Andie Nash's Blog, page 8
February 24, 2017
RESCUED FROM OBSCURITY
Samantha Fox - "I Only Wanna Be ...
RESCUED FROM OBSCURITY
Samantha Fox - "I Only Wanna Be With You"
Okay, I'm not even embarrassed by how much I love this one.
Samantha Fox was more of a household name in the UK and Europe, but she managed a few Top 10 hits in the US during the late '80s. She started out as a topless Page 3 girl in 1983 at the age of 16 (okay, that's gross--but the age of consent in England is 16, so
Samantha Fox - "I Only Wanna Be With You"
Okay, I'm not even embarrassed by how much I love this one.
Samantha Fox was more of a household name in the UK and Europe, but she managed a few Top 10 hits in the US during the late '80s. She started out as a topless Page 3 girl in 1983 at the age of 16 (okay, that's gross--but the age of consent in England is 16, so
February 17, 2017
BREAKING: VIOLENT SELF-RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLES
BEHAVE LIKE V...
BREAKING: VIOLENT SELF-RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLES
BEHAVE LIKE VIOLENT SELF-RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLES
Note: This is NOT a rant against transgender people. I support transgender causes and I believe that trans people have the right to live safely and freely as the gender they feel themselves to be. I also have transgender friends in Minneapolis, and could not imagine any of them aligning themselves with
BEHAVE LIKE VIOLENT SELF-RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLES
Note: This is NOT a rant against transgender people. I support transgender causes and I believe that trans people have the right to live safely and freely as the gender they feel themselves to be. I also have transgender friends in Minneapolis, and could not imagine any of them aligning themselves with
January 20, 2017
WE CAN'T AFFORD TO BE COMPLACENT
All im...
WE CAN'T AFFORD TO BE COMPLACENT
All images above from The New Yorker, except for this one right here:
(I was messing around with the Photo Editor app last night.)
All images above from The New Yorker, except for this one right here:
(I was messing around with the Photo Editor app last night.)
January 16, 2017
COUNTDOWN TO D-DAY
You know how Herr Cheeto mocked...
COUNTDOWN TO D-DAY
You know how Herr Cheeto mocked Hillary for having all these A-list superstars (Beyonce, Lady Gaga, George Clooney, etc.) going to bat for her, and how he tried to say he didn't "need" the support of those heavy hitters because he wanted a low-key, dignified celebration of America and American values or whatever?
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Yeah, not
You know how Herr Cheeto mocked Hillary for having all these A-list superstars (Beyonce, Lady Gaga, George Clooney, etc.) going to bat for her, and how he tried to say he didn't "need" the support of those heavy hitters because he wanted a low-key, dignified celebration of America and American values or whatever?
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Yeah, not
January 12, 2017
PAUL RYAN: AN EMBARRASSMENT
TO THE RYAN FAMILY NAME*
...
PAUL RYAN: AN EMBARRASSMENT
TO THE RYAN FAMILY NAME*
Many thanks to my friend Natalie S., who provided the original inspiration for this post.
Paul Ryan has the countenance and wit of a guy who has been browbeaten, emasculated and humiliated by every significant female figure in his life.
You know the guy, or--if you don't know him--you know the stereotype. The guy who's always on
TO THE RYAN FAMILY NAME*
Many thanks to my friend Natalie S., who provided the original inspiration for this post.
Paul Ryan has the countenance and wit of a guy who has been browbeaten, emasculated and humiliated by every significant female figure in his life.
You know the guy, or--if you don't know him--you know the stereotype. The guy who's always on
December 28, 2016
So another voice from my childhood is gone.
I wasn't ...
So another voice from my childhood is gone.
I wasn't one of those teenage girls getting hot flashes over George Michael back in high school. I mean, I thought he was handsome and charismatic and talented and had a great voice and everything, but his 1987 Faith album was so huge when I was in high school--one single after another released for like a solid two years--that by 1989 I was all
I wasn't one of those teenage girls getting hot flashes over George Michael back in high school. I mean, I thought he was handsome and charismatic and talented and had a great voice and everything, but his 1987 Faith album was so huge when I was in high school--one single after another released for like a solid two years--that by 1989 I was all
December 22, 2016
"And so this is Christmas,
And what have we done?"
W...
"And so this is Christmas,
And what have we done?"
Well John and Yoko, I'll tell you what "we" have done: we oops--the electoral college went and installed a reality show trainwreck to run the country into the ground.
Happy Christmas!
But I'm not here to talk about Herr Combover and his VP, The Antichrist. I'm sure I'll have plenty more to say about them in the coming months, but
And what have we done?"
Well John and Yoko, I'll tell you what "we" have done: we oops--the electoral college went and installed a reality show trainwreck to run the country into the ground.
Happy Christmas!
But I'm not here to talk about Herr Combover and his VP, The Antichrist. I'm sure I'll have plenty more to say about them in the coming months, but
November 9, 2016
"Save me from tomorrow...."
We're setting sail to th...
"Save me from tomorrow...."
We're setting sail to the place on the mapFrom which no one has ever returnedDrawn by the promise of the joker and the foolBy the light of the crosses that burnedDrawn by the promise of the women and the laceAnd the gold and the cotton and pearlsIt's the place where they keep all the darkness you needYou sail away from the light of the world on this trip, babyYou
We're setting sail to the place on the mapFrom which no one has ever returnedDrawn by the promise of the joker and the foolBy the light of the crosses that burnedDrawn by the promise of the women and the laceAnd the gold and the cotton and pearlsIt's the place where they keep all the darkness you needYou sail away from the light of the world on this trip, babyYou
November 8, 2016
Donald Trump is a Fart in a Mitten
Yeah I don't know w...
Donald Trump is a Fart in a Mitten
Yeah I don't know what that means either, but I remember someone writing that about Paris Hilton back when she was a thing, and I thought it was funny.
I also wrote that because there is a fairly good chance that someday DJT himself will stumble upon the phrase "DONALD TRUMP IS A FART IN A MITTEN," because if there's one bitch who stays up Googling
Yeah I don't know what that means either, but I remember someone writing that about Paris Hilton back when she was a thing, and I thought it was funny.
I also wrote that because there is a fairly good chance that someday DJT himself will stumble upon the phrase "DONALD TRUMP IS A FART IN A MITTEN," because if there's one bitch who stays up Googling
August 2, 2016
BOUNTIFUL, UTAH
SESSIONS MOUNTAIN RANGE
SUMMER 2016
...
BOUNTIFUL, UTAH
SESSIONS MOUNTAIN RANGE
SUMMER 2016
Ever hear of real estate porn? This is hiking porn. Or mountain porn. Or...okay, maybe I'd better stop with the porn comparisons because if we're going by Rule 34, there is most definitely some kind of outdoorsy mountain folk backpacker porn (in the literal sense) in existence and I don't want to know about it.
But whatever. Here are
SESSIONS MOUNTAIN RANGE
SUMMER 2016
Ever hear of real estate porn? This is hiking porn. Or mountain porn. Or...okay, maybe I'd better stop with the porn comparisons because if we're going by Rule 34, there is most definitely some kind of outdoorsy mountain folk backpacker porn (in the literal sense) in existence and I don't want to know about it.
But whatever. Here are
