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HULU'S CANDY VS. THE OTHER ONEFine, I'll admit it: once i...

HULU'S CANDY VS. THE OTHER ONEFine, I'll admit it: once in a while I'll give in and watch a sensationalistic "ripped from the headlines" miniseries on streaming. Last summer I caught the Hulu miniseries Candy, based on the true story of the Texas church lady who got bored with her marriage, had an affair with another church lady's husband, and.......things didn't end well. As shows like that go,

IT'S OSCAR NIGHT!WWWSS?* *Who Would Will Smith Slap?Of co...

IT'S OSCAR NIGHT!WWWSS?* *Who Would Will Smith Slap?Of course we know who he slapped at last year's Oscars, but WWWSS this year? Oh wait, Will Smith is banned from the Oscars for like 10 years or something due to his violent assholery. Oopsie! Sorry, bitch. Maybe you and the wife can order in some Door Dash and console yourself with a Jada Pinkett film festival. May I recommend Jason's Lyric, Woo

I'M EVERY WOMAN, IT'S ALL IN ME....Yes, I tried the AI ph...

I'M EVERY WOMAN, IT'S ALL IN ME....Yes, I tried the AI photo thing. My friend Misty put me up to it, but honestly I didn't need much convincing. This shit is fabulous! You have to submit a ton of pictures for the AI thing to really work its magic, which was initially a problem for me. You see, I had rhinoplasty back in April and most of the photos I have of myself are pre-nose job. I remedied

ADVENTURES IN SCAMBAITING PART VIII:EAT A DICK, ELONWith...

 ADVENTURES IN SCAMBAITING PART VIII:EAT A DICK, ELONWith apologies to the late Warren Zevon, here is an ode to wannabe IG scammers....Poor, poor, pitiful mePoor, poor, pitiful meThese fake accounts won't let me beLord have mercy on meWoe is meWell, this one was certainly topical, I'll say that for him. Here's a hint: which famous shithead has been stinking up the news cycle over the past two

I obviously didn't plan for two celebrity death posts in ...

I obviously didn't plan for two celebrity death posts in a row, but no way could I ignore the passing of Anne Heche. I've been a big fan since Walking and Talking, a lovable little indie film starring actors who were mostly unknown at the time (Anne Heche, Catherine Keener, Liev Schreiber, Todd Field) who all went on to bigger careers. For me, W&T was one of those movies that came along at just

O.N.J. - R.I.P.Of course, Xanadu is my favorite. How coul...

O.N.J. - R.I.P.Of course, Xanadu is my favorite. How could it not be? ONJ and Gene Kelly on roller skates, the music of ELO, that cheesy-ass Don Bluth animated sequence, Sonny skating into the brick wall to join Kira in the mural, "got to believe we are magic," the insane closing musical number? Love. It.Grease is the word, but Xanadu is da bomb. HOWEVER.....there happens to be an overlooked ONJ

ADVENTURES IN SCAM BAITING PART VII: PRICK SPRINGFIELD I...

 ADVENTURES IN SCAM BAITING PART VII: PRICK SPRINGFIELD I had so much trouble posting the screenshots from this one. They were really disorganized in my phone, and I think I inadvertently deleted a few of them, while a few others seem to be out of order. I blame my post-COVID brain fog. Whatever. This wannabe scammer kept stalking me on Instagram using various accounts, all of them purporting to

FUCK, I'M DYING.Well not literally, and hopefully not for...

FUCK, I'M DYING.Well not literally, and hopefully not for a few more decades. But, Christ, I feel like I am. I really thought I could do it. I thought I could be one of the few lucky ones to dodge the COVID bullet, but all my hopes went straight down the crapper when I tested positive after a full day of trying to cough up both my lungs. My first test was negative and I thought, ha! Just a cold

UNDERSTANDING THE ENEMYWhile I appreciate the urge to exp...

UNDERSTANDING THE ENEMYWhile I appreciate the urge to expose the duplicity of these right-wing politicians, liberals need to let go of the notion that conservatives can be shamed by their own hypocrisy. The motto of the Republican party might as well be "Rules are for thee and not for me." They obviously don't care if they look like hypocrites. There are two main principles that conservatives-

RESCUED FROM OBSCURITY"Dare to Fall in Love" A disclaimer...

RESCUED FROM OBSCURITY"Dare to Fall in Love" A disclaimer: my inclusion of this entry in the RFO series does not constitute endorsement or approval, because, well...it's kind of shit.In the midst of a recent insomnia-fueled Googling session, I was trying to find the name of a half-remembered song. I didn't even care for the song that much, but some of lyrics had become inexplicably lodged in my