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Lisa Shiroff

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Funny writers, including Carl Hiaasen, Janet Evanovich, and Lisa Lutz. ...more

Member Since
October 2013


Lisa Shiroff writes because she’s not sure what else she can do with herself. Oh sure, she’s a wife, mom of two kids, and manages to walk her dog every day, but as far as careers go, the only thing she knows how to do is write, cook and mix a drink. Chefs and bartenders have to work weekends, though, so she’s sticking to the writing gig. Having lived in several states, she currently resides in south Jersey where she enjoys the local cuisine more than she should.

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Lisa Shiroff I pretend I don't have it. I make myself write words, any words, without thinking about them. They start out as nonsense. Eventually sentences form. A…moreI pretend I don't have it. I make myself write words, any words, without thinking about them. They start out as nonsense. Eventually sentences form. And then a breakthrough happens.(less)
Lisa Shiroff Hi Richard! Sorry for taking so long to respond. I just now found this. But anyway, that's actually hard to answer. But I never intentionally set out …moreHi Richard! Sorry for taking so long to respond. I just now found this. But anyway, that's actually hard to answer. But I never intentionally set out to create a particular character. They just kind of come to me. Sometimes I think they are unconscious mish-mashes of people I know. But at other times, I worry about what's going on in my brain that it could come up with people like that (those characters often don't make it onto the page for an audience to read about). (less)
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Beware the Book Pirates!

(And Why Copyright Is Your Cutlass) Let’s get one thing straight: when I say “book pirates,” I don’t mean charming, rum-soaked rogues with eye patches and parrots. No, darling. I mean bottom-feeders with Wi-Fi, low morals, and nothing better to do than steal your hard-earned words. And yes—it happens. More often than you think. Pirate […]

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“It seems at least once a day I'm reminded to be grateful that insanity and poor driving isn't contagious.”
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“It seems at least once a day I'm reminded to be grateful that insanity and poor driving isn't contagious.”
Lisa Shiroff

“INELUCTABLE MODALITY OF THE VISIBLE: AT LEAST THAT IF NO MORE, thought through my eyes. Signatures of all things I am here to read, seaspawn and seawrack, the nearing tide, that rusty boot. Snotgreen, bluesilver, rust: coloured signs. Limits of the diaphane. But he adds: in bodies. Then he was aware of them bodies before of them coloured. How? By knocking his sconce against them, sure. Go easy. Bald he was and a millionaire, maestro di color che sanno. Limit of the diaphane in. Why in? Diaphane, adiaphane. If you can put your five fingers through it, it is a gate, if not a door. Shut your eyes and see.


Stephen closed his eyes to hear his boots crush crackling wrack and shells. You are walking through it howsomever. I am, a stride at a time. A very short space of time through very short times of space. Five, six: the nacheinander. Exactly: and that is the ineluctable modality of the audible. Open your eyes. No. Jesus! If I fell over a cliff that beetles o'er his base, fell through the nebeneinander ineluctably. I am getting on nicely in the dark. My ash sword hangs at my side. Tap with it: they do. My two feet in his boots are at the end of his legs, nebeneinander. Sounds solid: made by the mallet of Los Demiurgos. Am I walking into eternity along Sandymount strand? Crush, crack, crick, crick. Wild sea money. Dominie Deasy kens them a'.

Won't you come to Sandymount,
Madeline the mare?


Rhythm begins, you see. I hear. A catalectic tetrameter of iambs marching. No, agallop: deline the mare.

Open your eyes now. I will. One moment. Has all vanished since? If I open and am for ever in the black adiaphane. Basta! I will see if I can see.

See now. There all the time without you: and ever shall be, world without end.”
James Joyce, Ulysses

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