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Colin Lang

Bernie Feldstein

Alan Jancewicz

Colin Lang

Bernie Feldstein

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Unless someone talks me out of it in the immediate future, starting next week I will begin serializing a complete novel, Blvd. of Blood. This is a straight-up thriller, with no postmodern jibber-jabber added—an edge-of-the-seat tale of a man planning a mass shooting and the cop who seeks to stop him. I should warn you that the book involves salty language and either a little or a lot of violence—depending...

Starting next week: Blvd. of Blood

Unless someone talks me out of it in the immediate future, starting next week I will begin serializing a complete novel, Blvd. of Blood. This is a straight-up thriller, with no postmodern jibber-jabber added—an edge-of-the-seat tale of a man planning a mass shooting and the cop who seeks to stop him. I should warn you that the book involves salty language and either a little or a lot of violence—depending on the plot’s outcome.

Please tell your thriller-loving friends about this new project—I am ...

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Still only 99¢! Adventure!

Still only 99¢! Mystery!

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Still only 99¢! Mystery!

Still only 99¢! Adventure!

When water stinks I break the dam,
In love I break it.
•Graves, Seven Days in New Crete (1949).

That there was a deluge once seems not to me so great a miracle as that there is not one always.
•Browne, Religio Medici (1643).

Said a witty misanthrope to me à propos of the iniquities of men, “It is only the uselessness of the first Deluge that preserves us from being visited by a second.”
•Chamfort, Maxims, Thoughts, Characters and Anecdotes (1796).

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Cruelly negative reviews

As you may have heard, I write books for a living, and when you write books, getting negative reviews is just part of the game. Here are two mediocre reviews for Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods I pulled off Amazon:

Shame Such a great book…two stars

Of course, some people just genuinely don’t like my books

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and that’s fine. It’s fine. That’s part of the game. And, honestly, in my case, when I get a stinging review, I remind myself I deserve it, because I personally am horribly cruel w...

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Look at them,
busy, making an iron frame
for a bubble on the water
to make it safe!
•Basavanna, vacana 162 (C 12).

They relate that :—Nimrúd sate in an iron-closet around which was kindled a fire; and, in fancy, said—“Behold! how will the Angel of Death come here, and take my soul?” ¶By the power of God, the Omnipotent, a gnat crept into his brain (by the ear), began to bite, and so distressed him that finally, in great torment, he died.
•H. Wilberforce Clarke, notes to The Sikandar ná...

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My books make great gifts!

(Other books cause leprosy)

When hempe is ripe and ready to pull,
Then, Englishman, beware thy skull.
•Thomas Heywood, Life of Merlin, with His Prophesies and Predictions Interpreted and Made Good by Our English Annal (c. 1635).

Away with astrologers! Deaf is the augur, the soothsayer blind, and the prophet mad. To know present things is permitted to man; God alone knows the future.
•Geoffrey of Vinsauf, Poetria Nova (ca. 1210).

For ’tis to me the power is given
Unclosed the b...

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