C.K. Burch's Blog, page 313

"Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one..."

“Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake.”

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-Jenna Rae

So have your cake, and eat it too. 

(via dduane)

While I think this quote is amazing, I had to do a double take and research this quote because my girlfriend’s name is Jenna Rae and I was like wtf mate so I did the looking and now I’m no longer confused but for a minute there

resortmonorail:oops, i did it again

resortmonorail:

oops, i did it again

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iamtheejenna:ccato28:Clothing and designs by...

iamtheejenna:

ccato28:

Clothing and designs by Pinkabsinthe

Yes. Yes. Yes. And yes.

I almost reblogged this with you in mind, so it boggles me and makes me giddy that you found it.

That moment my girlfriend frantically attempts to say “zombie apocalypse,” but instead...

That moment my girlfriend frantically attempts to say “zombie apocalypse,” but instead blurts “zombie cockinmylips”

iamtheejenna:Do you think if I bathed in Tension Tamer my body would calm the fuck down? If only...

iamtheejenna:

Do you think if I bathed in Tension Tamer my body would calm the fuck down? If only there was a Miss Coco hotline. She would know how to make me better!

Calling Miss Coco Peru! MISS COCO PERU!

iamtheejenna:Sometimes I like to look at pictures of myself...

iamtheejenna:

Sometimes I like to look at pictures of myself that remind me that I am beautiful. There are few greater highs than when you see your stunning natural self. I say: love it. And never stop capturing yourself.

This is my girlfriend, and she is incredible.

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:That sexy barbarian on the horse is the...

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

That sexy barbarian on the horse is the infamous Vercingetorix, a chieftan of the Arverni tribe who in 52 BC united Gaul (ancient France) against the invading Julius Caesar. In addition to having some of the best facial hair in history, he was a damn good general and almost defeated his Roman nemesis until he made a fatal mistake at the Battle of Alesia. There he surrendered, was taken prisoner, and in 46 BC was paraded through the streets of Rome and executed. Although he was defeated, the ancient French hero embodies the spirit of liberation so often stirred in his homeland, and remains a celebrated figure. Plus, look at that beautiful mane of Gallic hair….so much damn.

Finally starting to get back into shape. December was a long...

Finally starting to get back into shape. December was a long month of sickness and comfort food. Back to work, now.

sophismsdotnet:My vampirella. Thank you brian charles for your...

sophismsdotnet:

My vampirella. Thank you brian charles for your work, and heather for the assist. Prints and posters will be available for purchase soon, please email sofia.sivan.bookings if interested :)

Holy shit, she did it. Sophie totally pulled it off.

People have been berating her for attempting this, but holy hell, I wanna see you fanboys try to make a Vampirella cosplay look this good.