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Zombie Pit Trap

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When the Zombies come, and you know the'yre coming, you'll need to purge the neighborhood of the walking undead as quickly as possible. I recommend the:

  'Zombie Pit Trap':This highly effective yet simple structure lures Zombies in from all dark places. Drawn to a living creature, such as a sheep (available from www.sheeplures.com) your local Zombies will drag  themselves towards the movement, noise and smell. The later version 1.2  of the Zombie pit trap will have solar panels driving the meat grinders, but for now it can be simply hooked up to any diesel powered generator.

Pros:
Simple
Environment friendly
Inexpensive
Cons:
Tends to clog
Sheep need prodding 
Springboard Traps need greasing

*Sheep can be substituted with playing children, however, they may need to be fenced.
Elderly people are not good as their slow movements are not attractive to zombies.

I have already started work on the prototype, digging out a sizable pit
at the local park.

All suggestions are welcome and I will also happily post your creations here too.

We need to stick together...

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Suggestions:
Recycling at its best! (sell back to Zombies. It won't cost them an arm and a leg..or it may!)

Try and get the Grip-Rite handle...it will get messy.







No Harm will be done if it is winched high enough

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Do I need to explain?
Have a pet Zombie? Feed them this-->


Read an excerpt of my Zombie short story Here

Two Influential Writers

Eight or nine years ago I was part of a writer's forum--I can't remember the exact name of it but I do remember chatting with two people:

One was a women who went by the nickname of, MiniMouse. She was unpublished at the time (like most of us there), but she wrote very well. Her voice showed up even in her posts. Her real name I found out later was, Sara Gruen. She wrote, Riding lessons and Water for Elephants.



The other person's nickname was simply, /write.
They never posted any other comment in the forums other than /write. Always bold and there was always a 'forward slash' /write. They'd  regularly jump into the middle of vibrant ongoing debates and simply post: /write. These funny and timely posts often annoyed people but jolted everyone back to the task at hand. I like to think it was another famous author who knew about writing--reminding us all of what's really required to be New York Times Bestseller..



/write
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