Adam Chester's Blog, page 2
August 31, 2012
Aunt Bonnie, Uncle Michael, Alisa and Saul
Warnings. They’re as constant as the Four Seasons… Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall. Only in my mother’s world, they’re better known as- Aunt Bonnie, Uncle Michael, Alisa and Saul. Well, it rhymes, right? March 14, 1988 Saturday Dear Adam, Don’t tell Bonnie any of your business unless you want everyone to know. She likes to [...]
August 25, 2012
Seinfeld
Here in LA, my mother loves to watch tv. Specifically, channel 13 as it airs a lot of older, fun tv shows. In October of 2009, she came up with a great idea. October 6, 2009 Adam- I’ve got a great idea. I think you should call Seinfeld. He’s on Channel 13. Maybe he could [...]
August 10, 2012
3 Separate Letters Or Papers
I think she forgot to tell me that I’ve got to put a stamp on the envelope, too. Luckily, I’m smart. June 21, 1985 Adam- Enclosed find 3 separate letters or papers. 1. Says you have to sign claim form (yellow paper) on bottom where it is circled only in order for it to remain [...]
July 27, 2012
Adam Is Lucky To Have You
Ok everyone. Gather ’round. Manipulation 101 is now in session. Thursday Maria, You’re doing a terrific job as a mother and a working mother at that! You’re very special and Adam is lucky to have you. Just thought I’d treat you to a nice lunch while at work. Love, Joan
July 6, 2012
Pickle vs The Stalker
Never a dill moment. 1/24/94 Pickle- 1. If and when you decide to come to Florida, let me know. I have to order a roll-a-way bed. They deliver. 2. Don’t confront the stalker who’s bothering Dana. Just call police. I’m sorry you’re having so much stress. Take an aspirin before going to bed and get [...]
June 29, 2012
An Apartment in LA
I opened the letter. I read the letter. I put down the letter. Then I watched the movie, “‘Night, Mother.” Sunday, May 10th, 1987 Dear Adam, After you left today, I’ve been thinking. Why can’t you & I share an apartment in L.A. together. I’ll get a job out there and I could pay half [...]
June 22, 2012
Happy Father’s Day
My mother believes that my wife always asks me to do things and never lets me sleep. My wife believes that my mother always manipulates me. Last Sunday was fun.
June 8, 2012
Don’t Let Anyone Touch It
Mother nose best. Wednesday Dear Adam- Just a note to remind you that if you have to pay anyone for anything, write a check from your CHECKING ACCOUNT. Do not pay any other way. If you don’t have enough in your checking account, wait until you do before you pay any bills. I have a [...]
May 25, 2012
In My Wallet
Found this just this morning. A wrinkled piece of paper on which my mother wrote her home address and cross street. It was in my wallet. She must have snuck it in there with the hope that someone would find it in order to contact her (by mail, I guess) if (when) something happens to [...]
May 14, 2012
Hangover Part 3?
Hope you all had a wonderful S’Mother’s Day! Hangover, Part 3?
