydra venom shot into a forehead with Herculean strength. Or the ugly son-of-a-gun just healed as immortals do. Heck, maybe Hades played Marcus Welby M.D. just to send him up here to do…what, exactly? I had a sneaking suspicion I already knew.
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Published on April 24, 2013 21:00
April 23, 2013
Love Amid the Azalea - Issue #4

As a special spring treat, I`ll be sharing the last of my new M/M mini-series with my fans and friends today over at Storytime Trysts. I hope you enjoyed Love Amid the Azalea.
Storytime Trysts
Published on April 23, 2013 21:00
April 22, 2013
Tuesday Tales - Travel
Hello! It`s time for Tuesday Tales again. This week I`ll be sharing an excerpt from my WIP (Work In Progress) Pink Pucks and Power Plays, an M/F romantic-comedy, starring my sassy curvaceous society page reporter, Viviana Land, and defenseman for the Philadelphia Wildcats professional hockey team, Alain Lessard.
Today Viviana is chatting with her sister on the phone while soaking her feet in a foot bath. This scene takes place after the walk to the ice rink and meeting the oh-so handsome Alain.
This week our word prompt is ‘Travel’. Since this is a rough draft there may be some mistakes. I do apologize for any boo-boo you may find.
Please do check out the other wonderful writers after you`re done reading by clicking on the Tuesday Tales link at the bottom. Thanks for stopping in!
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A pair of headlights roamed through the vertical blinds on my sliding glass door. The beams rolled across the oils on my pristine walls then semi-darkness enveloped my home again. Probably the neighbors coming home after a long night of doing whatever it is they did. I didn`t keep up with them. They were young yuppie types that . . .
“Violet, is the term ‘Yuppie’ in use anymore?” I asked right in the middle of some lengthy explanation about Queen Bees being selective about projects and how the girls needed to learn erstwhile things that would further their understanding of blah, blah, and blah. “Is there really the word ‘erstwhile’ in this outmoded handbook of yours? Okay, fine! Land sakes, you don`t have to resort to name calling!” I sneered at my phone. “She is your daughter after all, I just don`t see what the problem is if they wish to not weave baskets and play hockey instead. Isn`t being athletic toted as commendable?”
I ran my left hand over my rather voluptuous curves. The satin of my robe slid sinfully over my hip. I closed my eyes and let my head rest on the sofa`s generously padded back. My sister`s droning voice faded off as an image of a young man with wavy black hair and blue/green eyes slammed into my mind. He was kneeling in front of me, his fingers sliding between my toes in lieu of bubbling hot gusts of water. He said nothing, just dropped kisses to my bare knees and massaged my feet.
“Do you like curvy women, Mister Lessard?” I whispered seductively, palming my aching breast.
“I love your body, Viviana. It is round and soft and white as virgin snow,” he crooned then ran his tongue over my kneecap, his wet palm now traveling sinfully up the back of my calf. A spasm washed over me. My phone bounced off the thick carpet and I sat up sharply with my hand still kneading my breast. I glanced down between my legs and mourned the fact that it had all been a lurid fantasy.
“Holy shit,” I panted, using my naughty hand to find my still bitching sister lying somewhere under the coffee table. My downstairs yuppie neighbor’s voices could just be heard struggling through my plush carpeting.
“Violet, you`re going to have to continue this later,” I said when I got the phone back to my ear. “Yes, you did choose me. If you don`t like the way I am being Queen Bee then I will gladly give that hideous costume back to you to – Hasty? Me? Perish the thought. Night, love,” I cooed then disconnected quickly. I gazed down at my puckered feet in the sauna. A tremble of wickedness ran through me.
Copyright ©by V.L. Locey
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Thanks for stopping in to visit! For more free reads by great authors follow the link back to the Tuesday Tales main blog.
Tuesday Tales
See you next week for from Viviana and Alain!
Published on April 22, 2013 20:00
April 19, 2013
Wind in White Birch - Issue # 16

It`s time once again for another issue in my free contemporary romance Wind in White Birch.
I hope you`re enjoying reading this romance as much as I`m enjoying writing it for you.
Storytime Trysts
Published on April 19, 2013 21:00
April 18, 2013
In Search of Ares - A Non-Traditional Review
Today you`re in for a treat! Michele Strangis Stefanides has gone in search of Ares, and takes you along for a tour of Libby`s farm! Many thanks for this wonderful non-traditional review Michele. ♥
Life is Short-Write It All Down
Published on April 18, 2013 08:32
In Search of Ares - A Non-Tradional Review
Today you`re in for a treat! Michele Strangis Stefanides has gone in search of Ares, and takes you along for a tour of Libby`s farm! Many thanks for this wonderful non-traditional review Michele. ♥
Life is Short-Write It All Down
Published on April 18, 2013 08:32
April 16, 2013
Love Amid the Azalea - Issue # 3

As a special spring treat, I`ll be sharing a new M/M mini-series with my fans and friends every Wednesday over at Storytime Trysts for a short time. I hope you enjoy Love Amid the Azalea.
Storytime Trysts
Published on April 16, 2013 21:00