Diane Stringam Tolley's Blog: On the Border, page 96
February 17, 2020
Ol’ Blue

She had no mane or tail to speak of, Yikes!Nothing to grab if tragedy should strike,It made her trash for swatting flies,Nothing to comb or braid with ties,But grooming was an easy prize, I liked!
A saddle she would not accept, the pill,And so I rode her bareback o’er the hills,No saddle horn to dally to,So when we’d chase the calves so new,I had to get creative, whew!What thrills!
The hours I spent up on her back, to ride,And o’er the waving prairie grass, we’d glide,Even to the wind and rain resigned, We’d do the work that Dad assigned,Our corner of the ranch aligned,With pride.
I’m sad she’s long gone from my life, Ol’ Blue,She was a scamp, but a good companion, true,She was my blue-haired friend for life,Her leaving cut me like a knife,I’ll see her in the afterlife,My Blue.

JennyCharlotteMimiMerry Mae
Published on February 17, 2020 04:50
February 14, 2020
The Ransom of Sally
Sally is a little long-winded today...
Have I ever mentioned that living with Sally is an adventure?Well I should have.The thing is, Mom and I figured that, as she got older, she would be less of a ‘good-lord-harry-what-is-she-doing-now!’ and more of a ‘have-a-nice-day-dear’.We were wrong.I blame Sally’s and my father.I don’t remember him very much. He died when we were six and spent most of those years away.Studying polar bears.Living with the penguins.You know . . . ‘cold and adventures’ kinds of stuff.Mom went with him until I was born, then she more-or-less-happily waved him off from the doorstep and went back to doing ‘mom’ stuff.He died on one of those adventures. Ship lost in a storm.I know it happens in movies.But it also sometimes happens in real life.I probably should miss him more.But . . . Sally.If you’ve been following my journals, you know that, in the last couple of years, she has become a world-wide sensation.Which means that her shenanigans now get full press coverage.Instead of just our neighbours shaking their heads and locking their doors, the whole planet has become involved.Mom and I still aren’t quite sure how we feel about this.I mean, we’re glad for Sally. She’s doing things that make her very happy and actually earning very good money doing it.Not bad for a girl of 18, am I right?But I’m not sure if we can survive this new level of ‘global’ hijinks.Maybe I should explain . . .Sally’s movie company was shooting some sort of adventure film in South America.Brazil, I think.Over the past year-and-a-half, she has been promoted from ‘stunt girl’ to second banana.Which is movie speak for supporting actress.I watch the Oscars. So I know.For three weeks, she had been sending home a more-or-less regular series of postcards with “Having fun. Wish you were here!” scrawled across them.Then, today.It started ordinarily enough. Which is something Mom and I are still getting accustomed to.I’m sure you know that when Sally is home, nothing is ever ordinary.Moving on . . .We had rolled out of bed. Breakfast-ed.Contemplating actually showering before heading to work.Then we heard the unmistakable sound of Mort’s Volvo, semi-affectionately called the Mort-mobile scraping over the curb in front of the house.Followed by a frantic pounding on the door.You have to know that we hear a lot of pounding on that door. And other stuff. There is even a sword wound that is still waiting to be fixed.Thanks, Cousin Ruth.This time, whoever was pounding didn’t wait to be admitted, but pushed the door open so hard it hit the wall.Mort charged in, his red hair on end, his face so chalk white his freckles stood out in sharp relief.Mom got to her feet. “What is it, Mort?”He stumbled into the room. “Sally!” he gasped out.My heart skipped a beat. Usual with Sally.Mom clutched his arm. “What about Sally?”Mort gulped a couple of times. I watched his Adam’s apple bob up and down.Mom shook his arm. “Mort?”“Sally’s been kidnapped!”Mom gasped and turned paper white.Okay, I was definitely not expecting that.I grabbed Mom and lowered her back into her chair.“H-how did you hear?” Mom grabbed Mort’s arm again and pulled him over to her.“Her fan page!”Mom dropped his arm and sat there, staring straight ahead.I looked at Mort. “But shouldn’t the company have called us? Her family?”“It just happened! Maybe they’re . . .”Another car screeched up in front of the house. Through the still-open front door, I watched as a man got out and charged up the walk.He didn’t bother to knock, but came straight in.He looked from one to the other. “Ummm, Mrs. Hart?”Mom surged to her feet and rushed at him. “What’s happening?” she shouted in his ear.He tried to appear calm and collected, but I could see his hands were shaking. He tucked them into his underarms. “Sally was heading to the shoot. Her driver was stopped at a bend in the road and Sally was taken.”“Taken?” Mom grabbed his arm and shook it. “Did they hurt her?”“Well . . .” he hesitated. “The driver was wounded, but Sally was fine when last seen.”“Wounded.” This time Mom fell back into her chair.“I’ve come to get you.”“What?”“I’m to take you to the jet so you can join the crew at the hotel.”Needless to say, it was the fastest three people ever got packed in the history of the world. Because no way Mom was going without me. Or Mort.I don’t remember much about the trip. Solicitous attendants on a very quiet private jet. Lots of food and drinks being offered.Mom didn’t touch any of it.When we landed, I remember instantly feeling hot.One of the film company bigwigs was there to meet us and whisked us off in a limo.Amazing how things work among the very rich.And then we were in a room on, like, the fortieth floor of a Hilton.Where there was more food. And dozens of people, including some very official-looking guys in uniforms.One guy in a silk suit sat us down on a couch and told us what he knew.Which was nothing. Basically, Sally had been grabbed out of her limo and taken to parts unknown. They were all still waiting for the first contact from the kidnappers.The guy in charge seemed to act like this happened all the time. He was very matter-of-fact.I decided I didn’t like him very much.Mom had finally broken down and was weeping noisily into a tissue.I went and stood behind her. “So what is being done?” I asked in what I hoped was my most grown-up voice.“Well, you have to know that we really can’t do anything until we have been contacted.”I stared at him. “So we stand here and wait.”“Basically, yes. We have our teams standing by.”“Oh, great. More people standing around waiting.”He eyed me carefully. “Yes.” He cleared his throat. “Sadly, this isn’t an isolated occurrence. When we host our foreign visitors, we try very hard to protect them, but occasionally, things like this do happen.”“And how do they turn out?”“Well . . . the companies pay and the people are recovered.”Mom lifted her head. “Pay? We don’t have any money.”I spoke over her. “Recovered alive or dead?”He shrugged. “You have to know we are doing the best we can.”I snorted.Just then, the phone rang. The man went over to it, nodded to someone sitting by a recorder at a nearby table, and picked it up. “Si?”He listened for a few seconds, then put the phone down.He turned to us. “That was the kidnappers. They are demanding six million dollars.”Mom collapsed in a dead faint.Everything got a little confused then, what with people rushing to help mom and someone pulling Mort off Silk Suit.He huffily straightened his coat and gave us a glare. “You must understand that we are really doing what we can!”Mort and I just glowered at him and sat there beside Mom.The hours dragged by. Sometimes Silk Suit would take calls on the phone. Sometimes speak quietly to other guys in the room.Mom hovered between asleep and awake.Then the phone rang again.This time, the guy got quite animated during the conversation. Actually looked surprised and . . . pleased?He put down the phone. “You must come. Things are happening.”We followed him down the hall to the elevator and were whisked to the ground floor. From there, we all hurried outside into a square just across the street.Two men were crouched on a couple of benches in front of a group of soldiers. And standing beside them, chewing on what looked like a mint sprig, her head draped in a filmy, blue cloth, was Sally.Mort passed us like a shot and scooped her up. “SALLY!!!”Mom and I were close behind and the four of us had our arms around each other and were just squeezing as hard as we could.When things had calmed somewhat, I realized that Silk Suit was trying to get our attention. “Mrs. Hart. Mrs. Hart.”We looked at him. “These are your daughter’s kidnappers.” He pointed to the two men. “Apparently they are giving themselves up. Something about Sally. They keep on saying ‘never, never again’!”“Nunca! Nunca mais!” one of the men said, shaking his head violently.I looked at my sister.Sally shrugged and brushed some dust off her pant leg. “Sooo . . . anyone got anything to eat? I’m starved. Those guys were terrible cooks.”
Once a month, Karen issues a challenge to her followers.Plus a selection of words, passed from them to her to . . . someone else.This month, my words: polar bears ~ benches ~ mint ~ leg ~ host, came via Karen from my good friend Michelle Mariott.Thank you, Michelle! This was so. Much. Fun!
Now go and read what the others have done with their words!
Baking In A TornadoSpatulas on ParadeWandering Web DesignerFollow Me Home Part-time Working Hockey MomSouthern Belle CharmClimaxed Sparkly Poetic WeirdoMedicated Musings
Have I ever mentioned that living with Sally is an adventure?Well I should have.The thing is, Mom and I figured that, as she got older, she would be less of a ‘good-lord-harry-what-is-she-doing-now!’ and more of a ‘have-a-nice-day-dear’.We were wrong.I blame Sally’s and my father.I don’t remember him very much. He died when we were six and spent most of those years away.Studying polar bears.Living with the penguins.You know . . . ‘cold and adventures’ kinds of stuff.Mom went with him until I was born, then she more-or-less-happily waved him off from the doorstep and went back to doing ‘mom’ stuff.He died on one of those adventures. Ship lost in a storm.I know it happens in movies.But it also sometimes happens in real life.I probably should miss him more.But . . . Sally.If you’ve been following my journals, you know that, in the last couple of years, she has become a world-wide sensation.Which means that her shenanigans now get full press coverage.Instead of just our neighbours shaking their heads and locking their doors, the whole planet has become involved.Mom and I still aren’t quite sure how we feel about this.I mean, we’re glad for Sally. She’s doing things that make her very happy and actually earning very good money doing it.Not bad for a girl of 18, am I right?But I’m not sure if we can survive this new level of ‘global’ hijinks.Maybe I should explain . . .Sally’s movie company was shooting some sort of adventure film in South America.Brazil, I think.Over the past year-and-a-half, she has been promoted from ‘stunt girl’ to second banana.Which is movie speak for supporting actress.I watch the Oscars. So I know.For three weeks, she had been sending home a more-or-less regular series of postcards with “Having fun. Wish you were here!” scrawled across them.Then, today.It started ordinarily enough. Which is something Mom and I are still getting accustomed to.I’m sure you know that when Sally is home, nothing is ever ordinary.Moving on . . .We had rolled out of bed. Breakfast-ed.Contemplating actually showering before heading to work.Then we heard the unmistakable sound of Mort’s Volvo, semi-affectionately called the Mort-mobile scraping over the curb in front of the house.Followed by a frantic pounding on the door.You have to know that we hear a lot of pounding on that door. And other stuff. There is even a sword wound that is still waiting to be fixed.Thanks, Cousin Ruth.This time, whoever was pounding didn’t wait to be admitted, but pushed the door open so hard it hit the wall.Mort charged in, his red hair on end, his face so chalk white his freckles stood out in sharp relief.Mom got to her feet. “What is it, Mort?”He stumbled into the room. “Sally!” he gasped out.My heart skipped a beat. Usual with Sally.Mom clutched his arm. “What about Sally?”Mort gulped a couple of times. I watched his Adam’s apple bob up and down.Mom shook his arm. “Mort?”“Sally’s been kidnapped!”Mom gasped and turned paper white.Okay, I was definitely not expecting that.I grabbed Mom and lowered her back into her chair.“H-how did you hear?” Mom grabbed Mort’s arm again and pulled him over to her.“Her fan page!”Mom dropped his arm and sat there, staring straight ahead.I looked at Mort. “But shouldn’t the company have called us? Her family?”“It just happened! Maybe they’re . . .”Another car screeched up in front of the house. Through the still-open front door, I watched as a man got out and charged up the walk.He didn’t bother to knock, but came straight in.He looked from one to the other. “Ummm, Mrs. Hart?”Mom surged to her feet and rushed at him. “What’s happening?” she shouted in his ear.He tried to appear calm and collected, but I could see his hands were shaking. He tucked them into his underarms. “Sally was heading to the shoot. Her driver was stopped at a bend in the road and Sally was taken.”“Taken?” Mom grabbed his arm and shook it. “Did they hurt her?”“Well . . .” he hesitated. “The driver was wounded, but Sally was fine when last seen.”“Wounded.” This time Mom fell back into her chair.“I’ve come to get you.”“What?”“I’m to take you to the jet so you can join the crew at the hotel.”Needless to say, it was the fastest three people ever got packed in the history of the world. Because no way Mom was going without me. Or Mort.I don’t remember much about the trip. Solicitous attendants on a very quiet private jet. Lots of food and drinks being offered.Mom didn’t touch any of it.When we landed, I remember instantly feeling hot.One of the film company bigwigs was there to meet us and whisked us off in a limo.Amazing how things work among the very rich.And then we were in a room on, like, the fortieth floor of a Hilton.Where there was more food. And dozens of people, including some very official-looking guys in uniforms.One guy in a silk suit sat us down on a couch and told us what he knew.Which was nothing. Basically, Sally had been grabbed out of her limo and taken to parts unknown. They were all still waiting for the first contact from the kidnappers.The guy in charge seemed to act like this happened all the time. He was very matter-of-fact.I decided I didn’t like him very much.Mom had finally broken down and was weeping noisily into a tissue.I went and stood behind her. “So what is being done?” I asked in what I hoped was my most grown-up voice.“Well, you have to know that we really can’t do anything until we have been contacted.”I stared at him. “So we stand here and wait.”“Basically, yes. We have our teams standing by.”“Oh, great. More people standing around waiting.”He eyed me carefully. “Yes.” He cleared his throat. “Sadly, this isn’t an isolated occurrence. When we host our foreign visitors, we try very hard to protect them, but occasionally, things like this do happen.”“And how do they turn out?”“Well . . . the companies pay and the people are recovered.”Mom lifted her head. “Pay? We don’t have any money.”I spoke over her. “Recovered alive or dead?”He shrugged. “You have to know we are doing the best we can.”I snorted.Just then, the phone rang. The man went over to it, nodded to someone sitting by a recorder at a nearby table, and picked it up. “Si?”He listened for a few seconds, then put the phone down.He turned to us. “That was the kidnappers. They are demanding six million dollars.”Mom collapsed in a dead faint.Everything got a little confused then, what with people rushing to help mom and someone pulling Mort off Silk Suit.He huffily straightened his coat and gave us a glare. “You must understand that we are really doing what we can!”Mort and I just glowered at him and sat there beside Mom.The hours dragged by. Sometimes Silk Suit would take calls on the phone. Sometimes speak quietly to other guys in the room.Mom hovered between asleep and awake.Then the phone rang again.This time, the guy got quite animated during the conversation. Actually looked surprised and . . . pleased?He put down the phone. “You must come. Things are happening.”We followed him down the hall to the elevator and were whisked to the ground floor. From there, we all hurried outside into a square just across the street.Two men were crouched on a couple of benches in front of a group of soldiers. And standing beside them, chewing on what looked like a mint sprig, her head draped in a filmy, blue cloth, was Sally.Mort passed us like a shot and scooped her up. “SALLY!!!”Mom and I were close behind and the four of us had our arms around each other and were just squeezing as hard as we could.When things had calmed somewhat, I realized that Silk Suit was trying to get our attention. “Mrs. Hart. Mrs. Hart.”We looked at him. “These are your daughter’s kidnappers.” He pointed to the two men. “Apparently they are giving themselves up. Something about Sally. They keep on saying ‘never, never again’!”“Nunca! Nunca mais!” one of the men said, shaking his head violently.I looked at my sister.Sally shrugged and brushed some dust off her pant leg. “Sooo . . . anyone got anything to eat? I’m starved. Those guys were terrible cooks.”

Now go and read what the others have done with their words!
Baking In A TornadoSpatulas on ParadeWandering Web DesignerFollow Me Home Part-time Working Hockey MomSouthern Belle CharmClimaxed Sparkly Poetic WeirdoMedicated Musings
Published on February 14, 2020 07:00
February 13, 2020
Getting Trained

Published on February 13, 2020 04:00
February 12, 2020
Escaped

And so I packed my bags and went,The first two weeks moved like cement,With problems, rain, that left us spentI’m sure that wasn’t what he meant.
Then all at once, repairs were done,And in the sky, the shining sun,Soft breezes blew on everyone,So this is what he meant by ‘fun’!
I’ve thrown out all my sour grapes,Bikini’d my amorphous shape,Laid back on my warm, sandy drape,Ahhh. Now it’s truly an escape!

And we present to you our ‘pomes’,Where we have bared our hearts, syndromes,Perhaps betrayed our chromosomes,Now go! And to the others, roam…
Karen of Baking In A Tornado: Can’t Just Go Dawn of Spatulas On Parade: The Great Escape
Lydia of Cluttered Genius: Escape the Madness
Published on February 12, 2020 07:00
February 10, 2020
It’s All Relatives

Gramma and Grampa StringamI love to hear the stories of my relatives who went before,Great Grandfather, whose neighbour’s hammer helped to build a second floor,Then, when he went to lunch, was buried somewhere neath those planks of yore,Discovered when that place was razed at the ripe old age of 54!
For a visit, Grandma took four kids and she was heading home,Was quite a distance train and wagon, that those five would have to roam,When partway there, their not-so-trusty beasts belied their chromosomes,And backed the wagon off the cliff at the apex of the mountain’s dome.
When Grampa found some steer’s legs hidden far beneath the large hay pile,He knew a poacher had been there. He brought police ‘cross country miles,A young dad charged, his starving kin had nowhere they could stay a while,Gramp took them home and had them stay till Dad’s return brought back their smiles.
1918, the world was in the grip it called, “The Spanish Flu”But Grampa’s family lived on onions—seemed to make them all immune,For several weeks, he did the chores of those in Stirling’s small commune,Milking cows and feeding stock from rise of sun to rise of moon.
Gramma, she was famous for the cookies baked at Christmastime,Selections packed in tins, but there was one we all found so sublime,Those were the first that disappeared. Be it snacks or mealtimes.When she passed, she took the method with her. It was such a crime.
My mom was famous for the scrumptious pies that she would always bake,In groups of six, they left her oven, for her fam-i-ly’s intake,Now, once a year, on March 14, we think of Mom as time, we take,Constructing crusts and fillings for our flaky Pi Night bellyache.
When I and Future Husby went for what would be a date, our first,My Daddy locked the door on me, I tell you, it was just the worst,We broke in through a window and I breached the hallowed halls headfirst,And Dad forever teased about our ‘break-and-enter’. May he be cursed.
Each one of them has stories and I’m fortunate I have their store,And as I read them, I’m excited. Truly, how could one be bored?And they must be remembered, so I vow to never close that doorOn those wondrous thrilling tales of relatives who went before.

JennyCharlotteMimiMerry Mae
Next wee, cause it’s my favourite, true,We’ll talk about the colour: BLUE!
Published on February 10, 2020 03:41
February 7, 2020
Watch-ing


Published on February 07, 2020 04:01
February 6, 2020
Hooked

Published on February 06, 2020 04:50
February 5, 2020
Three Goats. And a Troll

Published on February 05, 2020 04:17
February 4, 2020
Half-Way Home
We’ve been on Guadeloupe for a little over a month.
For the first two weeks, we struggled with a plethora (real word) of set-backs vis-a-vis housing.But have really enjoyed the island itself. Warm waters. Soft sands. Lush vegetation.It really is quite a prosperous island. Certainly anything ‘government-related’ (museums, gardens, aquarium) has been uber well done!We are living in Deshaies.Interestingly enough, where they shot (or continue to shoot-I’m rather fuzzy on the whole ‘next season’ info) Death in Paradise. One of Husby’s and my favourite programs.It’s fun. There are pictures all over the town of the actors...acting.We’ve seen the building that ‘houses’ the Honore Police.Eaten at the restaurant that doubles as ‘Chez Catharine’.They even do Death in Paradise tours.Which we haven’t taken...So here’s where I show you what we HAVE done!
Little critter we found at the Botanical Gardens.
And no, he wasn’t friendly...
Also at the Botanical Gardens.
Ditto
Sunset over Deshaies.
If you look closely, the Star Clipper is on the horizon.
We’ve sailed on it several times!
Fort Delgris
More Fort Delgris
The view from...
Getting ready to climb Soufrier
Breakfast in January on Guadeloupe.
Yep. I could get used to this!
The first ‘wetting of the feet’!
Commanding the waves...
And That brings us to today.
It’s sunny and warm. The island breezes are blowing.
I see snorkelling in our future!
Wish you were here!
For the first two weeks, we struggled with a plethora (real word) of set-backs vis-a-vis housing.But have really enjoyed the island itself. Warm waters. Soft sands. Lush vegetation.It really is quite a prosperous island. Certainly anything ‘government-related’ (museums, gardens, aquarium) has been uber well done!We are living in Deshaies.Interestingly enough, where they shot (or continue to shoot-I’m rather fuzzy on the whole ‘next season’ info) Death in Paradise. One of Husby’s and my favourite programs.It’s fun. There are pictures all over the town of the actors...acting.We’ve seen the building that ‘houses’ the Honore Police.Eaten at the restaurant that doubles as ‘Chez Catharine’.They even do Death in Paradise tours.Which we haven’t taken...So here’s where I show you what we HAVE done!

And no, he wasn’t friendly...



If you look closely, the Star Clipper is on the horizon.
We’ve sailed on it several times!





Yep. I could get used to this!


And That brings us to today.
It’s sunny and warm. The island breezes are blowing.
I see snorkelling in our future!
Wish you were here!
Published on February 04, 2020 06:05
February 3, 2020
Sweet Water
For today’s Poetry Monday challenge, we chose the topic of ‘Water’.And oh, the directions that water will flow today...Now the Milk River flowed right around the ranch buildings on the old Stringam Ranch.And in it or on it, we kids spent our childhood days.The best memories...
When I was wee, a sound I’d hear,That could be heard, both far and near,Was water.It flowed around the ranch. And me.In its flight toward the sea,That water.In summer—in it, I was found,With siblings gathered all around,Pure water.In winter, frozen it would be,The skating good, (though hard on knees),Cold water.And now in mem’ry it must stay,Though it flows still unto this day,Sweet water.
Cause Mondays do get knocked a lot,With poetry, we all besought,To try to make the week beginWith pleasant thoughts,Perhaps a grin?So all of us, together, weHave crafted poems for you to see.And now you’ve read what we have wrought...Did we help?Or did we not?
See what directions the water flows for my friends...Jenny
Mimi
Charlotte
Merry Mae
When I was wee, a sound I’d hear,That could be heard, both far and near,Was water.It flowed around the ranch. And me.In its flight toward the sea,That water.In summer—in it, I was found,With siblings gathered all around,Pure water.In winter, frozen it would be,The skating good, (though hard on knees),Cold water.And now in mem’ry it must stay,Though it flows still unto this day,Sweet water.

See what directions the water flows for my friends...Jenny
Mimi
Charlotte
Merry Mae
Published on February 03, 2020 05:16
On the Border
Stories from the Stringam Family ranches from the 1800's through to today.
Stories from the Stringam Family ranches from the 1800's through to today.
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