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Blvd. of Blood

Continued from here. Table of contents here.

(The story so far: Colin Lang is planning something “violent and evil, if as yet undefined.”)

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Nine days after the night at the Munster Pub, a Sunday, Colin drove to Pennsylvania to get his rifle. The Pennsylvania state line was only half an hour away from Cottinend, New York, but the gun show was six hours west of that. Colin left before dawn. He had a money belt full of really a lot of cash tucked into the waistb...

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Miller/Rubenstein!

A garland of quotations CIII

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Amongst all the Engines of Dissention, there hath been none more powerful in all Times, than the fixing Names upon one another of Contumely and Reproach, and the reason is plain, in respect of the People, who tho’ generally they are uncapable of making a Syllogism or forming an Argument, yet they can pronounce a word; and that serveth their turn to throw it with their dull malice at the Head of those they do not like; such things ever begin in Jest, and en...

Blvd. of Blood

Continued from here. Table of contents here.

(The story so far: Colin Lang recruits hapless Bernie Feldstein to help him in something violent and evil, if as yet undefined, on Blande Boulevard. Meanwhile, Alan Jancewicz just lives with his parents and looks at cars; we won’t have to worry about him for a while.)

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John Oberman was some five years older than Bernie or Alan; he’d gone to the same high school, but had never heard about their fight. He’d never met either of them until that night in Oc...

Impossible Histories Errata

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Will it last? No one tells me anything

The fact checkers at Macmillan did a great job catching me out, but sometimes I outfoxed them and slipped an error into my book Impossible Histories. I realized (eventually) that I should keep some kind of publicly available list of these triumphs over mere fact, which some people call errors. Feel free to send me additional examples (but be nice!). Links to the index and bibliography, both of which you can print out an...

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George Tuska!

A garland of quotations CII

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New systems, I fear, in states, are always dangerous, if not wicked.
•Fanny Burney, letter to Mrs Locke (1792).

As a flood spreads wider and wider, the water becomes shallower and dirtier. The revolution evaporates, and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. The chains of tormented mankind are made out of red tape.
•Franz Kafka to Gustav Janouch (ca. 1921).

By this unprincipled facility of changing the state as often and as much and in as many ways...

Blvd. of Blood

(This is the first installment; you have missed nothing)

Other books I have written

Book I: The Pawns Assemble1.

Twenty years passed after his last arrest before Colin Lang began to think about killing someone.

In adolescence, Colin had been a little wild—just the usual high-spirits of any high school boy, really: underage beer parties and vandalism. An older kid in shop class taught Colin how to hotwire a car, and he went joyriding in his neighbors’ vehicles once or twice. Mostly, though it was bee...

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Try a new book for the new year!

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George Tuska!

A garland of quotations CI

Try a book that won't make you stupider!

Toys are—chords; we walk on the chords: by means of the chords we enter: into the mysterious rooms of meaning.
•Andrei Bely, Kotik Letaev (1916).

Saussure’s bête noir was the arbitrary (nature of the sign).
•Roland Barthes, Roland Barthes (1975).

The world hadn’t ever had so many moving parts or so few labels.
•William Gibson, Mona Lisa Overdrive (1988).

We cannot learn the message of a symbol with a merely passive and receptive mind, because it is of the genius...